Which one of you fuckers has these millennials as kids

[mulletpelini 5216]

Help I've got no food water or shelter! Help I've got no signal!  Help there's not an app for this! HELP I HAVE NO FUCKING COMMON SENSE!

https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/texas-couple-endures-test-of-love-after-getting-lost-following-proposal-on-colorado-mountain

Carrying little water and unprepared for cold weather, the couple got lost trying to get back.

Mason told the rescue group he did not allow enough time to complete the hike before dark, and they did not carry enough water or food.

“Despite the memorable ordeal,” reads the news release from the sheriff’s office, “the couple’s engagement was still on.”

Seriously, sorry bout your kids having grandkids.

 

Edited October 1, 2018 by mulletpelini
Don't name your fucking kid Mason....ever.

[Chewbacca 7787]

Unprepared for cold weather at 13k feet in the fall in CO?  Lulz.  They are lucky the weather was as mild as it has been lately or they would be ded.

[Guest]

Not mine.  They never leave the couch... 'cept to get more Doritos.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

55 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Unprepared for cold weather at 13k feet in the fall in CO?  Lulz.  They are lucky the weather was as mild as it has been lately or they would be ded.

or Fud.

[F250 28826]

Mr. Mason would not be good marriage material in a hunter-gatherer society or a post-apocalyptic world.

[immortal13 4059]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

Help I've got no food water or shelter! Help I've got no signal!  Help there's not an app for this! HELP I HAVE NO FUCKING COMMON SENSE!

https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/texas-couple-endures-test-of-love-after-getting-lost-following-proposal-on-colorado-mountain

Carrying little water and unprepared for cold weather, the couple got lost trying to get back.

Mason told the rescue group he did not allow enough time to complete the hike before dark, and they did not carry enough water or food.

“Despite the memorable ordeal,” reads the news release from the sheriff’s office, “the couple’s engagement was still on.”

Seriously, sorry bout your kids having grandkids.

 

His last name is Mason, so...

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

3 hours ago, slorch said:

Not mine.  They never leave the couch... 'cept to get more Doritos.

Dad?

[Austinvines 318]

Unprepared for cold weather at 13k feet in the fall in CO?  Lulz.  They are lucky the weather was as mild as it has been lately or they would be ded.

Article says July 4th. That’s still a long hike without any gear or provisions.


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[Chewbacca 7787]

Article says July 4th. That’s still a long hike without any gear or provisions.


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Article says 4th of July trailhead

[utee94 15867]

7 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

17 minutes ago, Austinvines said:

Article says July 4th. That’s still a long hike without any gear or provisions.


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Article says 4th of July trailhead

Article says How to Cook 4th of July Trailhead

 

[Pato del Muerto 52614]

21 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Article says How to Cook 4th of July Trailhead

 

Article says how to cook for 4th of July trailhead 

[Steel Shank 9432]

I've always enjoyed trail head.

[BNB 100]

Why is Mullet (sp)? never coming back?  I saw another thread?

[boknowstecmo 216]

20 minutes ago, BNB said:

Why is Mullet (sp)? never coming back?  I saw another thread?

The party in the back has to end sometime. 

[Doc Holliday 199]

cinco de mayo trailhead?

[Kyle 207]

Next week they'll all be appealing to Bernie to provide free restaurants and hotels along all national park trails in case this happens again.

[Dbeasy 15094]

After misreading a hiking distance one time myself, I was prepared to read the story with empathy for the hikers. Dang they are idiots.

[HenryJames 66188]

Stuff like this has never happened to anyone other than millennials.

[crash_davis 23115]

don't care. got engaged.

[hayden_horn 11365]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Stuff like this has never happened to anyone other than millennials.

at least they didn't have to resort to cannibalism

[Trey3216 15372]

55 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

at least they didn't have to resort to cannibalism

Humanity's loss  

[Trey3216 15372]

15 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I've always enjoyed trail head.

It was his last trail head experience