Take the Loss Pussy!

[Goredho 17349]

Murray takes the loss.  Ehlinger takes the pussy.

[ousux 5587]

Dwarf got his tampon pulled for the first time as a starting QB and was a little bitch about it. He won't last in MLB if that's how he's going to be..

[stork642 4498]

31 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

If we lose to Baylor next week the fire Herman group will be back. 

Those idiots are over there bitching that Herman got too conservative with the big lead. They are pissed he didn't go hurry up no huddle with a 21 point lead and hang 60 on them.  Some people can turn any positive into a negative.  

[Jack Wilson 313]

4 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Those idiots are over there bitching that Herman got too conservative with the big lead. They are pissed he didn't go hurry up no huddle with a 21 point lead and hang 60 on them.  Some people can turn any positive into a negative.  

Hangahalfahundred on 'em.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

4 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Those idiots are over there bitching that Herman got too conservative with the big lead. They are pissed he didn't go hurry up no huddle with a 21 point lead and hang 60 on them.  Some people can turn any positive into a negative.  

I'm happy with the win, I would've loved to see what this offense can really do against someone with a pulse. I think we'll get to see it here before too long.

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

11 hours ago, Horny04 said:

If anyone was listening to/watching GameDay before the game, they interviewed the midget and asked him how he feels he measures up to other great Texas HS QBs like Brees, Mayfield and manziel. He said he feels like he should be ranked above them. He also said he's used to everyone coming out to watch him, being a big deal, etc. Has no humility whatsoever. Glad he got his comeuppance.

Take the loss, pussy indeed.

Maybe I'm projecting here, but I thought about this and...as someone who, as a kid, watched his mother get physically taken apart by cancer and die (and Sam has a similar experience)...when you feel slighted by entitled, arrogant pricks with no humility who have never faced any real adversity in their lives...well, you don't have a lot of patience for that shit, and you don't mind calling them out. 

The way that "TTL,P" seemed to just roll of the kid's tongue and come so naturally to him...well, Sam's not suffering fools like Murray. 

[El Squared 1793]

12 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Kyler played hard but came up short. He failed at the little things and didn't reach the heights he had anticipated. It's tough to see someone not measure up and end with a lowly performance.

 

Pussy

Even though this pussy is defeated, not to worry, he will get laid tonight...by an amoeba .

[Vito Andolini 9112]

You know the line in Texas Fight that changes over the years? I think it’s supposed to be, “Hail, Hail, the gang’s all here!”

When I was in school, “the gang’s all here” was always, “Make ‘em eat shit!”  They tried to clean it up to, “Go Horns Go!”

If we do see BlowU in the Big XII Championship Game, it has to be, “Take the loss, Pussy!”

[brown water 3761]

11 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Poor aggy

 

10 hours ago, Waterface said:

Look at the back of this guy's fucking head

It's where his boyfriend rests his drink. 

[Bojack 2073]

The story goes that this guy walked up to James Brown after we won at the tackle box in '95 saying some shit like it'll never happen again.  

 

[El Squared 1793]

9 hours ago, Brock Sampson said:

Karma is a horrendous bitch. I sense Murray will get injured before the season is over. 

Once game officials actually stop ou holding for a down or two, he will get augered into the turf so bad his ovaries will become his new tonsils.

[aggie08 21434]

2 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Once game officials actually stop ou holding for a down or two, he will get augered into the turf so bad his ovaries will become his new tonsils.

I didn't watch the entire game; did he take any big shots? Or did he never give anyone the chance? He was sliding all over the place when he was at A&M too.

I mean, I get it. If I was his size, I'd slide too. It's a good business decision, and it's the only way he's making it through an entire season upright.

...but it's still a little off-putting to watch a dude slide a full beat before most QBs would, and running out of bounds with the nearest defender 5 yards away.

[Zavala 1384]

8 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I didn't watch the entire game; did he take any big shots? Or did he never give anyone the chance? He was sliding all over the place when he was at A&M too.

I mean, I get it. If I was his size, I'd slide too. It's a good business decision, and it's the only way he's making it through an entire season upright.

...but it's still a little off-putting to watch a dude slide a full beat before most QBs would, and running out of bounds with the nearest defender 5 yards away.

He wasn't just sliding he was ducking and going down on the first chance of contact. Also running out of bounds instead of fighting for tough yards along the sideline. I get it, hes not really built to play like Sam, but still he should've just gone and played baseball.

[Panama Red 63]

He wasn't just sliding he was ducking and going down on the first chance of contact. Also running out of bounds instead of fighting for tough yards along the sideline. I get it, hes not really built to play like Sam, but still he should've just gone and played baseball.

I wonder if the A’s told him he had to do that?

[ousux 5587]

I didn't watch the entire game; did he take any big shots? Or did he never give anyone the chance? He was sliding all over the place when he was at A&M too.
I mean, I get it. If I was his size, I'd slide too. It's a good business decision, and it's the only way he's making it through an entire season upright.
...but it's still a little off-putting to watch a dude slide a full beat before most QBs would, and running out of bounds with the nearest defender 5 yards away.

He was sliding and ducking at the first sign of contact. On one play he was a yard short of the first because of it.. and the nearest DB was about 2 yards away..

[Butch Had Not 2940]

I wonder if kyler takes another loss or two if he would just quit and leave school before the season is over. 

He's the ultimate front runner. 

Edited October 7, 2018 by Butch Had Not

[77horn 216]

[TexasFan21 1275]

Anyone have a link to his pregame interview?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

29 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I didn't watch the entire game; did he take any big shots? Or did he never give anyone the chance? He was sliding all over the place when he was at A&M too.

 I mean, I get it. If I was his size, I'd slide too. It's a good business decision, and it's the only way he's making it through an entire season upright.

...but it's still a little off-putting to watch a dude slide a full beat before most QBs would, and running out of bounds with the nearest defender 5 yards away.

He took a couple good shots. One was on a scramble where he didn't see the defender and got all twisted backwards while being tackled. 

There was another good hit in the pocket right after he got rid of the ball. 

[Biff Tannen 45499]

I was still on the fence with Sam before yesterday and this line cements it. He is awesome.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

Loved the "Kyler, you and Sam met in the end zone after they game, what easy said"? 

"No comment"    Man up pussy

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

Just now, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Loved the "Kyler, you and Sam met in the end zone after they game, what easy said"? 

"No comment"    Man up pussy

When I saw that, I thought "I hope Riley is going to lay into him about not being such a bitch post game" and then three questions later Riley gave his "no" reply when asked to walk through the last two plays.  "I learned it from watching you." 

[TreatyOak 16150]

[Cairn Horn88 8186]

Reminds me of the line in a song:

“Go on, take the money and run.”

dont remember the song though.

 

[LTtxfan 48980]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Reminds me of the line in a song:

“Go on, take the money and run.”

dont remember the song though.

 

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

Thank you, Simone.  

[Tex Pete 20181]

1 hour ago, stork642 said:

Those idiots are over there bitching that Herman got too conservative with the big lead. They are pissed he didn't go hurry up no huddle with a 21 point lead and hang 60 on them.  Some people can turn any positive into a negative.  

There is a medium between five wide no huddle and run clock without moving the ball. We chose to sit on the lead and nearly lost because of it. That is not in question. It was a huge tactical error. 

[Fico 1743]

I mean the holding penalties fucked us hard. That was more responsible for killing momentum than any of the play calling.

[vox 70]

18 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Anyone have a link to his pregame interview?

+1

I wanna hear that bitch talk his shit...

Sam is who I thought he was.  Glad he is growing into his position and I will enjoy this ride tremendously.

[softlynow 1784]

4 minutes ago, Fico said:

I mean the holding penalties fucked us hard. That was more responsible for killing momentum than any of the play calling.

Correct. One those obvious cases where it really was execution, not the call, that mattered. We stay on schedule on those 2 drives, and they don’t get within 2 scores. 

[LTtxfan 48980]

14 hours ago, Yuk said:

 

Be sure to Watch last 5 minutes..... Both Kyler & Lincoln get chippy about some of the questions..... . Nice to see them in this setting after losing the game to TEXAS.....

Kyler says "No Comment" to question about the meeting with Sam after the game.

Edited October 7, 2018 by LTtxfan

[Richter 2230]

All kidding aside.  Kyler crying like that and acting like a spoiled child is an embarrassment.  I’m glad we don’t have a QB like that leading our team and glad, despite his talent, that he didn’t go here.

Sam is alpha.

[Tex Pete 20181]

Just now, Richter said:

All kidding aside.  Kyler crying like that and acting like a spoiled child is an embarrassment.  

Then again, that’s really how he’s always carried himself...throughout the recruiting process, especially. He’s a good player and he’s always been coddled. People have always thought his antics were cute. They aren’t, and real men don’t act like that.

As said above, he’s nothing but a folding front runner. 

[The University 851]

2 hours ago, ousux said:

Near the end a reporter asks: "Lincoln can you walk us through the last two offensive series"? *Lincoln* "No" (stares the room down defiantly)

i'll walk you through it...lincoln completely failed and was a tiny little bitch.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

that play with the back up QB was hilarious. the snap sucked, the play was horrible...wasted 8 seconds to get 6 yards when they needed 70

[The University 851]

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

The story goes that this guy walked up to James Brown after we won at the tackle box in '95 saying some shit like it'll never happen again.  

 

if we never have to play in that shithole again, i wholeheartedly agree.

[williemackgarza 1826]

TTLP

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13547]

"Hey Lincoln. Remember that one time? In the game? When y'all were coming back? And y'all thought y'all were going to win? And then you didn't?"

 

"Yeah."

 

"That was pretty cool."

[Lhorn 4886]

25 minutes ago, Fico said:

I mean the holding penalties fucked us hard. That was more responsible for killing momentum than any of the play calling.

Exactly. Above all, run the clock. Don’t want to stop it wit an incomplete pass. Picking up 1st and 20s when everyone knows you are going to run the ball, like winning, is hard. Without those penalties we salt it away easily. 

[86bone 5]

31 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

There is a medium between five wide no huddle and run clock without moving the ball. We chose to sit on the lead and nearly lost because of it. That is not in question. It was a huge tactical error. 

It was the holding penalties on first down deep in our own side that hurt us. 

[victory88 5660]

Is the aggy story about Kyler on Surly?  The dude quit on the team mid game and refused to go in.  Apparently the entire team hated him.  When he decided to transfer, both the football and basebell team cleared his locker and threw his shit outside the team locker room.  This dude is the ultimate me first pussy.  glad he's at ou.  loved watching him cry in that post game and fuck Lincoln too.  I hope your bitch ass is ready.  This team has been the more physical team the last 5 years.  Now that we're getting back to high level talent, we're going to make those fucks our bitches every year.

[Bigbend1812 12890]

TTLP!

[thepop 4409]

18 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

that play with the back up QB was hilarious. the snap sucked, the play was horrible...wasted 8 seconds to get 6 yards when they needed 70

Did I miss something? What was the backup in for that play? Stronger arm?

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

There's no crying in football! TTLP!

[Butch Had Not 2940]

1 minute ago, thepop said:

Did I miss something? What was the backup in for that play? Stronger arm?

Lateral back to kyler I bet

[TreatyOak 16150]

We plan to make these available for purchase when the Surly Swag page is launched.   

[runthebone 7932]

5 minutes ago, thepop said:

Did I miss something? What was the backup in for that play? Stronger arm?

It sounds like Kyler was menstruating

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

I was baffled when I heard either Gus Johnson or Joel Klatt refer to Murray as either the "best" or "greatest" player in Texas HS FB history on the broadcast yesterday. Is he really even in the top ten?

[Butch Had Not 2940]

What made me laugh as well as one of them said they have never seen a faster qb than him.  Mike Vick and vince seem to be distant memories I guess....or Joel took too many hits to the head. 

[horncyclist 1386]

We plan to make these available for purchase when the Surly Swag page is launched.   

Does she come in blonde?