Official Surly - Texas vs OU Game Thread

[deft 7059]

I think I'm going to replay this game and jerk off to it.

Well the lineman do have lower bmi than what you’re used to handling so I can see that

[BillyGoatHill 4421]

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Just got back from the game. I'm exhausted. We were hoping for a 21 point blowout and the air was just sucked out of the Texas end with that 4th quarter. Thankfully Sam pulled them down the field to set up Dicker. I was pissed about the penalties that killed our drives and bad playcalling but we got out with a win and that's all that matters. It was still a hell of a lot of fun to see our guys put on the Golden Hat. It was also fun to not have to slink out of the Fair for once. 

Section 114? Looks like were sitting pretty close...

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

This was a very good Hatemas.

[Topper13 3642]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Or pics of fat cholas scarfing down corn dogs.

[Zavala 1384]

spoiler that shit cmon man

[jofus 2269]

46 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

 

Cryler Murray 

[GotThatFire 166]

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

From none other than the athlete that handed the state of Oklahoma it's worst burn:

 

 

Wtf am I looking at

[Vic Mackey 47965]

3 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Go on....

[Lhorn 5095]

Great game.  Love to have the seniors leave with a win and a chance to wear the golden hat.

Texas more more physical and the offense absolutely ate the Sooner defense for lunch.  When's the last time that's been said?

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

2 minutes ago, jofus said:

Cryler Murray 

Had*

[Lhorn 5095]

2 minutes ago, jofus said:

Cryler Murray 

Those tears are delicious.

For real though, that's fucking impressive to have not lost a game in your whole HS career.  His experience with aggy should have taught him how to lose though.

[ztejas 44233]

4 minutes ago, jofus said:

Cryler Murray 

Out of reps but I would trophy this 

[Vic Mackey 47965]

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Those tears are delicious.

For real though, that's fucking impressive to have not lost a game in your whole HS career.  His experience with aggy should have taught him how to lose though.

Did he never start a game for Aggy?

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

[Lhorn 5095]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did he never start a game for Aggy?

TO be honest I don't know if he started, but he played.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

A new streak of victory starts today. Kyler gets rattled, Sam comes to play, and Herman rolls into first place in the B12.
Fuck OU with a white hot blow torch.

I think that about summarizes it

[TexasEd 8266]

32 minutes ago, sidis said:

But the same thing would not apply to a wr or rb while running with the ball...

wrong.  a part of the body that counts as down has to touch the ground before the ball comes out.

[Zavala 1384]

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

TO be honest I don't know if he started, but he played.

Well he went to aggy so thats an L

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Well he went to aggy so thats an L

then he chose to go to ou, so that means he is dead to us.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5484]

Edited October 6, 2018 by totallynotabuttpirate

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

the meltdown in r/cfb is epic. go drink of the sweet nectar that is their tears folks.

[Lhorn 5095]

Texas is back baby.  Since Charlie Started building the talent level I've been waiting for the day when Texas rises up again.  It's here.  Shock the Nation. 

[satyanash 15614]

ESPN Highlights, featuring a dejected blOU radio crew

 

[Lhorn 5095]

Quote

ESPN Highlights, featuring a dejected blOU radio crew

So delicious

That kick was a beauty.  

Edited October 6, 2018 by Lhorn

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

62-46-5

[Modessit 5667]

But the same thing would not apply to a wr or rb while running with the ball...

Yes it would. The hand can touch the ground to keep you up without making you "down". You see RBs and WRs do it all the time to keep themselves up to get a couple extra yards. The ball is an extension of the hand in circumstances like this and touching the ball to the ground by itself is not considered down. If it was, then a QB could never pick up a botched snap because the second he grabbed it he'd be down.

[Mileslong 4811]

Such hate in their eyes in that Sam TD pic.  Has to be eating them up inside

There is hate, confusion and not impressed

[A Cellar Honker 19]

Do you think the LHN will show a replay?

 

😁

Edited October 6, 2018 by A Cellar Honker

[Pato del Muerto 53512]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

no part of his body was down, no knees, ass, elbow, nothing. play on

See also:  stoerner, Clint 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Btw.  blame for the 3 score collapse rest on my shoulders.  At the beginning of the 4th I took off my shirt that I wore for the last 3 games and switched to my daughters soccer team shirt for her game at 2pm.    Thankfully its proximity to me in my truck was enough to get that FG thru the uprights.   Whew.

Fuck soccer

[LTtxfan 50007]

Great Win.... Will be interesting to see PFF grades on Defense for Horns.

Seems like Caden got schooled a few times especially on Murray's long touchdown run...... Heck of a lot easier to take when HORNS win 🤘

[Deej 77840]

It's not a 2 point loss to Clemson, but I'll take it.

Edited October 6, 2018 by Deej

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Great Win.... Will be interesting to see PFF grades on Defense for Horns.

Seems like Caden got schooled a few times especially on Murray's long touchdown run...... Heck of a lot easier to take when HORNS win 🤘

he'll grow, as will the rest of the team. Sterns is a freshman, so mistakes like that will happen from time to time. all that said, i agree much easier to swallow with a win.

[Lhorn 5095]

12 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

62-46-5

It's time to starting adding to the left side of that number.

Also 5-1 baby.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

It's not a 2 point loss to Clemson, bit I'll take it.

aggy enjoy the game today?  It's be pretty shitty if they weren't supporting their big brother.  

[ztejas 44233]

1 hour ago, Crusher said:

OK... I just they would speed it up a little bit. I'm used to UT 55 point wins to start the season. Not loosing to Big Ten cellar dwellars.

L2 spell dumbo

[Pato del Muerto 53512]

They didn’t show replays on many of their big plays the last quarter, but I wish I could see them again to look for holding or any other explanation for a lack of defensive players anywhere near the ball for most of it. 

To be a fly on the wall when the team does the all 22 film watch of the 4th. 

Edited October 6, 2018 by Pato del Muerto

[FloridaHorn 4887]

59 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think I'm going to replay this game and jerk off to it.

I may or may not have jacked off to the live broadcast, sometime in the 3rd quarter

[ztejas 44233]

Weekly reminder 

imgur

Edited October 6, 2018 by ztejas

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

So um did anyone get a screengrab of that female Texas fan in the 3rd quarter?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

 

Lulz wait till some crazy motherfucking pitcher throws at his head. Gonna bust out bawling.

[Fudbelty 2810]

Anyone know why Texas doesn’t fall into the Gulf?

Because OU sucks!!

[RMac5 1557]

Have to admit I was way nervous watching the last 6 minutes of the 4Th qtr, glad to see Dicker come in and be clutch.

 

always fuck ou!

[DreadHead 135]

6 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

So um did anyone get a screengrab of that female Texas fan in the 3rd quarter?

lol.. my son and I were yelling at the tv for having the scoring banner in the way when she was leaning over. I thought for sure someone on Shaggy would have a gif, you failed me. 

[GotThatFire 166]

10 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

So um did anyone get a screengrab of that female Texas fan in the 3rd quarter?

The one whose boobie nearly spilled out of her top?

[MillerEP 30907]

1 minute ago, DreadHead said:

lol.. my son and I were yelling at the tv for having the scoring banner in the way when she was leaning over. I thought for sure someone on Shaggy would have a gif, you failed me. 

Longhorn network will be airing it again soon, just screen grab it then.

[Topper13 3642]

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

The one whose boobie nearly spilled out of her top?

This is why it's great that tube tops are making a comeback. You never know when a titty is going to just pop out

[fellside 1136]

It feels even better beating OU knowing they lose Kyler and probably Brown next year.

And it also wouldn't shock me if an NFL team went after Riley.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Longhorn network will be airing it again soon, just screen grab it then.

Replay on FS1 at 3AM

[DreadHead 135]

3 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

This is why it's great that tube tops are making a comeback. You never know when a titty is going to just pop out

Tube Tops are awesome, but I think she just had a really low cut blouse. Either way it way it was a great visual at the time, the camera man was creeping. 

[Guadaloopy 11130]

wrong Thread

Edited October 6, 2018 by Guadaloopy