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Help I've got no food water or shelter! Help I've got no signal!  Help there's not an app for this! HELP I HAVE NO FUCKING COMMON SENSE!

https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/texas-couple-endures-test-of-love-after-getting-lost-following-proposal-on-colorado-mountain

Carrying little water and unprepared for cold weather, the couple got lost trying to get back.

Mason told the rescue group he did not allow enough time to complete the hike before dark, and they did not carry enough water or food.

“Despite the memorable ordeal,” reads the news release from the sheriff’s office, “the couple’s engagement was still on.”

Seriously, sorry bout your kids having grandkids.

 

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Don't name your fucking kid Mason....ever.
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Not mine.  They never leave the couch... 'cept to get more Doritos.

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55 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Unprepared for cold weather at 13k feet in the fall in CO?  Lulz.  They are lucky the weather was as mild as it has been lately or they would be ded.

or Fud.

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1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

Help I've got no food water or shelter! Help I've got no signal!  Help there's not an app for this! HELP I HAVE NO FUCKING COMMON SENSE!

https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/texas-couple-endures-test-of-love-after-getting-lost-following-proposal-on-colorado-mountain

Carrying little water and unprepared for cold weather, the couple got lost trying to get back.

Mason told the rescue group he did not allow enough time to complete the hike before dark, and they did not carry enough water or food.

“Despite the memorable ordeal,” reads the news release from the sheriff’s office, “the couple’s engagement was still on.”

Seriously, sorry bout your kids having grandkids.

 

His last name is Mason, so...

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Unprepared for cold weather at 13k feet in the fall in CO?  Lulz.  They are lucky the weather was as mild as it has been lately or they would be ded.


Article says July 4th. That’s still a long hike without any gear or provisions.


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7 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
17 minutes ago, Austinvines said:


Article says July 4th. That’s still a long hike without any gear or provisions.


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Article says 4th of July trailhead

Article says How to Cook 4th of July Trailhead

 

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Next week they'll all be appealing to Bernie to provide free restaurants and hotels along all national park trails in case this happens again.

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