Urban Legends You Heard At UT

[TonyTexas 10527]

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[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

9 hours ago, Blanton said:

I heard this one applied to the Frost Bank Tower, but it is actually an owl, which is kinda freaky (a Rice owl, perhaps?).

That's debunked all over the place, but I could swear I read an article a few years ago where some Frost muckity muck was asked about it and he laughed and would neither confirm nor deny the Rice connection. This guy was a Rice grad in my memory, and he sort of insinuated that the Rice connection was there...But it wasn't bank president Pat Frost. He went to Vanderbilt for undergrad and got his MBA in Austin. It wasn't any of the architects -- none of them had an Owl connection either. I must just be making up that memory.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

The "do you know who I am" legend made it all the way Down Under.

 

 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2740]

Many of these were heard at other colleges.

[BrickHorn 18285]

2 hours ago, Reagan1k said:

Loved this one . -  Guy hooks up with super hot chick during during spring break at S.P.I.  Fucks all night......Wakes up, she's gone, and on the bathroom mirror she's written "Welcome to the world of AIDS" in lipstick.

And by the way, World of AIDS is one of the lamest theme parks ever.

[BrickHorn 18285]

Dp

Edited October 5, 2018 by BrickHorn

[Guest Lobo]

10 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

And by the way, World of AIDS is one of the lamest theme parks ever.

I dunno, I thought the cocktail bar was nice albeit very expensive.  

[SaucyJack 3504]

16 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Something about seeing a white squirrel.

 

15 hours ago, miguelito said:

Seeing the white squirrel before an exam was good luck.

 Before Friday exams; Thursday nights we’d  pick her up at Angles and double-team her. 

[Celery Man 20997]

This lunatic and her shithead fuck buddy chopped a girl up in his apartment and then drove to Mexico.

[phdhorn 6224]

18 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Washington holding his Jefferson.

 

17 hours ago, luke duke said:

Washington holding his  Jefferson Johnson.
fify

 

Funny thing is though, e'erbody I knew called it his Jefferson although Johnson makes obvious sense.  I think Jefferson sounds better actually.

[Blanton 170]

18 hours ago, F250 said:

In the 90's, if you went to the Snake Farm in New Braunfels and asked them to break a $50 bill they would take you to the back rooms where the prostitutes were hanging out.

Reminds of when frats supposedly went to Boy’s Town in Laredo for rush events. 

I think eventually that got replaced with trips to New Orleans.

[Blanton 170]

8 hours ago, Celery Man said:

This lunatic and her shithead fuck buddy chopped a girl up in his apartment and then drove to Mexico.

Heard this one as well. I think the guy was a Delt? I’m pretty sure it’s a true story.

I’m not sure if there were any severed limbs involved, but it was straight up murder. 

[Shenanigans 31]

5 minutes ago, Blanton said:

Heard this one as well. I think the guy was a Delt? I’m pretty sure it’s a true story.

I’m not sure if there were any severed limbs involved, but it was straight up murder. 

Yes he was. They did chop up her body and tried to dissolve it using chemicals in his apartment tub.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jennifer_Cave

Happened at the Orange Tree condos in West Campus.

[Blanton 170]

1 minute ago, Shenanigans said:

Yes he was. They did chop up her body and tried to dissolve it using chemicals in his apartment tub.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jennifer_Cave

Happened at the Orange Tree condos in West Campus.

Oh fuck. 

Patrick Bateman method

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

3 hours ago, Blanton said:

Reminds of when frats supposedly went to Boy’s Town in Laredo for rush events. 

I think eventually that got replaced with trips to New Orleans.

Not sure about rush but they damn sure did take the pledges there. This one idiot pledge brother of mine tried to give us a floor show but he couldn't get it up. The puta mocked his little dick in front of all of us. That guy did not return to Austin for his second semester.  

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

5 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Not sure about rush but they damn sure did take the pledges there. This one idiot pledge brother of mine tried to give us a floor show but he couldn't get it up. The puta mocked his little dick in front of all of us. That guy did not return to Austin for his second semester.  

Well shit, I just found out that dude died nine years ago, at 39 years old. My previous post was bad and I feel bad about it. 

[DaysOff 7975]

 Before Friday exams; Thursday nights we’d  pick her up at Angles and double-team her. 

Angles. Damn, that was the place that had an all you can drink happy hour for one cover charge. Gimme another screwdriver.

[Blanton 170]

5 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Not sure about rush but they damn sure did take the pledges there. This one idiot pledge brother of mine tried to give us a floor show but he couldn't get it up. The puta mocked his little dick in front of all of us. That guy did not return to Austin for his second semester.  

God damn that’s wild

[F250 28819]

6 minutes ago, Blanton said:

God damn that’s wild

Its impossible to take a trip to Boystown and not come back with some wild stories.

[Gucci_Suit 2656]

17 hours ago, Blanton said:

Reminds of when frats supposedly went to Boy’s Town in Laredo for rush events. 

I think eventually that got replaced with trips to New Orleans.

This is true. I went to boys town with my fraternity in 1996. Somebody probably should have died, but nobody did. 

We had 2 charter buses with kegs and TVs playing porn. When we got off the bus everyone was super drunk and ready to smash $20 whores. 

The last thing I remember that night was eating a “dog taco” outside of Papagayo (I think that’s what it was called). My next memory was waking up just as we passed the Erwin Center. 

Man... that was stupid. 

[Blanton 170]

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This is true. I went to boys town with my fraternity in 1996. Somebody probably should have died, but nobody did. 

We had 2 charter buses with kegs and TVs playing porn. When we got off the bus everyone was super drunk and ready to smash $20 whores. 

The last thing I remember that night was eating a “dog taco” outside of Papagayo (I think that’s what it was called). My next memory was waking up just as we passed the Erwin Center. 

Man... that was stupid. 

Holy...shit

That’s fucking wild 

[Gucci_Suit 2656]

3 minutes ago, Blanton said:

Holy...shit

That’s fucking wild 

Totally. One of the older guys in my frat was from The Valley and he took up a collection from the group before we got to Mexico. Then, when the federalis started to fuck with us he just money whipped them and we essentially used them as body guards. It was genius and came in handy when a couple of our dudes mouthed off to some locals. This was before the cartels, but there were definitely drug runners around. 

Every one of us was carrying around a modelo and our own bottle of cheap ass tequila. 

We went to the donkey show, the monkey show... one of the whore sat on my buddies lap and at the end of the night he threw his jeans away. I remember eating a dog taco next to him while he was wearing boxers, a pi phi t-shirt and redwing boots. 

Damn.