Baylor is going to kick the shit out of us

[El Moco 45]

You know the routine.

[Vic Mackey 47,112]

I'm scared to death of Baylor.

[Effyourcouch 125]

Can we just forfeit now?

[SpiralOut 1,818]

[texastroubadour 1,221]

Fuck Baylor. 

[hornian 5,222]

Dooooooomed

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

We are gonna get mauled like Timothy Treadwell.

[TheFlagship 436]

Baylor is gonna Shawn Oakman our women

[Braff Zacklin 13,645]

This is where the dream ends and the nightmare begins. Baylor's football players are gonna have their way with our boyz much in the same way they've had their way with their wimmenz.

Our only hope is to minimize the margin of defeat so that we don't plummet from the Top 25 entirely.

[F250 28,813]

[Xcalibur 546]

Scares you to death

[thepop 4,409]

Most def

[Vertigo 20,305]

Baylor Rhules

[ClubWhatever 12,154]

Shane ran 20 mph against Baylor last year per his gps unit.  He is on the bench this year.   We’re fucked.  

[Jersey Man10 3,538]

They're going to rape us.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,046]

You said rape twice 

[Mikey4 2,476]

[Lhorn 4,930]

What they are going to do to us can best be described as “non consensual”

[The Tower 368]

Baylor is going to murder us (not literally... or literally) 

[Waterface 153]

Prior to anal douche, they'll cover our mouths and fuck us. Gonna be messy.

[XOVERX 5]

In my day, Baylor chicks had loose vaginas, which hopefully, if still accurate, and even if not, some of you younger dudes can make relevant to this thread.

As for me, I only ask that Texas fuck Baylor up. My needs are simple.

I'll back off and read now, given my wine consumption and all, lol.

[NowThis 931]

they have God 

[bschoolprof 6,271]

need the radiologist to weigh in.

[BigHorn'13 3,386]

Obviously. Did you see what they did to KSU?

[TexArcher 38,004]

We haven't beaten a team called the Bears all season.

Doomed.

[taybo20 2,878]

Scored more points against KSU than we did... doomed.

fuck baylor

[kopp0e 1,135]

2 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

Oohhh, will the Bears give me some puddin' too..? #TheWrathOfBaylorAwaits...

[Coach pop a bitch 5,491]

I say this with all my heart fuck Baylor sick fucks 

[Ragnarok 103]

Yeah, Fuck Baylor and the horse they road in on.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

they have SATAN! 

THEY GONNA RAPE US AND THEN MAKE US GO TO MAGNOLIA MARKET AT THE SILOS AND SPEND HOURS SHOPPING FOR TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF SHABBY CHIC CRAP AND SHIPLAP!!!

[Sgt Hulk 13,822]

Can’t stop the air raid pass. Baylor rolls 

[SaucyJack 3,500]

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm scared to death of Baylor.

No need to be.

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

Balls will be gargled.

[smwhorn 483]

We can't win.  Not when they have God on their side and everything.  And the bible.  And Jesus.

[GotThatFire 166]

6 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

 

 

THEY GONNA RAPE US AND THEN MAKE US GO TO MAGNOLIA MARKET AT THE SILOS AND SPEND HOURS SHOPPING FOR TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF SHABBY CHIC CRAP AND SHIPLAP!!!

 

 Should I be familiar with this woman? Who is she? 

[TexasMan 10,958]

Texas opens as a 17 point favorite underdog.

[BigHorn'13 3,386]

50 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Should I be familiar with this woman? Who is she? 

You know how I know you're not married?

[TexasMan 10,958]

7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

 

 

 

How in the hell did a dork like Chip land a hottie like Joanna?

 

[BigHorn'13 3,386]

Just now, TexasMan said:

How in the hell did a dork like Chip land a hottie like Joanna?

 

Don't know but rape was almost assuredly a factor

[TexasMan 10,958]

51 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Should I be familiar with this woman? Who is she? 

I'm assuming you don't have a wife or girlfriend, because if you did, your offseason weekends would be spent with HGTV on all day. 

[Leanderman 2,276]

They induct Briles into their Hall of Fame, right before kick off and dedicate the game to him. 

[tonedeaf 56]

18 hours ago, XOVERX said:

In my day, Baylor chicks had loose vaginas, which hopefully, if still accurate, and even if not, some of you younger dudes can make relevant to this thread.

As for me, I only ask that Texas fuck Baylor up. My needs are simple.

I'll back off and read now, given my wine consumption and all, lol.

Yep.  baylor pussy was /is easy pussy.  That being said.....fuck baylor.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

How in the hell did a dork like Chip land a hottie like Joanna?
 

They are both Baylor grads. She is obviously being held against her will.

[GotThatFire 166]

17 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

You know how I know you're not married?

 

15 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I'm assuming you don't have a wife or girlfriend, because if you did, your offseason weekends would be spent with HGTV on all day. 

I am married, but we’re a young couple.  28/33 She has never put the TV on HGTV in her life. 

Edited October 7, 2018 by GotThatFire

[ousux 5,601]

Kick? Is that what the kids are calling non-consensual relations these days..

[BigHorn'13 3,386]

30 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 

I am married, but we’re a young couple.  28/33 She has never put the TV on HGTV in her life. 

Ok well you lucky SOB you've been warned so keep away. You may also want to seek counseling during your first remodel and try and keep her away from the process as much as possible. 

[jw4381 3,093]

51 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

They induct indict Briles into their Hall of Fame, right before kick off and dedicate the game to him. 

That's how I read this at first.

[Hagbard Celine 10,907]

54 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

How in the hell did a dork like Chip land a hottie like Joanna?

 

Chip is one hella smart dude.  Joanna is half-korean.   Not your typical baylor gal.   She may be hot, but she probably didn't have a line out the door.

oh..

 

Parcells.

[NowThis 931]

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Chip is one hella smart dude.  Joanna is half-korean.   Not your typical baylor gal.   She may be hot, but she probably didn't have a line out the door.

oh..

 

Parcells.

Texas is 5-7 until proven otherwise?

[Hagbard Celine 10,907]

6 minutes ago, NowThis said:

Texas is 5-7 until proven otherwise?

Yes.  Yes we are.  Doomed.