Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

Just now, South Austin said:

I love his work with The Cure, though.

Lol

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

Did you not watch the TCU or USC games?

Maybe @elnimo has been in a coma since mack?

[taybo20 2,878]

Go score a TD to open the 3rd quarter!

[Tired of Lurking 637]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Tua 10/12, 4 tds, 334 passing yards

 

27.8 per completion, Bama 41 Piggy 14 at half

What the fuck, man. That team is incredible.

[Sgt Hulk 13,833]

We need the TCU usc 3rd qtr Longhorns 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Just now, Tired of Lurking said:

What the fuck, man. That team is incredible.

its stupid.

 

 

[TexMexBuddha 988]

This is exactly the game I expected. We need to score on the opening drive, and I am still waiting for that big special teams play.

We need to get one or two of those our way and stay relentless.

[hookem48 4,702]

4 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Why does that goofy little fucker only have eye black under one eye?

couldn't reach his mother's makeup table

[Anastasis 23,481]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

2nd half line: OU -4

Texas TT 13

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

1 minute ago, Jomac0928 said:

They don't look as strong or physical as we do. I think we can pound that ass in the second half.

imgur

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,353]

Just now, Tired of Lurking said:

What the fuck, man. That team is incredible.

I'll withhold judgement till after they play a decent team

[Pato del Muerto 52,571]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

2nd half line: OU -4

I’ll take ou outscoring Texas by 4 in the second half. 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

The amount of scared bitches on this thread is pathetic.  We're about to roll these fuckers out of town.  

[FizzleFish 137]

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

It was an RPO, if we cover the receiver, Murray walks it in

I didn’t rewind the play. I think I remember jones taking the QB. I just assumed some one else had responsibility of the wr.  Regardless, I think my point stands. Murray was shaken for a while. Hope we can continue to confuse him.

[TtomTerrific 200]

OU is sick of getting hit. 

and they are getting hit. 

it's so nice to be on the other side of this 

[UDontKnow 10,447]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ll take ou outscoring Texas by 4 in the second half. 

I see what you did there.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

couldn't reach his mother's makeup table

He got caught crossing half way through...

[hookem48 4,702]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

Dude STFU, all you do on every thread and almost every play is bitch about Herman. We are touchdown underdogs and leading by a TD at the half. It really gets tiresome

you're a fucking idiot as usual you stupid fuck, I've been one of Herman's biggest backers forever. dumbass cocksucking bitch

[elnimo 55]

I’m just not gonna main line sunshine and kool aid until the 4th.  Got battered fan syndrome.

[Slade 263]

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Tua 10/12, 4 tds, 334 passing yards

 

27.8 per completion, Bama 41 Piggy 14 at half

What the fuck? lol

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

No pizza at halftime, no 3rd quarter funk. Come out and crush these fucking clowns.

[MillerEP 30,494]

Ou sucks

[Mileslong 4,728]

you're a fucking idiot as usual you stupid fuck, I've been one of Herman's biggest backers forever. dumbass cocksucking bitch

Quality post. All you do is fucking bitch, deny that

[FloridaHorn 4,769]

Murray’s legs will be the key to the 2nd half. I expect OU to hit a big play or two, Texas has to find first downs and sustain drives.

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

I see what you did there.

Math?

[TxRox89 6]

I’m feeling like #15

imgur

[fellside 1,114]

Maryland winning.

[Wally Pryor 5,262]

Ingram with 4 touches in the 1H.

Triple that in the 2H.  Just do it.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,268]

Do need another TO from them.

[Rabidhorn 121]

I wish these Fox fags would shut up and get back to the game.

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, TtomTerrific said:

OU is sick of getting hit. 

and they are getting hit. 

it's so nice to be on the other side of this 

We gon slept they QB if he ever decides to try to really go for it. He is diving or sliding at any threat of contact right now.

Probably made of glass as well as being tiny. He's shifty, but we need to break down, wrap up, and let the 2nd and 3rd guys get those ribs.

[Colonel Mustard 325]

4 minutes ago, ApocalyseTexas said:

Opening drive is huge in 2nd half 

Yup. Its big

[Modessit 5,603]

Did you not watch the TCU or USC games?

Or the Army game? ouSux scored zero points in the 3rd and 4th vs Army at home.

[MillerEP 30,494]

Lol ou sucks chant on fox

[PatrickMcHorn 376]

We need to strike to begin the third 

This... the offensive octmvirate needs to have the drive if their career right here.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Wannstedt likes what OU is doing on defense.
Yeah, dumbass. So do I.
I like how Leinart immediately interrupted him.
This OU sucks chant is amazing.

[RomaVicta 29,970]

For some halftime fun, check out the A&M butthurt on Texags.

OU will kill us. OU and Texas are both terrible. Murray sucks as a QB. Hilarious.

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

you're a fucking idiot as usual you stupid fuck, I've been one of Herman's biggest backers forever. dumbass cocksucking bitch

take a midol

[VaLonghorn99 341]

MD leading Michigan 7-3 in the big house

[Coach pop a bitch 5,491]

Fuck Ousux

[Pato del Muerto 52,571]

Wannstadt likes the ou defense even though they’ve gotten zero stops so far in this game. 

[immortal13 4,059]

Just now, Tired of Lurking said:

Wannstedt likes what OU is doing on defense.
Yeah, dumbass. So do I.
I like how Leinart immediately interrupted him.
This OU sucks chant is amazing.

He went senile there for a minute. Holy fuck that crowd with the OU SUCKS chant!

[Gut Wagon 8,087]

It really is impossible to look at one of those horns-down buffoons and believe they have 46 chromosomes.

[millhouse 2,616]

Strong ou sucks chant right there 

[Vito Andolini 9,127]

WTF, is this the Oklahoma broadcast? Did they really just have all the studio crew discuss what’s needed for the second have from a Sooner perspective? Fuck that

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

For some halftime fun, check out the A&M butthurt on Texags.

OU will kill us. OU and Texas are both terrible. Murray sucks as a QB. Hilarious.

Nice. I never think about those sad, sad losers because every time I look at what they are talking about it's even worse than I imagine.

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Like the mobile interface on surlyhorns. That's an improvement over the Shag

[kingkoopa6 8,377]

 

Edited October 6, 2018 by kingkoopa6

[Beer Horn 93]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wannstadt likes the ou defense even though they’ve gotten zero stops so far in this game. 

This is why he is not coaching

[TexArcher 38,029]

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

For some halftime fun, check out the A&M butthurt on Texags.

OU will kill us. OU and Texas are both terrible. Murray sucks as a QB. Hilarious.

It's gonna be extra fun when we win this and they lose at home to a basketball school.  I might have to create another texags account tonight.

(RIP T-shirt Aggie)