Sunday Night Football - Texas Edition: Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans

[TexasMan 10783]

7:20 cst

NBC

Houston -3

O/U 45.5

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Cripple fight. 

[TexasMan 10783]

I have no idea why the Texans are favored in this game. Not only do they have no OL or RBs, but they have quite possibly the worst coach in the NFL - if not all of organized football.

Unless Watson just goes off, I'm pretty sure Dallas will cover and win no doubt. 

[Brothahorn 10085]

Let's see which fan base will be embarrassed more.

I'm going with Texans fans. Romeo will gameplan to give Dak 400 yards and 4 TDs. While Chin will run dive plays all night with Miller and Blue.

Fuck Dallas, anyway.

[TexasMan 10783]

Going by sports radio this week, probably should rename this the Apathy Bowl.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Think I heard the home teams went 8-0 in the early Sunday games. Got the Cowboys shatting the bed. Win one. Lose one.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Texans have the better defense 

JJ Watt, Clowney, and the Honey Badger probably going to cause some problems for Dak tonight.

[Mo Horn 8795]

I will be rooting for the boys but after the Horns yesterday and the Stros taking two, I can't complain if it doesn't work out. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

this is houston/aggy's super bowl

[TexasMan 10783]

2 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

this is houston/aggy's super bowl

If you had the over at 8 posts for the first aggy mention, you win!

[taybo20 2815]

Oh cowboys

[crash_davis 23078]

fucking texas longhorns commercial.  way fucking cool.

[The Dude 1244]

I smell an aggy boycott coming

[TexasMan 10783]

That promo was fucking awesome!

[mr. sunshine 2824]

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

fucking texas longhorns commercial.  way fucking cool.

I take it Jerry didn’t get script approval 

[The Golden Hat 299]

I completely forgot about the NFL

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

I will be rooting for the Texans but after the Horns yesterday and the Stros taking two, I can't complain if it doesn't work out

[GotThatFire 166]

11 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

fucking texas longhorns commercial.  way fucking cool.

 I missed it. Describe it for me please, slowly. 

[Zavala 1384]

Both teams suck. How anti-climactic for those of us who were looking foward to these matchups when the Texans first started.

Still, the only two teams I root for in the No Fun League. 

High scoring game, Texans edge it out.

Still think they should've went with the Houston Hurricanes and picked VY when they had no offensive line. It took them this long to figure out you need a mobile QB with good pocket presence if you are never going to give a competent O line.

[TexasMan 10783]

6 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 I missed it. Describe it for me please, slowly. 

Coach Taylor (sans Texas accent) talking about how important football is in the state of Texas, from small towns on Friday nights, to Saturdays at the Cotton Bowl (Craig Way's call of the Longhorns winning and slow mo highlights), to now the pros on SNF.

[The Dude 1244]

6 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 I missed it. Describe it for me please, slowly. 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10729]

is this the neutral's thread?  what's the protocol here?  shouldn't we have a dallas thread and a houston thread?

[Guest]

Fuck Houston Texans fan who has the most massively unfounded inferiority complex known to man.

It doesn't translate to other sports, but holy fuck, mention the Dallas Cowboys and they get all pissy.

Fuck you.  I root for teams from Texas, but not all of them.  If you don't like it, you aggy motherfuckers can kindly fuck off.

[Zavala 1384]

Cosmi looked good in that commercial! Dicker, Sam, good crowd, hellraisers werent that cringy. AWESOME.

Oh, I rewatched the Sam highlights, and damn that O line is getting it done. Especially the right side. I guess Kerstetter was the odd man out with Shack in there the whole game?

[kingkoopa6 8305]

Didn’t romo marry that girl?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

this thread should be entertaining

[TexasMan 10783]

Just a reminder that Carrie Underwood is an OU fan.

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

Fuck Houston Texans fan who has the most massively unfounded inferiority complex known to man.

It doesn't translate to other sports, but holy fuck, mention the Dallas Cowboys and they get all pissy.

Fuck you.  I root for teams from Texas, but not all of them.  If you don't like it, you aggy motherfuckers can kindly fuck off.

lol ok

I rooted for only the Cowboys until the Texans got Desean Watson. Now I root for both. Really, in the NFL, I root for certain players. The Texans pissed me off because they always had shitty coaching (and still do) as well as they always pick STATUE quarterbacks that ain't worth a fuck. They fixed the QB position, but they will be wasting clowney, watt, and mercelious with buttchin at HC. They effectively don't have an OC, and come on, I love the guy but Romeo Crenell?

[TexasMan 10783]

25 minutes ago, The Dude said:

I smell an aggy boycott coming

lmao

 

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Just a reminder that Carrie Underwood is an OU fan.

 

Also, pop country is complete trash.

[TexArcher 37448]

Texans fans: here or in our season thread?

 

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

lmao

 

holy fuck post link!

IT WAS THE TEXAS FLAG BTW - AND YES, WITH THE AMOUNT OF TEXAS HS PLAYERS AT BLOW U IT'S BASICALLY AN IN-STATE RIVALRY. 

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Texans fans: here or in our season thread?

 

c'mon Archer we are all one big happy family. Same thread will bring maximum LULZ. Should temporarily lock any attempt at segregation.

[TexasMan 10783]

2 minutes ago, Zavala said:

holy fuck post link!

IT WAS THE TEXAS FLAG BTW - AND YES, WITH THE AMOUNT OF TEXAS HS PLAYERS AT BLOW U IT'S BASICALLY AN IN-STATE RIVALRY. 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2987430

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Just once, I'd like for a Texas player to say, "<name>, Oklahoma sucks."

[TexasMan 10783]

Wow Swaim!

[kingkoopa6 8305]

You beautiful community college man 

[Blotto 23415]

I don't give a fuck who wins this game, but I'm counting on the resident Dallas/Houston fans to talk some decent smack. Let the venom flow fellas.

[texifornia 56418]

 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Nice play by Geoff Swaim from Butte College

[Wally Pryor 5240]

If NBC goes to that end zone view I'm going to kill someone, probably someone on this thread. 

I watch a game on tv for a 50 yd line view, not to sit in the fucking cheap seats. 

[Firemans4Horn 17791]

Dak needs to actually “read” on the zone read. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Just now, Blotto said:

I don't give a fuck who wins this game, but I'm counting on the resident Dallas/Houston fans to talk some decent smack. Let the venom flow fellas.

people are too sensitive

[TexArcher 37448]

There you go, 55.

[The People’s Elbow 707]

55 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Let's see which fan base will be embarrassed more.

I'm going with Texans fans. Romeo will gameplan to give Dak 400 yards and 4 TDs. While Chin will run dive plays all night with Miller and Blue.

Fuck Dallas, anyway.

Texans by sole virtue of Iconoclast being a fan. 

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Clap clap clap - Garrett

[Firemans4Horn 17791]

Garrett loves field goals

[Vic Mackey 46911]

Dak needs to look at more than his predetermined option. Good Lord

[Mo Horn 8795]

Decent opening drive 

[OU Still Sucks 37]

Texans fan here. Don't give two shits about this game, I like Deshaun Watson and JJ Watt but I really couldn't careless about the rest of the team.