Mockingbird Driving Me Insane

[VonZipper 50]

Poison in a bird feeder, of course there could be some collateral damage.

[RDCanecutter 26475]

Go to South Texas to one o them big Exotic Animals ranches and kidnap you 3 or 4 baboons. I don't know if the baboons will drive off the mockingbird,  but my guess is you'll have new things to ponder.

[Homercles 10206]

Go to South Texas to one o them big Exotic Animals ranches and kidnap you 3 or 4 baboons. I don't know if the baboons will drive off the mockingbird,  but my guess is you'll have new things to ponder.

The best part is that, in the winter, the baboons simply freeze to death.

[Baboontyme 2825]

27 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Go to South Texas to one o them big Exotic Animals ranches and kidnap you 3 or 4 baboons. I don't know if the baboons will drive off the mockingbird,  but my guess is you'll have new things to ponder.

Happy to volunteer my services.

[irockalltherocks 55]

16 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, duh, what make model caliber?  Keep shooting the Red Ryder around him, that will probably ultimately work.

Sorry for the vagueness. It's a Daisy Winchester air rifle, shoots .177 caliber pellets. Bought it at Academy several years ago, around $100.

[RDCanecutter 26475]

2 minutes ago, irockalltherocks said:

Sorry for the vagueness. It's a Daisy Winchester air rifle, shoots .177 caliber pellets. Bought it at Academy several years ago, around $100.

So just offer the mockingbird 50 bucks to leave. Maybe he takes it. He doesn't? Hey. Go watch some mafia movies to get the proper enunciation.

[ChiTownDoc 21167]

Just fucking shoot him with a handgun.  If anyone questions whether or not it qualifies as an appropriate ‘nuisance’ kill, direct them to this thread.  Problem solved.  

[irockalltherocks 55]

So the wife took our dog for a walk this evening and said she heard the mockingbird at the end of the block. Haven’t heard him any tonight, so hopefully he decided to go bother someone else and doesn’t come back. Probably lack of success attracting a mate.

Anyway, thanks for all of y’alls suggestions.


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[Jerry Callo 8731]

In case he come back, this suggestion from NextDoor might help:

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

Blind it with a laser pen, then point it at a commercial airplane flying overhead.

If you have a .22, CBees are about as quiet as a pellet gun, but they'll do more than scare it away. And if you aren't shooting up in the air, you could seriously injure someone - or shoot out your neighbor's windshield.

Edited October 25, 2018 by Irish Wrist Watch

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4977]

So you're supposed to shoot them up into the air?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

So you're supposed to shoot them up into the air?

If you live around a lot of other houses, you gotta be careful.

[smwhorn 483]

On 10/3/2018 at 11:27 AM, Jerry Callo said:

Mockingbirds don't do one thing but make music for us to enjoy.  They don't eat up people's gardens, don't nest in corncribs, they don't do one thing but sing their hearts out for us.  That's why it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.

this.

[SHOOTER12 8832]

On 10/9/2018 at 11:31 PM, RollLeft said:

or 

 

Want one, or fifty...

[RollLeft 5045]

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Want one, or fifty...

That guy is going to shoot himself.  I cringed every time the gun turned and faced him.   

[SHOOTER12 8832]

44 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

That guy is going to shoot himself.  I cringed every time the gun turned and faced him.   

Same here....

[davidg 4038]

Ya'll know that was fake when it was first posted on youtube in 2012 and it still now?

[RollLeft 5045]

Well its clear to me that the persona was staged and hammed up.  Its also clear the camera shots were edited but not clear what the fake parts are.  The working gun on the drone?