Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread

[Vertigo 20,276]

A new streak of victory starts today. Kyler gets rattled, Sam comes to play, and Herman rolls into first place in the B12.

Fuck OU with a white hot blow torch.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Checking in.  3 beers deep.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

[Tired of Lurking 637]

In on page 1. I wish I could be drunk enough to not care about checking the game thread buttttt it's kinda early. Even for an alcoholic like me.

Edited October 6, 2018 by Tired of Lurking

[Jeffrey 90]

Checking in from down unda....fuck late night

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

Bloody Mary for breakfast. Fuck OU

[texifornia 56,911]

Page one. Ready to drown our victory in unlimited margaritas.

Edited October 6, 2018 by texifornia

[Radical Larry 28,583]

Fuck ou

[Brock Sampson 289]

Let’s beat these dirt burglars

[SDG 3,319]

First beer done but I'm still drunk from last night.

Fuck ou.  

[PatrickMcHorn 376]

Fuck ou. Cockgoblers going to rain down tears upon their own mobile home roofs.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

I'm starting the day off with some more absinthe. Need to ward off evil and this is the elixir to do it.

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

9:22 and ou still sucks

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

Billy Beane will regret his decision to let the ewok play today

[Domedriver 655]

Hair boy needs to smash the midget!  Fuck OUSuxs!

[BrazilHorn 6,586]

In the car on way to fair. Traffic sucks. Can see stadium 

[Starscreacher 179]

In OU sucks

[The Tower 362]

fuck ou

[Horn Dog 9,818]

If that 5’ 3” QB completes one pass over our OLine there needs to be consequences.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Just now, Horn Dog said:

If that 5’ 3” QB completes one pass over our OLine there needs to be consequences.

just a quick follow up, and im sure you are drunk as fuck..., how will that goddamn ewok complete a pass over our OL?

[jw4381 3,072]

Surly hat sighting on Longhorn game day...

[williemackgarza 1,826]

OU sux!

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Have Yourself A Merry Little Hatemas

Have yourself a Merry little Hatemas,
Let your hate be right
From now on,
the sooners will be out of sight
Have yourself a Merry little Hatemas,
Make the sooners pay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.

Here were are as in olden days,
happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
gather near to us once more.

For Freddie, Julius, and Earl,
Men who wouldn’t quit.
They look down upon us with eyes unfurled,
know these sooners don’t make a shit.

Through the years we all will be together
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a Merry little Hatemas now.

[MillerEP 30,454]

I’m not advocating anyone gets hurt, but if Murray gets hurt in this Game against Texas that’ll derail a lot of shit for Murray.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,604]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

I’m not advocating anyone gets hurt, but if Murray gets hurt in this Game against Texas that’ll derail a lot of shit for Murray.

I’m 100% sure that nobody on this board will not want him to get hurt today.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

I’m not advocating anyone gets hurt, but if Murray gets hurt in this Game against Texas that’ll derail a lot of shit for Murray.

 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Just now, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

I’m 100% sure that nobody on this board will not want him to get hurt today.

There's at least one pussy that spent a good 2 hours last week bitching to everyone that joked about Murray got hurt.

[TexArcher 37,774]

Texas 31

ou 26

 

You're god damned right

 

Edited October 6, 2018 by TexArcher

[Deej 76,759]

Started drinking at 7. Let's do this!

[Deej 76,759]

There's at least one pussy that spent a good 2 hours last week bitching to everyone that joked about Murray got hurt.

.

[Horn Dog 9,818]

27 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

just a quick follow up, and im sure you are drunk as fuck..., how will that goddamn ewok complete a pass over our OL?

LOL.  Guilty as charged... but if it happens there needs to be consequences!!

[Augustus 3,061]

I love this weekend each year, and this game.  One of the greatest traditions in the greatest sport.

I want to see a barn burner that comes down to the final seconds.  

 

[MillerEP 30,454]

I don’t I want to blow them out so bad we see Cameron rising take a few snaps

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Just now, Horn Dog said:

LOL.  Guilty as charged... but if it happens there needs to be consequences!!

yeah. in the form of TH needs to answer for why in the actual fuck his OL was on the field trying to defend that little fuck.

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

1 hour ago, GoonerSooner said:

I am honestly concerned for Ehlinger's safety.

Yeah me to because after he whips ousux he might overdose on pussy

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

13 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

I’m 100% sure that nobody on this board will not want him to get hurt today.

Nope not me It would break my heart if that little over hyped midget fuck sprained an ankle 

[ztejas 43,418]

Fuck coupons let me pay in cash like an American this is heresy 

[Zavala 1,384]

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

Checking in.  3 beers deep.

Fuck man what do I do.

Margaritas or beerskis?

Wish I was at the fair/game.

[MillerEP 30,454]

Fucking Mike leech is awesome

 

[Effyourcouch 125]

We need a leech back in the B12

[The Golden Hat 299]

Fuck them up.

[Tailgate 3,021]

Boys on both sides are fired up. We’re in for a good one.

Let’s go!!!!!!

[Dbeasy 15,047]

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Even Rocket is sucking ou dicks. Shut the fuck up about Toby, that valor-stealin' ass.

[MillerEP 30,454]

Lol at the “your mascot is a travel trailer” sign

[Zavala 1,384]

Herman isn't wearing black, he is wearing his lucky Burnt orange fishin' lookin shirt.

WE WIN

[coachherman'sgrill 2,102]

Can Corso mush mouth through more names?!?!?

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[MillerEP 30,454]

Corso just butchering our players names:

Ehlinger = L-in-jer

Lil’jordan = Jordan

Collin Johnson = coal-n Johnson

 

[Chief21 49]

Fuck ou, in case no one has posted this yet

[Zavala 1,384]

2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Can Corso mush mouth through more names?!?!?

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Just now, MillerEP said:

Corso just butchering our players names:

Ehlinger = L-in-jer

Lil’jordan = Jordan

Collin Johnson = coal-n Johnson

 

Who fuckin cares he's the only likeable one on gameday leave his old ass alone