On Devin Nunes, the dingleberry on the asshole that is Donald Trump

[Longhorn_Fan68 34078]

damn, not even serving the remainder of his term. Makes me wonder what he knows.

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

damn, not even serving the remainder of his term. Makes me wonder what he knows.

That when you have a chance to join a firm being investigated by multiple regulatory bodies, you have to do it?

[TexArcher 38816]

God, fuck that guy so much.

[atomheartbevo 90543]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

damn, not even serving the remainder of his term. Makes me wonder what he knows.

42 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

That when you have a chance to join a firm being investigated by multiple regulatory bodies, you have to do it?

If Daddy Trump says jump, you jump.  I wonder if Perdue had a choice about running for Governor of Georgia.  Trump pretended to be surprised, but he wasn't.

[Bookman 4754]

To be honest I had forgotten about this guy.

[Bullneck 19454]

^^^ same here 

[Pescado_Rojo 19557]

Didn't California make his district much more competitive? 

[956 Worldwide 35516]

14 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

That when you have a chance to join a firm being investigated by multiple regulatory bodies, you have to do it?

Hahah, this whole thing enterprise is a grift. Nunes is getting rewarded and invited to cash in. By the time the investigation finishes, all the rubes will have been fleeced, hefty salaries paid out to CEO Nunes, Trump, and assorted straphangers, and the whole concern shut down or in bankruptcy.

A better gig than Congress if you can get it. 

[Captainant 28381]

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You want to talk about timelines?

As we've talked about before, plenty of companies/people could have come up with a simple social media platform that was easy for Trump to post on, and they would all use a 3rd-party email/mailing list service (which they do for their fundraising emails already) and had it up and running within a month or two, with a fully-populated merchandise shop (all of it print-on-demand so that they don't even have to store physical stock).  There are plenty of platforms to choose from, whether it was a simple platform that just had Trump's daily rants (which the Trump Media Empire already tried), all the way up to something similar to twitter, with two-way engagement with his fanbase.

Plenty of us here on Surly have the resources to spin up a website in a few minutes with an off-the-shelf platform that would get somebody like him about 75% (or more) towards what he seems to want to do.  A simple CMS/website with a merchandise shop with a payment platform, and a form to pull in email addresses, tied to MailChimp, etc. It's barely a few hours work.

Here we are, coming up on 10 or 11 months since he's been banned from twitter and FB (and everybody knew he'd be banned from twitter the moment he was out of the WH), and his people can't pull it off, and he's still stuck with his old website.

I would love to know what is going on there, because while on the surface, it's easy to say that he's just surrounded by dumbasses or he's too cheap to do this right, there are plenty of options for him that would cost him very little (for the amount of money that will be generated) and that could be spun up in a few hours by just one IT person. Hell, there's plenty of MAGA types that can do this and would be happy to do this, and may even do some of it for free just for the advertising.

These folks love their grifting, which really makes me wonder why they keep botching their social media/website project.

Hell, they are already a part of the way there:

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/news

But then you hit up their merchandise section, and it's run by WinRed and not the Trump campaign.

It's not hard to run a merchandise section on a website, but they apparently can't do it.

Betcha they couldn't make PCI compliance and don't want to hold the books on those transactions. Has to be a choice to make it harder to look into and see what's happening, as is so often the case with trump

[We’reTexas 1475]

5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Hahah, this whole thing enterprise is a grift. Nunes is getting rewarded and invited to cash in. By the time the investigation finishes, all the rubes will have been fleeced, hefty salaries paid out to CEO Nunes, Trump, and assorted straphangers, and the whole concern shut down or in bankruptcy.

A better gig than Congress if you can get it. 

It’s hilarious. Matt Levine did a good write-up on the PIPE the SPAC just raised. 

[Pig Bellmont 8867]

It’s a grift funded by MAGA idiots 

[Captainant 28381]

10 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

It’s a grift funded by MAGA idiots 

I hope donkey and sack invest heavily

[Sawbonz 28081]

30 minutes ago, We’reTexas said:

It’s hilarious. Matt Levine did a good write-up on the PIPE the SPAC just raised. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

[We’reTexas 1475]

2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

It’s a grift funded by MAGA idiots 

Yeah it’s pretty sketchy. They didn’t file the signatures of the counter parties, which they are required to do, so we don’t actually know who invested. 

[hayden_horn 11401]

3 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

It’s a grift funded by MAGA idiots 

dammit

i'm always late to the party. 

i would have totally bought this stock for the lulz

[brakeman 28646]

 

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19279]

 

He gone!

[Chad Fuck 18088]

 
He gone!

Don’t let the doorknob hit you in the ass Dev.

[TexArcher 38816]

[Foosters 18223]

So god made a farm(ing) conglomerate.

[TheStoicPaisano 9948]

 

[Underdog 29099]

Jesus.  That twat is worse than the women on FB with the abuse of the filter and shit but I’m sure frog lips Baritone thinks it’s sexy. 

[atomheartbevo 90543]

 

[Underdog 29099]

Somewhere a cow is laughing. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13706]

How is Nunes still in charge of that train wreck, Truth media?

[tchookem 3965]

How is Nunes still in charge of that train wreck, Truth media?

It's easy to keep a job when every qualified person refuses. People would rather teach in public schools than try and run Trump's social media's platform.

[Bullneck 19454]

So, let's check in on our boy Devin:

 

 

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

So, let's check in on our boy Devin:

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

So, let's check in on our boy Devin: