National Wireless Emergency Alert?

[El Diablo 4232]

Don't know that I've ever gotten one before,  supposed to be a test at 1:18 pm CDT today.

Have we done this before and nobody wanted to tell me?

[Paper_jam 831]

Today is supposed to be the first nationwide test.

 

 

[Jerry Callo 8709]

Presidential alerts are the only ones you cannot opt out of.

[Hawndoh 2386]

Let’s just hope Trump doesn’t confuse the alert app with twitter

[Sbbruin 21865]

Just got it.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Well that was obnoxious.

[miguelito 11266]

SEND TACOS

[CrownKing 55]

Just got it

[LoneStarBiker 145]

Just blew up my phone 

[Yarbr 123]

Did not receive. I will be left behind.

[Horn_Spanker 524]

Bitch stole my minutes 

Edited October 3, 2018 by Horn_Spanker

[El Diablo 4232]

I got a picture of Brett Favre's junk. Is that the emergency?

[elfenix 34331]

Was it supposed to say "It's 1:18 pm and OU still sucks"

 

 

[Loco 3753]

6 minutes ago, Yarbr said:

Did not receive. I will be left behind.

same

can you guys just let me know when to panic?

 

Edited October 3, 2018 by Loco

[Amos Moses 795]

Just now, Loco said:

same

can you guys just let me know when to panic?

 

too late you're already dead.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Guy in the office next to me had his earbuds in and nearly flipped out of his chair.

[mdmost 43011]

I didn't get it. Surlyhorns, I don't feel so good....

[clapclapclap 9000]

New San Antonio strip club called 'Emergency Room' raising concerns

[Amos Moses 795]

[El Diablo 4232]

This was a slightly bigger letdown than 8 days to new b00bs was.

[Zepol87 9188]

3 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

This was a slightly bigger letdown than 8 days to new b00bs was.

Nothing will ever be that bad

[Armybrat 40857]

29 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I didn't get it. Surlyhorns, I don't feel so good....

Sorry, but you missed the last escape ship out...

 

Edited October 3, 2018 by Armybrat
fucked up

[InkaUtexas 26017]

Five of us in the coffeeshop. Four of us got the message. Millennial who did not is panicking. 

[Armybrat 40857]

[Js1 85449]

AB, did you get the alert on your Jitterbug?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Mine said north korea sent missles

[MissingInAction 25132]

I got the damn four times while i was fapping on my lunch break. 

Still finished.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

[Lhorn 4929]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I didn't get it. Surlyhorns, I don't feel so good....

Sounds like you were deemed “expendable”. 

[irishtexan 11522]

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/tiffany-trump-receives-first-ever-text-from-father/

Tiffany Trump Receives First Ever Text From Father

BY THE HARD TIMES STAFF | OCTOBER 3, 2018

WASHINGTON — Tiffany Trump, daughter of President Donald Trump, received her very first text message from her father earlier today, sources close to the First Family member confirmed.

“I couldn’t believe it,” said the 24-year-old Ms. Trump. “At first I thought, ‘Who is texting me something called a Presidential Alert?’ But then I saw the part of the message that said, ‘THIS IS A TEST’ in unhinged capitalization, and I realized, ‘Oh my god, I think this is Dad!’”

Ms. Trump, a student at Georgetown Law School, is generally considered the least seen or acknowledged member of the Trump clan by the public at large, as well as the family patriarch. She admitted that President Trump’s text assuring her that the National Wireless Emergency Alert System was merely performing a test and that “No action is needed” may be the start of a new father-daughter bond.

“Such a personal text to his youngest daughter… it’s just brimming with emotion,” Ms. Trump told reporters. “It’s funny. I used to think he didn’t care about me since I’m not his hottest daughter, nor the son that shares his name — since that was something he told me twice a week my entire childhood. But I really think this changes things.”

“I mean, we can all agree,” she continued, “it’s easily the nicest thing anyone has ever heard him say. And he said it to me!”

President Trump, reached for comment on the message, misheard a reporter’s question, calling ’80s pop star Tiffany “very rude” for rejecting his advances at a 1991 party at the Playboy Mansion.

[Guest]

I didn't receive it.

 

First line of bullshit i've ever been so fortunate to have missed out.

[markstanco 12586]

3 hours ago, Yarbr said:

Did not receive. I will be left behind.

Cricket opted out

[El Diablo 4232]

14 minutes ago, slorch said:

I didn't receive it.

 

First line of bullshit i've ever been so fortunate to have missed out.

It was from the President of the United States telling us "Be Sure To Drink Your Brawndo".

[NorthLoop 14218]

I bet my phone is gonna start using the n word a lot more now

[Kyle 207]

Mine said Brett Kavanaugh picked his nose in 1982. FBI to investigate.

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I bet my phone is gonna start using the n word a lot more now

[Jkwellborn 6714]

What was the point of it? So they can tell us there are mistakes on the way like Hawaii?

[Thetexashammer 1062]

I hope it's not an ELE.

[Paco 1934]

Was it supposed to say "It's 1:18 pm and OU still sucks"
 
 

Close

[Trey3216 15350]

12 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I hope it's not an ELE.

[gecko 1104]

Verizon customers in Houston got nothing.....

And yes, we're going to get asteroided....they just aren't ready to tell us.

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

What was the point of it? So they can tell us there are mistakes on the way like Hawaii?

to be fair, Hawaii was a fuckup by the STATE disaster officials, made worse because once they sent the message, they realized they couldnt "unsend" the message. nor do an immediate "sorry for partying that was a drill" message.

 

it was also testing to make sure if a real issue needs to be discussed that as much of the nation be notified as possible.   

 

If the reports of Houston Verizon users (which i believe is the largest cell provider for houston), not getting the message, that tells the Govt they need to tweek the software.

[El Diablo 4232]

Does that mean the NSA geeks haven't been listening to the Verizon customers in Houston? Asking for a friend.

[Guest]

The best way to make sure everyone knows is put it on Maury Povich, Judge Judy,  and Diners Drive Ins, & Dives.  When I am ever in a waiting room/ doctor's office/ auto repair/ etc those shows seem to always be the ones on.

Edited October 4, 2018 by slorch

[Deej 76858]

Just have it pop up in the middle of Candy Crush and porn sites. That should reach 95 percent of the nation. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21912]

Verizon customers in Houston got nothing.....
And yes, we're going to get asteroided....they just aren't ready to tell us.

I’m a Houston Verizon customer and I got it. Apparently, Verizon only sent it to people deemed worthy of saving.