Take the Loss Pussy!

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[Shmitty 112]

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

I think objectively we are the best two teams in the conference. Yeah, I'm on one right now, but I don't need to be to say that with a straight face.

You mean, under one (in Tijuana)?   

 

....kidding

3 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

What made me laugh as well as one of them said they have never seen a faster qb than him.  Mike Vick and vince seem to be distant memories I guess....or Joel took too many hits to the head. 

He obviously missed Taysom Hill in his prime or Matt Jones at Arkansas, hell even Vince Young was equally fast.   

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

I saw somewhere that Murray claims a 4.38 40 (probably high school).  Vick ran a 4.33 in his pro day and was bigger and stronger.  In pads, it wouldn't even be close.  Vick destroyed LeSean McCoy in the 40 when he was 33 and McCoy was 24.

Obviously, anyone is going to lose to Vick in the fastest QB contest.  

 

Vick was considered the first dual threat QB of our era in CFB, or of any era, correct?

Edited October 7, 2018 by Shmitty

[Mdhorn 5911]

13 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Gotta suck that he lost the Texas series in Baseball and now the Red River Shootout....0-2. 

and that he got dumped by aggie.

[Huckleberry 32704]

 
Vick was considered the first dual threat QB of our era in CFB, or of any era, correct?

Are you serious with the last part of that question? You think dual threat QBs didn't exist in college football before 1999?

[SimkinsMan 4349]

 
Vick was considered the first dual threat QB of our era in CFB, or of any era, correct?

Tommie Frazier, for one. He was incredible to watch.

[Shmitty 112]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

 

Are you serious with the last part of that question? You think dual threat QBs didn't exist in college football before 1999?

 

Obviously they weren't common.  Scott Frost, Steve Young, etc were both dual threat QBs but they were QBs who could run.  But it seems like Vick was one of the first to have the offense designed primarily around this dual threat capacity?

[Shmitty 112]

Just now, SimkinsMan said:

 

Tommie Frazier, for one. He was incredible to watch.

 

yes, forgot about him too.  

[cmontexas 3254]

58 minutes ago, Helobious said:

42-0 in 3 years as a starting QB and won 3 straight state titles at the highest classification, accounting for over 14,500 total yards and 186 touchdowns. Yeah he's a top 10 all time TX HS player. He's also an entitled prima dona little bitch, that doesn't change how utterly unstoppable he was in high school. 

And they've been pretty close to 42-0 since he left. One of the perks of having 7000 kids to pick from

[Butch Had Not 2940]

25 minutes ago, Shmitty said:

You mean, under one (in Tijuana)?   

 

....kidding

He obviously missed Taysom Hill in his prime or Matt Jones at Arkansas, hell even Vince Young was equally fast.   

 

Vick was considered the first dual threat QB of our era in CFB, or of any era, correct?

Fuck Matt Jones. 

[Huckleberry 32704]

Dude, college football has been around since before the forward pass was legal. Of course there have been dual threat quarterbacks forever.

Roger Staubach, Tobin Rote, Antwaan Randle-El, Kordell Stewart. They've been everywhere for decades.

[oh_snap 694]

Fuck Matt Jones. 

co-sign

[DaysOff 7853]

And they've been pretty close to 42-0 since he left. One of the perks of having 7000 kids to pick from

That place is the aggy of Texas high schools.

[Get ln My Van 927]

[Longhornstampede 3174]

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

14 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

And they've been pretty close to 42-0 since he left. One of the perks of having 7000 kids to pick from

That place is the aggy of Texas high schools.

No they aren't. They've actually won the championships they claim

[Guest Lobo]

Does Coach Riley really think anybody in Oklahoma is gonna get the reference, "It was a tale of two games?"  

Because the State of Oklahoma is very simply the worst of the two.  

Norman is the worst of the two cities.

And being a Sooner sure as shit is the worst of Times.  

Most of the people on that team need to understand something.  Not only are you statistically not going to make the NFL.  But you're probably not gonna graduate.  And even if you do, it's worth a worthless degree from a glorified community college that nobody else in the other 49 states gives any gravity to.  Not every school called "University of (insert state name here)" is equal, okay fellas?  Life is gonna get a whole helluva lot worse once you take that crimson helmet off.  It's not gonna be sunshine and giggles.  It's gonna be rough.  It's gonna be filled with a couple of years of running up your credit card to meet girls at clubs, and getting a few hundred dollar handshakes from alumni at all-you-can-eat Asian buffets.  And then a BizDev job in Tulsa at a used car lot or payday loan store.  Then when your name really starts to loose luster, you'll be lucky to get free cover charge at the Edmond, OK ultra-lounge.  Finally, you'll go back to the family business---shift manager at a Stuckey's in the OK Panhandle.  And you'll die with 4 kids by 3 mommas in Ardmore with nothing to your name but that few lines of notes in some bygone preseason media book from 40 years ago.  And your small station in life is because you picked the wrong fucking school and the wrong fucking side of history. 

The world is littered with the names of guys nobody ever gave a shit about in the first place who never to anything but a few snaps for some team I can barely remember.  And the place where those dreams litter the roadside is called Oklahoma.  The world will little note nor long remember anybody who attended the University of Oklahoma.  Because the rest of us live in real life, you fuckers rely on broken dreams.  

[TreatyOak 16150]

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

59 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Yup. Or just calling it the same both ways there at the end, I think they were also caught up in the momentum of it all. 

Overall good job by the officials. No bull shit targeting. No ten min reviews of obvious calls. Can't believe I'm saying that.

It was really nice watching a game that felt at least fairly consistently officiated.  I saw missed calls on both sides, but nothing that felt egregious in either direction.

And yes, no ten minute, momentum killing reviews was also a nice change. 

[bernorange 8348]

If I had photos hop talent like lsufreak, et al., I would make a gif of "bring out your dead" with Horns throwing Murray's ass on the cart.

[Vertigo 20267]

40 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

 

Tommie Frazier, for one. He was incredible to watch.

 

Tommie Frazier was actually one of the main reasons dual threat was considered rare. Frazier was an option quarterback, possibly the best ever. He was a runner first, second, and third with a dash of throwing to keep the defense honest. In those days Nebraskas system was one of the dominant systems and teams basically put an additional running back in the backfield at QB. Vick was one of the first guys in the modern era to break the mold, but even then he was an elite runner and an average passer.

[runthebone 7932]

Agree that Frazier was really just a runner, but Vick at least had good efficiency numbers as a passer.  

[Quasimofo 406]

If I'm them, and picking from midget quarterbacks they've had, I'd take Jamelle Holieway, pre-injury.

[ztejas 43266]

1 hour ago, Shmitty said:

Obviously they weren't common.  Scott Frost, Steve Young, etc were both dual threat QBs but they were QBs who could run.  But it seems like Vick was one of the first to have the offense designed primarily around this dual threat capacity?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual-threat_quarterback

Here. Apparently you just fell off the turnip truck. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 hour ago, Shmitty said:

yes, forgot about him too.  

Vote to remove the m

[ousux 5587]

We plan to make these available for purchase when the Surly Swag page is launched.   

In...so in.

I'll be wearing this underneath a white dress shirt. I only have 2 gooners in my office, but I'll make sure they notice my undershirt has writing on it. Lulz..

[Tired of Lurking 637]

It needs a small Surly logo on it too. Kinda looks like an OU shirt if you don't know the context. Perfect design.

[Alien Octopus 499]

2 hours ago, Shmitty said:

Obviously they weren't common.  Scott Frost, Steve Young, etc were both dual threat QBs but they were QBs who could run.  But it seems like Vick was one of the first to have the offense designed primarily around this dual threat capacity?

Donovan McNabb I blieve meets all criteria

[tbone_ 14025]

Damn Lobo coming strong.

[Damor 1233]

A list of Comeuppances, Satisfyingly Delivered:

• Ralphie Parker vs. Scut Farkus
• Daniel LaRusso vs. Johnny Lawrence
• Vince Young vs. Matt Leinart
• George McFly vs. Biff Tannen
• Pee-Wee Herman vs. Francis Buxton
• Sam Houston v. Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna
• Sam Ehlinger vs. Kyler Murray

[SnowAggy 154]

1 hour ago, Damor said:

A list of Comeuppances, Satisfyingly Delivered:

• Ralphie Parker vs. Scut Farkus
• Daniel LaRusso vs. Johnny Lawrence
• Vince Young vs. Matt Leinart
• George McFly vs. Biff Tannen
• Pee-Wee Herman vs. Francis Buxton
• Sam Houston v. Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna
• Sam Ehlinger vs. Kyler Murray

Daniel LaRusso sucker kicked Johnny Lawrence and "won" using an illegal move.  Fuck that motherfucker.  Take the loss, pussy.  And a body bag...

[Leanderman 2268]

If we only win one game each year, I hope it is against the land thieves and we kick the shit out of them. I almost missed singing Happy Birthday to my one year old grandson because of the ending. My daughter also a big Horns fan decided to post pone the singing until after Dicker drilled the uprights.  Gotta remember to send my daughter an extra special Christmas present for her good judgement, common sense and dedication.

[NameWithHeld 101]

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Does Coach Riley really think anybody in Oklahoma is gonna get the reference, "It was a tale of two games?"  

Because the State of Oklahoma is very simply the worst of the two.  

Norman is the worst of the two cities.

And being a Sooner sure as shit is the worst of Times.  

Most of the people on that team need to understand something.  Not only are you statistically not going to make the NFL.  But you're probably not gonna graduate.  And even if you do, it's worth a worthless degree from a glorified community college that nobody else in the other 49 states gives any gravity to.  Not every school called "University of (insert state name here)" is equal, okay fellas?  Life is gonna get a whole helluva lot worse once you take that crimson helmet off.  It's not gonna be sunshine and giggles.  It's gonna be rough.  It's gonna be filled with a couple of years of running up your credit card to meet girls at clubs, and getting a few hundred dollar handshakes from alumni at all-you-can-eat Asian buffets.  And then a BizDev job in Tulsa at a used car lot or payday loan store.  Then when your name really starts to loose luster, you'll be lucky to get free cover charge at the Edmond, OK ultra-lounge.  Finally, you'll go back to the family business---shift manager at a Stuckey's in the OK Panhandle.  And you'll die with 4 kids by 3 mommas in Ardmore with nothing to your name but that few lines of notes in some bygone preseason media book from 40 years ago.  And your small station in life is because you picked the wrong fucking school and the wrong fucking side of history. 

The world is littered with the names of guys nobody ever gave a shit about in the first place who never to anything but a few snaps for some team I can barely remember.  And the place where those dreams litter the roadside is called Oklahoma.  The world will little note nor long remember anybody who attended the University of Oklahoma.  Because the rest of us live in real life, you fuckers rely on broken dreams.  

Please don't hold back let it all out! 

Of course you are 1000% right.

 

[Orange&White 5516]

On 10/6/2018 at 7:51 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Hahahaha fuck Murray. How's your 1st loss taste, bitch?

As much as I’d love it to have been Texas that delivered his first loss, and I’m sure it’s been pointed out, but I think he had a loss or two as an Aggie starter.

[Hunchback 51]

We plan to make these available for purchase when the Surly Swag page is launched.   

To each their own but I'd never wear a shirt disparaging (or even referencing) a rival team. It's like an OU fan or A&M fan doing the horns down gesture. No class.
For the record, I think it makes a great message board post. I just wouldn't wear it. Give me something that supports my team instead of mocking someone else.

[Lat22 3994]

That 12 minute 27 second press conference was delicious to the last drop. 

[OU Sucks 8746]

17 minutes ago, Hunchback said:

To each their own but I'd never wear a shirt disparaging (or even referencing) a rival team. It's like an OU fan or A&M fan doing the horns down gesture. No class.
For the record, I think it makes a great message board post. I just wouldn't wear it. Give me something that supports my team instead of mocking someone else.

Maybe this is more to your liking:

[JohnnyRage 1617]

21 minutes ago, Hunchback said:

To each their own but I'd never wear a shirt disparaging (or even referencing) a rival team. It's like an OU fan or A&M fan doing the horns down gesture. No class.
For the record, I think it makes a great message board post. I just wouldn't wear it. Give me something that supports my team instead of mocking someone else.

Yeah, it's a T-shirt fan gesture, but this is a surly academic inside joke.

Bigger fucking problem, crimson? CRIMSON? You think I'm going to wear crimson...good luck with that. All burnt orange lettering.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

I happily wore a bootleg OU Sucks/Aggie Swallows shirt in my younger days, but I spilled way too much beer and barbeque sauce on it and the sweat stains on white add up after a few years of tailgates.

[Mr.Hovis 70]

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual-threat_quarterback

Here. Apparently you just fell off the turnip truck. 

To be fair, he didn't fall off the truck. He just drove it to town.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

6 hours ago, Nick Diaz said:

 

 

Need to Photoshop a pic of the pussy crying yesterday in there with little Sam.

[DeweyCox 366]

1 hour ago, SnowAggy said:

Daniel LaRusso sucker kicked Johnny Lawrence and "won" using an illegal move.  Fuck that motherfucker.  Take the loss, pussy.  And a body bag...

Johnny knew it was over.

[runthebone 7932]

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

Does Coach Riley really think anybody in Oklahoma is gonna get the reference, "It was a tale of two games?"  

No, but they understand "It was a tale of two teeth."

[ousux 5587]

If we only win one game each year, I hope it is against the land thieves and we kick the shit out of them. I almost missed singing Happy Birthday to my one year old grandson because of the ending. My daughter also a big Horns fan decided to post pone the singing until after Dicker drilled the uprights.  Gotta remember to send my daughter an extra special Christmas present for her good judgement, common sense and dedication.

Your daughter scheduled a B-day party on the very day of the OU game? Not good parenting, CPS should have grabbed her many years ago..

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

If we only win one game each year, I hope it is against the land thieves and we kick the shit out of them. I almost missed singing Happy Birthday to my one year old grandson because of the ending. My daughter also a big Horns fan decided to post pone the singing until after Dicker drilled the uprights.  Gotta remember to send my daughter an extra special Christmas present for her good judgement, common sense and dedication.

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Your daughter scheduled a B-day party on the very day of the OU game? Not good parenting, CPS should have grabbed her many years ago..

Yea dont understand that.   Game was over by 3. Kids should  nap from 12 to 2.  Should have put 330 on the invitation , shit could have sung happy birthday during halftime of the afternoon game.

[Brothahorn 10085]

Wrong thread

 

 

[tbone_ 14025]

That 12 minute 27 second press conference was delicious to the last drop. 

This right here. So much bitchassedness.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

19 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

New and improved - thnx, immamac, for the input. 

she's not exactly easy on the eyebrows

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

9 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

I happily wore a bootleg OU Sucks/Aggie Swallows shirt in my younger days, 

I wore mine to my job interviews straight out of college

now I'm CEO bitch

[DigglerontheHoof 21065]

The "o" in loss needs to be an ewok. 

[horncyclist 1386]

Can we replace the little crying kitty cartoon with a cartoon version of the Kyler ewok mashup?

[Hornius Emeritus 12420]

9 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

I happily wore a bootleg OU Sucks/Aggie Swallows shirt in my younger days, but I spilled way too much beer and barbeque sauce on it and the sweat stains on white add up after a few years of tailgates.

 

My "Hey USC ... ever try to put a Trojan on a Longhorn?"  T-shirt is in bad taste?