OU thread of hate filled haiku - 2018 edition

[NeverMarryAStripper 21898]

Fuck moblehoma

Right in their aids filled asshole

Kill Lincoln Riley

[PatSolitanojr 518]

Kyler Murray sucks

Kyler Murray sucks big dongs 

Kyler still sucks dongs 

[mdmost 43001]

Midget quarterback

Looks like Ewok from Jedi

Drew maybe turned on

Edited October 1, 2018 by mdmost

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Mike Stoops Is still there
Same old cock gobbling defense
Throw the football deep

[BossHawg 13]

Cuz fucking inbreds

Money shot their momma's face

Oklahoma sucks

 

 

 

[markstanco 12574]

Bob stoops sucks dicks
Lincoln is following suit
Dicks will always be sucked.

[NWAustinDude 2252]

Eat a bag of dicks

Eat a bag of dicks OU

A bag of dicks eat

[Surly Bevo 24908]

You with the bald spot

And you Ewok looking fuck

Prepare your anus

[The Tower 362]

ou fucking sucks

ou mother fucking sucks

ou fucking sucks 

[bmbmd 1027]

Casinos abound.  

Trailer houses here also.

Okie sucks big time.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Sucker punch a girl

Take car dealership money

Still play Saturday 

[Hornius Emeritus 12457]

Move out of the way
My double wides coming thru
To get to Dallas

My porch caught on fire
Ruined the deck furniture
Killed 19 hound dogs

Sooner born and bred
When i die i'm Sooner dead
Sis gives Sooner head

Hello thar, stranger
You must not be from round here
You still have yore teeth

Thong string bikini
My cousin is wearing it
Passions are inflamed

Autumn has begun
Granny's mullet wistfully
Blows in the fall breeze

[83Horn 1640]

What time is it now

If wind blows in from the Gulf

Oklahoma sucks

[runthebone 7968]

Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt

That is what you fuckers stole

Barry's going to hell 

[orangebird 1079]

Oklahoma sucks
Mullets, no teeth, pornstaches
Trans Ams are on blocks
 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

The old Rhett Bomar

Is the new Kyler Murray

Grass stain in Dallas

[El Squared 1802]

Take turf wheels off of

Conestoga Wagon and

Monkey boy cry hard

Edited October 1, 2018 by El Squared

[Hagbard Celine 10853]

39 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You with the bald spot

And you Ewok looking fuck

Prepare your anus

The artistry and craftsmanship here is world-class.  Shimmering.

[El Squared 1802]

Horns gon hit sooner

like mixon hit the woman

but tape out quicker

[caliHORNia 44]

Crystal Meth is Bad.

Toothless Gooner Sooner Lad.

Your Bro is Your Dad.

[Hagbard Celine 10853]

damn there's some talent up in here.

carry on.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Is Boomer Sooner

The worst song in history?

Yes, most certainly.

[El Squared 1802]

Call the hospital

sooner has rectal bleeding 

in the cotton bowl

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

There is but one truth.

It is undeniable:

Oklahoma sucks.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

Unlike Adrian Peterson

Horns give a legal beating

Kyler was delivered by Fed Ex

[MirrOlure 14760]

I hate those fuckers
Sisters brothers and mothers
They can fuck themselves

[El Squared 1802]

Horns gonna put a 

banana in your tailpipe

gooner sooner boys

[PatSolitanojr 518]

Some of you posters

need to learn to fucking count

haiku syllables 

[Player 4575]

“Hey, here’s an idea!
How bout we all go noodlin?”
No, go fuck yourselves.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

There's watered down beer

And toothless cousin fucking.

That's Oklahoma. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

I hate oklahoma, die

Lincoln riley eats bags of dicks

Merry Hatemas bitches

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Hatemas game, best ever

61-45-5 Texas owns oklahoma

Eat a bag of dicks

[NeverMarryAStripper 21898]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21898]

[Texas007 195]

Punch them in the face

Crack they will like fragile vase

Plan to win in place

[SEC 1174]

Fuck your great grand-sister

fuck your slutty, toothless nephew-cousin

University of Oklahoma

[Rudy Rutabaga 8156]

Okie married sis

lived in truck and snorted meth

died of tooth cancer

[Rudy Rutabaga 8156]

Kyler is better

at some other types of  sports

horse racing and jacks

 

[Rudy Rutabaga 8156]

Boomer Sooner played

more than Leave it to Beaver

induces vomit

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

State of trailer trash

University of cunts

Fuck Oklahoma

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Baker is a jerk
A really big jerk face cunt
Eat a bag of dicks

[Hanrahan 1306]

Meth rotten tooth holes
Drooling skoal tobacco juice
Sisters are hairy

[Rudy Rutabaga 8156]

Lincoln and Bob Stoops

enjoy anal intercourse

with herpetic ducks

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

Meth making comeback.

Shit, it never went away.

It's Oklahoma.  

[Xcalibur 546]

Horns let OU know:

We coming for their asses

We are back, bitches.

[UncleBuck 6453]

Okie stole that land

From native americans

Longhorns are back tho

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Rats, big motherfuckers

With dicks a foot long

Lincoln's mouth waters.  

[futureman 22453]

10 hours ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Some of you posters

need to learn to fucking count

haiku syllables 

not limited to 5-7-5 you haiku historian...

[mdleast 8289]

This is my haiku.

With proper five seven five.

Sooners suck dick bags.

[Mole 4330]

It's true, OU sucks,

but the time or date or place

don't matter one bit.

 

People stealing land

are not the heros we want

nor the ones we need.

 

And my acrostic haiku:

Ordinarily 

Useless State's Uninspired

Cheers, Kowtowing Shame.