On Devin Nunes, the dingleberry on the asshole that is Donald Trump

[Brisketexan 104628]

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/sns-tns-bc-nunes-20190814-story.html?outputType=amp

 

They could become formidable assets for Nunes' challenger, Phil Arballo, too. In fact, the cow has already endorsed the Fresno Democrat.

 

 

1 - I live in a country where a pretend cow is endorsing political candidates.  Holy shit.

2 - that endorsement is sound, and I agree with it.  Holy shittier.

[Gil Bang 25898]

[Chooky 13302]

100 square feet.  So a lawn.  You have a lawn.  You don't have a farm.  You have a lawn.  A tiny lawn.

[retread 2951]

Just think about how much better Devin Nunes' Cow or Devin Nunes' Mom would be as President.

[Chooky 13302]

Farmer:  Working hard, Devin?

Devin Nunes:  [wiping brow with red bandana] Just finished up mowing 60 square feet.  Not enough daylight to edge.  Gonna hydrate and head to the back forty.

Farmer:  Why don't you just cover it with a carpet swatch?

Devin Nunes:  So is your face.

Farmer:  What?

Devin Nunes:  That's what she said.

Farmer:  Anyone ever tell you that you look like a goth kid with a country club membership?

Devin Nunes:  Get.  Off.  My.  LAND!!!

Farmer:  [nervous gulp while disengaging eye contact.  steps two paces backward]  

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23359]

 

[Post Oak 20187]

One of my favorite things is when stupid people take on witty people.  

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

26 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

One of my favorite things is when stupid people take on witty people.  

You can’t point at the internet and say come at me  bro.  Any and everyone will lose that fight. 

Edit. Dammit. I’m blaming autocorrect

Edited August 27, 2019 by Nice Guy Eddie

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

Come at my bro, internet. Come at my bro. 

[kevwun 15653]

Devin Nunes 2020:
Vote for Me or I'll Sue You

[brown water 3761]

12 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

So nothing to worry about then....

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Gee, Devin, are you too stupid to understand that 'red flag' is talking about humans and real guns and not bulls? Elsie is not dangerous but you are.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13547]

Perhaps you fail to fully appreciate the power of a fully operational cattle station.

 

[Gil Bang 25898]

On 9/30/2018 at 6:21 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

my post quoted above was the first of this thread.  

Meanwhile...

 

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

Oh please let that one get to discovery. 

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

[UpperWestside 6136]

Outside of Dotard and Turtle this shitheel has the most punchable face in government. I think a GoFundMe to get Mike Tyson to punch this guy would net him at least 20 million.  

[Horn Dog 9674]

On 8/26/2019 at 8:03 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Thoughts and prayers Devin.

[DDD Dad 14252]

Outside of Dotard and Turtle this shitheel has the most punchable face in government. I think a GoFundMe to get Mike Tyson to punch this guy would net him at least 20 million.  

Matt Gaetz and Mark Meadows say hi.

[UpperWestside 6136]

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

Matt Gaetz and Mark Meadows say hi.

Not as punchable as this walking lawsuit. Not even close. 

Edited October 10, 2019 by UpperWestside

[hayden_horn 11360]

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

the onion is out for blood. lulz.

 

[Brisketexan 104628]

The Onion, going full on:

[Biff Tannen 45499]

Lol wow

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

Before Devin Nunes sued Twitter to try to stop them, "Devin Nunes' Cow"  had about 1,000 followers. It now has
622,000. 

Edit: Here's a pretty balanced article regarding Devin's lawsuits against Twitter.

https://www.courthousenews.com/watchdog-slams-order-allowing-nunes-to-sue-twitter-in-virginia/

 

I didn't realize this but he filed the lawsuit in Virginia even though he is a California resident and Congressman and even though Twitter is based in California. Why? Because it's easier to win in Virginia.  

Edited October 11, 2019 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

DevinNunes'Cow chimes in regarding Devin's recent tweet:

 

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

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Somebody is very scared.

its almost like these Republicans think if Trump goes down, he’ll take them down with him.

oh wait......

[Message Board User 12389]

This transcript is sad, hilarious, shocking, and predictable all at once.

 

[Biff Tannen 45499]

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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

This transcript is sad, hilarious, shocking, and predictable all at once.

 

As much of a dumbass as Nunes is, it’s pretty clear even he knows Trump is fucked on this, and so he’s trying to throw some red meat out to the base.   

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

This is glorious. Thanks to all of the Nunes parody accounts, this one may spread as fast as the fundraising one for Elsie Stefinick's opponent:

The big thing is getting people that actually live in these districts to vote. Hope they do.

[HenryJames 65890]

 

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[Gil Bang 25898]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

 

[Pancho 44487]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Trump has some interesting leadership skills in that he somehow convinces people to go against all logic to do his bidding. Even when it’s most likely against their own interests in the long run. 

[TexArcher 37522]

Please let this sycophantic little bitch go down with the ship, pleeeeeease.

[High Plains Drifter 10978]

57 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

I'm starting to think this Devin Nunes turd is a little bitch.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

This is the Congressman who files SLAPPs against a parody account on Twitter so sensitive and fragile doesn’t even begin to cover it. He’s loaded with campaign dollars and from a fairly red district so removing him is going to take a blue tsunami. 

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

He spews gas out of his butt not his mouth. 

 

 

[UpperWestside 6136]

He knows he is done. Watching him squirm and grasp at straws for the next year will be a joy to watch. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23359]

Lolz 

 

[Nolacycling 893]

Spent a huge part of this week listening to Rush's spins while auto travelling. This is all being sold as a hunt for corruption in Ukraine by distinguished Repubs.  

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

10 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

Spent a huge part of this week listening to Rush's spins while auto travelling. This is all being sold as a hunt for corruption in Ukraine by distinguished Repubs.  

Of course it is. It makes sense, too. Ukraine has that history and most of us, myself included, are not all that aware of how systems and government are arranged there. It's enough to keep up with the local news and the Trump circus to try and suss out the history of events prior to 2014, the creation/liberation of Ukraine as a country and pull the threads of its ties to Russia and the citizens who are pro Ukraine and/or pro Russia. Fiona Hill, David Holmes, and the rest of the extremely capable foreign policy administrators were our best assets and they have been tossed on the rubbish pile to further personal interests just as has been done in other countries. In the last three years, think of all the global foreign citizens we have betrayed in this manner, leaving them to suffer and die, not to promote a robust American democracy and create allies against despots but to enrich a handful of people. The GOP sycophants jobs program is robust and will keep Limbaugh employed for a good long while, but he needs to trip and roll under a bus.

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1 hour ago, Nolacycling said:

Spent a huge part of this week listening to Rush's spins while auto travelling. This is all being sold as a hunt for corruption in Ukraine by distinguished Repubs.  

Maybe they should look into Saudi Arabia and how much we dump there.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

The obvious place to look for corruption with Nunes is money. He’s a lifetime politician with a school teacher wife.  He earns his 175k salary so he’s far from poor but he has basically nothing else.  He’s estimated to have a net worth (outside of the couples assumed retirement packages) of less than 200k. Maybe more, maybe less.  

its probably tough to work with others who jump into the private sector to earn millions while you can’t.  And even if you don’t jump after that money, it’s must burn him up if hunter Biden is earning 50k monthly off his name. That kind of hatred will lead to corners being cut and mistakes being made.