Oops - that didn't go quite as planned

[Wally Fairway 5596]

Border patrol agent, off-duty, accidentally starts 47,000 acre wildfire

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/02/us/az-off-duty-border-patrol-agent-wildfire/index.html

I certainly hope that they name that kid Wildfire or Smokey

 

[HenryJames 66228]

Anyone who goes hosts a gender reveal party should be burned alive.

[Hate 20155]

[Jerry Callo 8773]

I'm sure he'll have no problem paying his $8,000,000 fine.

[Wally Fairway 5596]

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Anyone who goes hosts a gender reveal party should be burned alive.

generally I agree - but this one had tannerite. I'm a fan of shooting canisters of tannerite.

Small ones inside a pumpkin or watermelon or the bigger ones that just go BOOM'mfer (or start wildfires)

[luke duke 6420]

I’m willing to waive the fine if he gets a vasectomy and the wife gets an abortion.

[Sbbruin 21904]

Well I just HAVE to know the baby's gender now, for Pete's sake!

[Buffsoldier 1895]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Well I just HAVE to know the baby's gender now, for Pete's sake!

Well, apparently the color was red and orange.  And what looks like a smoky gray.  Not sure what that means.  Hermaphrodite, maybe?