OU thread of hate filled haiku - 2018 edition

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,292]

Fuck moblehoma

Right in their aids filled asshole

Kill Lincoln Riley

[PatSolitanojr 528]

Kyler Murray sucks

Kyler Murray sucks big dongs 

Kyler still sucks dongs 

[mdmost 43,981]

Midget quarterback

Looks like Ewok from Jedi

Drew maybe turned on

Edited October 1, 2018 by mdmost

[Surly Bevo 25,732]

Mike Stoops Is still there
Same old cock gobbling defense
Throw the football deep

[BossHawg 13]

Cuz fucking inbreds

Money shot their momma's face

Oklahoma sucks

 

 

 

[markstanco 12,786]

Bob stoops sucks dicks
Lincoln is following suit
Dicks will always be sucked.

[NWAustinDude 2,266]

Eat a bag of dicks

Eat a bag of dicks OU

A bag of dicks eat

[Surly Bevo 25,732]

You with the bald spot

And you Ewok looking fuck

Prepare your anus

[The Tower 372]

ou fucking sucks

ou mother fucking sucks

ou fucking sucks 

[bmbmd 1,040]

Casinos abound.  

Trailer houses here also.

Okie sucks big time.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Sucker punch a girl

Take car dealership money

Still play Saturday 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,801]

Move out of the way
My double wides coming thru
To get to Dallas

My porch caught on fire
Ruined the deck furniture
Killed 19 hound dogs

Sooner born and bred
When i die i'm Sooner dead
Sis gives Sooner head

Hello thar, stranger
You must not be from round here
You still have yore teeth

Thong string bikini
My cousin is wearing it
Passions are inflamed

Autumn has begun
Granny's mullet wistfully
Blows in the fall breeze

[83Horn 1,665]

What time is it now

If wind blows in from the Gulf

Oklahoma sucks

[runthebone 8,375]

Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt

That is what you fuckers stole

Barry's going to hell 

[orangebird 1,147]

Oklahoma sucks
Mullets, no teeth, pornstaches
Trans Ams are on blocks
 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

The old Rhett Bomar

Is the new Kyler Murray

Grass stain in Dallas

[El Squared 1,847]

Take turf wheels off of

Conestoga Wagon and

Monkey boy cry hard

Edited October 1, 2018 by El Squared

[Hagbard Celine 11,225]

39 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You with the bald spot

And you Ewok looking fuck

Prepare your anus

The artistry and craftsmanship here is world-class.  Shimmering.

[El Squared 1,847]

Horns gon hit sooner

like mixon hit the woman

but tape out quicker

[caliHORNia 44]

Crystal Meth is Bad.

Toothless Gooner Sooner Lad.

Your Bro is Your Dad.

[Hagbard Celine 11,225]

damn there's some talent up in here.

carry on.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Is Boomer Sooner

The worst song in history?

Yes, most certainly.

[El Squared 1,847]

Call the hospital

sooner has rectal bleeding 

in the cotton bowl

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

There is but one truth.

It is undeniable:

Oklahoma sucks.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,028]

Unlike Adrian Peterson

Horns give a legal beating

Kyler was delivered by Fed Ex

[MirrOlure 15,271]

I hate those fuckers
Sisters brothers and mothers
They can fuck themselves

[El Squared 1,847]

Horns gonna put a 

banana in your tailpipe

gooner sooner boys

[PatSolitanojr 528]

Some of you posters

need to learn to fucking count

haiku syllables 

[Player 4,610]

“Hey, here’s an idea!
How bout we all go noodlin?”
No, go fuck yourselves.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

There's watered down beer

And toothless cousin fucking.

That's Oklahoma. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

I hate oklahoma, die

Lincoln riley eats bags of dicks

Merry Hatemas bitches

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Hatemas game, best ever

61-45-5 Texas owns oklahoma

Eat a bag of dicks

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,292]

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,292]

[Texas007 195]

Punch them in the face

Crack they will like fragile vase

Plan to win in place

[SEC 1,174]

Fuck your great grand-sister

fuck your slutty, toothless nephew-cousin

University of Oklahoma

[Rudy Rutabaga 8,414]

Okie married sis

lived in truck and snorted meth

died of tooth cancer

[Rudy Rutabaga 8,414]

Kyler is better

at some other types of  sports

horse racing and jacks

 

[Rudy Rutabaga 8,414]

Boomer Sooner played

more than Leave it to Beaver

induces vomit

[Redneck Mutha 8,176]

State of trailer trash

University of cunts

Fuck Oklahoma

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,979]

Baker is a jerk
A really big jerk face cunt
Eat a bag of dicks

[Hanrahan 1,306]

Meth rotten tooth holes
Drooling skoal tobacco juice
Sisters are hairy

[Rudy Rutabaga 8,414]

Lincoln and Bob Stoops

enjoy anal intercourse

with herpetic ducks

[Ghost of Shag 2,730]

Meth making comeback.

Shit, it never went away.

It's Oklahoma.  

[Xcalibur 547]

Horns let OU know:

We coming for their asses

We are back, bitches.

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Okie stole that land

From native americans

Longhorns are back tho

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

Rats, big motherfuckers

With dicks a foot long

Lincoln's mouth waters.  

[futureman 22,695]

10 hours ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Some of you posters

need to learn to fucking count

haiku syllables 

not limited to 5-7-5 you haiku historian...

[mdleast 8,521]

This is my haiku.

With proper five seven five.

Sooners suck dick bags.

[Mole 4,339]

It's true, OU sucks,

but the time or date or place

don't matter one bit.

 

People stealing land

are not the heros we want

nor the ones we need.

 

And my acrostic haiku:

Ordinarily 

Useless State's Uninspired

Cheers, Kowtowing Shame.