Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread

[Art Vandelay 1,712]

We didn't give up the momentum. Texas is still rolling. This team knows they can punch harder than the toothless fucks in red. This team has bite and will bring the horns into the belly of the beast in the second half.

Agreed, my man. Agreed.

[Wishbone 4,759]

Just now, Beer Horn said:

Great 1st half

other than the ou sux opening drive im pleased

def, ol, qb play 

overall 

 

Yeah, as much as I’d like to stomp a permanent mud hole in OU Sucks, people are getting their money’s worth in this game.

[Zavala 1,384]

These halftime show dipshits ready to eat crow?

[hookem48 4,687]

1 minute ago, dad said:

Maybe they’d covered how to try to defend that formation but didn’t execute? Otherwise they would have taken the time out since we had plenty.

if they covered how to defend that formation no one was listening 

[satyanash 14,480]

Here come the halftime adjustments.

blOU will certainly make theirs. Will we?

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Great 1st half.   Would like to see Herman stay open and aggressive with the play calling.  I feel  if we go conservative, we lose this game.   Come out swinging your big ass Bevo cock.  The Sooners will fall all over themselves wanting to suck it. 

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

 the whole offense is him running or trying to get the ball to Lamb  and Brown.

This. He makes everything click and then they hand off 2 or 3 times to keep the D-Line honest. 

If we could get a clean hit on him, it would pay back in spades. (not racist) He's all they got. 

 

[millhouse 2,603]

Hahaha "fuck yeah Texas" made it on air

[Steelers Roll Left 1,168]

Texas the better team by far so far. Only thing I fear now is a bout of that inconsistency the Horns have shown in every game this season.  And one more thing: It’s time to unleash Ingram.

[CurlyDumps 4,468]

I wanted Orlando to call TO on that 4th and 3 play.

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, Revolution512 said:

Gotta keep scoring. Come right out and throw another body blow.

Go for the big plays between the runs too.

We don't need to "try to win by one"

fuck that.

We need TDs and TOs.

[Kenny Powers 45]

Last year OU scored 20 pts in the first half. They scored 9 the rest of the game. Adjustments will be made. 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Cant ask for much better from the offense that half. Please continue that

[Valmy77 13,226]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Great 1st half.   Would like to see Herman stay open and aggressive with the play calling.  I feel  if we go conservative, we lose this game.   Come out swinging your big ass Bevo cock.  The Sooners will fall all over themselves wanting to suck it. 

Yep. The offense has to win this game. This is not K-State.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

And drunk mustache is on TV. AGAIN.

[FloridaHorn 4,754]

1st play of 2nd half, go to the deep seam to Duvernay and show these bitches we are here to play

[Mo Horn 8,831]

5 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Happened two frikin times. Should have lost ten yards. 

Time outs were called on the sidelines. 

[immortal13 4,059]

Why does that goofy little fucker only have eye black under one eye?

[hookem48 4,687]

so 40 points to win?

[Kenny Powers 45]

Robert Smith has OUs dick so far down his throat 

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Great 1st half.   Would like to see Herman stay open and aggressive with the play calling.  I feel  if we go conservative, we lose this game.   Come out swinging your big ass Bevo cock.  The Sooners will fall all over themselves wanting to suck it. 

It may be better that they scored that TD at the end of half. We better know we gotta SCORE TOUCHDOWNS not just hold the damn ball and win TOS.

WIN THE FUCKING SHOOTOUT GODDAMNIT

[elnimo 55]

OU is a second half team. Texas tends to suck ass in the third quarter.

[Dropout 355]

Texas is in control. They can’t handle our WRs and it opens up the rest of the offense. They can’t even get them to the ground. Hook ‘em let’s win this fucking game.

[CooperB 13]

That last touchdown drive hurt. Giving them too much hope. We need to come out and score quick to start the 2nd half. 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Just now, immortal13 said:

Why does that goofy little fucker only have eye black under one eye?

It’s under his left eye.  He wants everyone to know he is not gay.  Just an Ewok. 

[ruitxn 296]

6 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

How do we know when the timeout was called?

Exactly. TO was called from sideline

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Just now, elnimo said:

OU is a second half team. Texas tends to suck ass in the third quarter.

Isn't the third quarter where we put away both USC and TCU?

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

so 40 points to win?

I’m thinking 50

[Buzzrock 14,905]

Why does that goofy little fucker only have eye black under one eye?

Birthmark

[Zavala 1,384]

2 minutes ago, Kenny Powers said:

Last year OU scored 20 pts in the first half. They scored 9 the rest of the game. Adjustments will be made. 

That RPO seems like either a HR or a total fuckup.

We need to pick that stupid shit off.

[FizzleFish 137]

I felt we had Murray confused the last half of the 2nd quarter.  I hope it continues into the 2nd half. Wish we wouldn’t have blown coverage on that last TD. May have given him some confidence back. 

[FloridaHorn 4,754]

Texas and Ingram will have a huge 2nd half. OU will get worn down on D

[Atticus 3,973]

1 minute ago, elnimo said:

OU is a second half team. Texas tends to suck ass in the third quarter.

Did you not watch the TCU or USC games?

[Kenny Powers 45]

1 minute ago, elnimo said:

OU is a second half team. Texas tends to suck ass in the third quarter.

The retard is strong in this one 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Tua 10/12, 4 tds, 334 passing yards

 

27.8 per completion, Bama 41 Piggy 14 at half

[hookem48 4,687]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Time outs were called on the sidelines. 

the first one on our 4th down play was not in time, you can see the ref at the bottom of the screen

[TexasMan 10,891]

2nd half line: OU -4

[FloridaHorn 4,754]

Just now, FizzleFish said:

I felt we had Murray confused the last half of the 2nd quarter.  I hope it continues into the 2nd half. Wish we wouldn’t have blown coverage on that last TD. May have given him some confidence back. 

It was an RPO, if we cover the receiver, Murray walks it in

[Jomac0928 76]

They don't look as strong or physical as we do. I think we can pound that ass in the second half.

[South Austin 52,460]

2 minutes ago, Kenny Powers said:

Robert Smith has OUs dick so far down his throat 

I love his work with The Cure, though.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Wheeler and Hager have been our weak links on defense. Hope to see more BJ/McCullough/Bimage/Graham in the second half.

[FizzleFish 137]

Just now, Kenny Powers said:

The retard is strong in this one 

I’m pretty sure that was the Strong years. 

[ApocalypseTexas 297]

Opening drive is huge in 2nd half 

[UDontKnow 10,443]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

I’m thinking 50

Too high. Time of possession will take over in the 2nd half.

[Rockethorn1978 6,072]

Texas is gonna win

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

Did you not watch the TCU or USC games?

This ain’t Charlie’s team anymore. 

[Mileslong 4,728]

OK that was God awful coaching on that drive, didn't call timeout on 4th down when they had 4 receivers to one side and then made horrible calls after the timeout we took.

Dude STFU, all you do on every thread and almost every play is bitch about Herman. We are touchdown underdogs and leading by a TD at the half. It really gets tiresome

[MillerEP 30,449]

OU is a second half team. Texas tends to suck ass in the third quarter.

Usually but not this year, we’ve been a second half team with decent third quarters this year

[ruitxn 296]

Who wins TO last half probably wins game. Need Midget to give it to us

[Zavala 1,384]

3 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Why does that goofy little fucker only have eye black under one eye?

Wait so Baker AND Kylie are both bottoms? How does that work?