Sunday Night Football - Texas Edition: Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Fourth generation Houstonian and I don't give a dry shit about the Texans. In fact, I root for them to lose because I hate everyone in the front office. 

[SurlyBDR 23153]

4 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

Texans fan here. Don't give two shits about this game, I like Deshaun Watson and JJ Watt but I really couldn't careless about the rest of the team.

Thank you for your contribution 

[Mileslong 4811]

My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

 

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they don’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

 

She says:

 

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

 

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

 

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”

 

 

 

[SurlyBDR 23153]

3 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they won’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

She says:

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”
 

Tell her to get naked and just be quiet. That will make everything better. 

[Continental Op 3934]

I barely care enough about the Cowboys to watch this game let alone talk shit about it.  Jerry Jones and our robot coach aggravate me way more than anything any Texan fan could say. 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they won’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

She says:

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”
 

Send it to Craig 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Watson is as good as Jeff Heath is bad. 

[Trey3216 15452]

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

Tell her to get naked and just be quiet. That will make everything better. 

And take pics

[thepop 4418]

The fuck? Why is Swaim introducing himself from his community college?

[TexasMan 11456]

Just now, thepop said:

The fuck? Why is Swaim introducing himself from his community college?

Charlie guy

 

 

 

(jk I have no idea why)

[Zavala 1384]

12 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2987430

damn they got a lot of hoops to jump through just to troll there..

[Brothahorn 10097]

Of course he missed.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

That was a pretty fucking horrid kick

[Trey3216 15452]

Ayatollah misses it.  Good deal 

[Zavala 1384]

6 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

Texans fan here. Don't give two shits about this game, I like Deshaun Watson and JJ Watt but I really couldn't careless about the rest of the team.

you couldn't careless, so you could careful?

[LonghornJudas 1138]

That's why his name is FAIRbairn.

[DougO 5266]

Sure sounds like there are a lot of Cowboys there tonight.

[Chief21 49]

Hooked it. 😅😅

[texastroubadour 1260]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Charlie guy

 

 

 

(jk I have no idea why)

Thinking the same thing. What gives?

[DougO 5266]

1 minute ago, Chief21 said:

Hooked it. 😅😅

Wind probably caught it.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

I used to give a damn about the Cowboys. 

Now, it's a habit that I have grown used to. 

[Mo Horn 8938]

5 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Tell her to get naked, make you a sandwich, and just be quiet. That will make everything better. 

Fify

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Rico Suave

[kingkoopa6 8706]

Lol. Rico. 

[Mo Horn 8938]

Rico

[Trey3216 15452]

Rico!!!!!

[Zavala 1384]

7 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

 

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they don’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

 

She says:

 

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

 

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

 

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”

 

 

 

she sounds like someone who could be convinced she needs to go to the auto store and ask for windshield wiper oil and a flux capacitor 

[TexArcher 39072]

Texans couldn't cover me.  I'm 42 and white.

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

that was Year 1 Dak

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Texans couldn't cover me.  I'm 42 and white.

Deceptively fast. Really brings his lunch pail to work out there. Great effort player.

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

I used to give a damn about the Cowboys. 

Now, it's a habit that I have grown used to. 

My heros have always been cowboys.

[mr. sunshine 2859]

21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

lmao

 

Aluminum foil. It’s not just for corn on the cob

[TexArcher 39072]

Just now, Zavala said:

Deceptively fast. Really brings his lunch pail to work out there. Great effort player.

Film rat.  Really loves the game.  Coach on the field.

[Mo Horn 8938]

Gonna have to keep going with screens and such. They are just pinning their ears back and rushing. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Honey Badger DGAF

[Chief21 49]

Fuck. Settling for 3's

[TexasMan 11456]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Film rat.  Really loves the game.  Coach on the field.

Crafty

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Film rat.  Really loves the game.  Coach on the field.

lol

damn it seems like both teams are bringing a little extra juice to this one. Nice.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

So many Cowboys fans here. More than in 2002 and 2010

[Vic Mackey 47960]

I love field goals!!

[TexasMan 11456]

1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

So many Cowboys fans here. More than in 2002 and 2010

Well ya. The team is 1-3, and people only care about the Astros right now.

[TexArcher 39072]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I love field goals!!

It'll probably only take two more to win this game.

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, TexasMan said:

Well ya. The team is 1-3, and people only care about the Astros right now.

also probably a bunch of Cowboys fans living in and around Houston that marked this one on the calender

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

It'll probably only take two more to win this game.

depends on if butt-chin is dialed in or playing not to lose

[Chief21 49]

Sean Lee's out??? No way!!!!!

[TexArcher 39072]

This thread would be more fun/vitriolic if at least one of these teams was good.

Now it's all self-deprecation because we know that this game is the difference between finishing with 5 or 6 wins.

[Zavala 1384]

Damn the Texans really needed D'onta

[kingkoopa6 8706]

Lol. The crowd 

[Drew 2929]

They just can’t get to Watson fast enough. He’s either avoiding the rush or gets the ball out too quick.

[TexArcher 39072]

Question for Cowboy fans or neutrals:

Where do you rank Hopkins among NFL WR?  2nd, 3rd, lower?