2018 Texas vs ousux MSPaint thread of dominance

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[Waterface 129]

Huge cock in mouth, calling plays for a Return of the Jedi bit player. Ripping the shell off of a Gulf shrimp, sucking the juices, and then tossing it away like a milked scrotum; a beached jellyfish. What a cock in mouth guy, this dude. Loves it in his mouth. Loves cock in mouth.

[Stinkpalm 676]

2 hours ago, Waterface said:

Huge cock in mouth, calling plays for a Return of the Jedi bit player. Ripping the shell off of a Gulf shrimp, sucking the juices, and then tossing it away like a milked scrotum; a beached jellyfish. What a cock in mouth guy, this dude. Loves it in his mouth. Loves cock in mouth.

I have no idea what I just read

[Lidig8r 1,852]

4 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

I have no idea what I just read

Lincoln Riley's mother's diary.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,606]

[DeweyCox 366]

9 hours ago, Waterface said:

Huge cock in mouth, calling plays for a Return of the Jedi bit player. Ripping the shell off of a Gulf shrimp, sucking the juices, and then tossing it away like a milked scrotum; a beached jellyfish. What a cock in mouth guy, this dude. Loves it in his mouth. Loves cock in mouth.

What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,606]

2 minutes ago, DeweyCox said:

What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?

it could be shel silverstein

[Bogeywon 2,518]

I hope you guys beat the doors off of them 

[El Diablo 4,232]

Fresh from the Stoops Family Orchard.

 

[SpiralOut 1,809]

imgur

[TexasMan 10,785]

 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Love the scooter.

[TexasMan 10,785]

[Machinator 32,097]

Good work here, but was really hoping @Thujone would make an appearance.

[WBT 20,411]

On 10/6/2018 at 8:51 AM, DeweyCox said:

 What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?

Catallus.  It's better in the Latin.

[happyhookem 224]

Something should be done with the BH's riding into Beverly Hills. I haz the no talent, tho.

[jofus 2,265]

Good work here, but was really hoping [mention=528]Thujone[/mention] would make an appearance.

[Steelers Roll Left 1,142]

Too soon?

[FriendofaFriend 93]

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,606]

7 hours ago, FriendofaFriend said:

It's about time you got your own account. People around this community been asking questions on your behalf forever.

[CooterBrown 17,901]

 

Oklahoma School for the Gifted or alternatively, The Miss Oklahoma Pageant.

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

 

 

Edited November 24, 2018 by crimsonlonghorn

[jofus 2,265]

Merry Dickmas, Y’all.