Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

i just watched that loop like 10 times

Marathon man--I only lasted seven.

[DeweyCox 366]

13 minutes ago, elfenix said:

let's see if this works

 

 

 

 

I’m in love(s)

[Zepol87 9341]

Just got home. Got in for 120. One of my happiest days in recent memory

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Weekly reminder 

 

 

So your telling me there's a chance. 

[Luka Skywalker 152]

Rewatching Texas Gameday Final on Longhorn Network. At the beginning when all the players are still on the field, it sounds like Ehlinger calls Murray a bitch as he walks away?? Wonder what was said.

[Brothahorn 10097]

Rewatching Texas Gameday Final on Longhorn Network. At the beginning when all the players are still on the field, it sounds like Ehlinger calls Murray a bitch as he walks away?? Wonder what was said.

Lol

[TreatyOak 17390]

[Luka Skywalker 152]

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

Lol

Lol nvm. Was catching up from page 84.

[Wally Pryor 5410]

Dumb cunt. (With a sideline pass.)

 

Edited October 7, 2018 by Wally Pryor

[Jersey Man10 3801]

I'd like to show her my golden hat.

[BigHorn'13 3494]

Dat ass doe

[Wally Pryor 5410]

You could land the Space Shuttle on those hips. 

[Billy Pilgrim 2079]

Sucks that the ESPN headline reads: “Texas nearly waste 21 pt 4th quarter lead”

[NowThis 931]

game next year won't be so close

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

Anybody have the locker room postgame speech from Herman?  Every time I've seen it it says video has been deleted.

[Pato del Muerto 53511]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Also "They haven't seen the gangstas we have"

Also "We'll be back"

So... it's at least in contetion for greatest non-Vince UT QB quote.

Former qb turned db:  it don’t make a shit. 

[TexasEd 8266]

I think I found the crying sooner kid at the game:

 

[Assman 1830]

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

or this

 

I only let my wife talk to me during commercial breaks, so as they were coming back from the break, she was still talking (naturally), but I was mesmerized by the set of tits seen above.  My eyes were glued to the TV, praying one would pop out, when she says "Well did you get a good look?" and I respond "No because the fucking score was in the way".  /csb

 

Edited October 7, 2018 by Assman

[Valmy77 13626]

47 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Sucks that the ESPN headline reads: “Texas nearly waste 21 pt 4th quarter lead”

I like it. It has been awhile since we had 21 pt 4th quarter leads to blow.

[ajax 2677]

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

or this

 

4, 1, 3, 2

[El Squared 1853]

4 hours ago, texaslong said:

Lincoln sounds just likes Stoops.

Wears the same silly visor indoors too. 

Not a good look.

[Halohal 525]

 

[Kenny Powers 45]

1 hour ago, NowThis said:

game next year won't be so close

The odds will probably be in our favor with Murray presumably leaving. So it'll either be Kendal, Mordecai, or the true freshman Rattler leading the way for them 

[BigHorn'13 3494]

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

or this

 

3,1,2,4 and they all have nice breastsisess

[Pato del Muerto 53511]

No presumably about it. He has a contract with Oakland and they allowed him to play this season and then hit the minors. 

[SKA the boss 729]

It can't be said enough:
Fuck OU!!!

What a great day.
Take the loss, pussy.

[wood 11766]

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

let's see if this works

 

 

 

 

Out of rep, but bless you, sir. You're doing God's work here.

[elfenix 34752]

15 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

3,1,2,4 and they all have nice breastsisess

jt's not here anymore

[wood 11766]

4, 2, 1, 3 ...

...and yeah. I was mesmerized as shit watching that during the game too. My 14 yo walked into the room in the middle of it and almost fell down. Then he suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Weird coincidence.

Edited October 7, 2018 by wood

[Longboard Horn 41360]

 

[HtownHorn 15235]

4 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

it satisfies me greatly he'll always be 0-1 versus texas. 

Do you Big 12 Championship game bro?

[Longboard Horn 41360]

A promise is a promise.

[NorthLoop 14478]

Damn yall some thirsty mofos. Those 4 ain't bad, but they sure as shit aren't top tier Texas girls. "They all have nice breasteses"  Huh? Girl on the right is rocking a training bra. 

 

 

ou sucks. 

[millhouse 2733]

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

or this

 

I was thinking "Cooommmme ooooonnnnn titty" 

[Grandioso 2592]

First thing I thought of when I read "take the loss, pussy."

 

[Longboard Horn 41360]

[MrPhlegm 3413]

No presumably about it. He has a contract with Oakland and they allowed him to play this season and then hit the minors. 

Where he will get beaned.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Do you Big 12 Championship game bro?

The munchkin WILL NOT be there ya fucking moron.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Damn yall some thirsty mofos. Those 4 ain't bad, but they sure as shit aren't top tier Texas girls. "They all have nice breasteses"  Huh? Girl on the right is rocking a training bra. 
 
 
ou sucks. 

A wise man once said "once you've seen one woman naked, you...wanna see the rest of 'em naked. "

[Longboard Horn 41360]

4 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Dumb cunt. (With a sideline pass.)

 

She's got that wagon! 

[NoRagrets 1141]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I need to follow this Paul Hookem on Twitter. I like his style.

[horn_of_the_morning 999]

Because why the fuck not
https://mobile.twitter.com/AlexxBriseno/status/1048673184369790976

[Bogeywon 2548]

Nice win! Happy for you guys. Gives me hope that Michigan can beat OSU this year

[Zharkov 295]

7 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Do you Big 12 Championship game bro?

Ousux won't so it doesn't matter. :p

[GreenspointTexas 9974]

7 hours ago, Halohal said:

 

Love this

[jofus 2269]

Anyone have a pic or gif of Devante Davis (I think) teabagging that receiver?

 

 

Edited October 7, 2018 by jofus

[texaslong 678]

I’m assuming Baker hasn’t responded to anything yet?

[immamac 44371]

1 hour ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Because why the fuck not
https://mobile.twitter.com/AlexxBriseno/status/1048673184369790976

Deserves it's own thread of various videos from different perspectives. 

[SEC 1174]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Deserves it's own thread of various videos from different perspectives. 

still played it way too fast

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3873]

I’m almost certain that never punting against OU would be the right strategy this year.  You’ll convert 70% of your fourth downs and their O doesn’t really care if they have to go 40 yards or 80.