Sunday Night Football - Texas Edition: Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans

[Doc Sam Beckett 5906]

Why do I feel like the Cowboys are the real winners here? 

[Tx_2_Sc85 348]

Cowboys are a damn joke and look like they’ll never be back. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

 

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

Both teams are pure shit 

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

We just need to throw the rest of the season.  We're not winning shit this year.  

Given that the season's a lost cause, we should make it fun.  The rest of the year, try that "always go for it on 4th down" and "always onside kick" shit and test that theory in the NFL

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Lol Cowboys will win 7 games this year. Fire Garrett. Get ready for next year.

[Assman 1830]

Would be sweet poetic justice if Stoops and Ginger get slept in one weekend, but I'm not that lucky.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Maybe tonight is the night Jerry's heart gives up.  

[Zavala 1384]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Man hit that circle button twice.

Fumble probability increases 25% on that second.

[Vito Andolini 9450]

Gutless and pitiful. Mediocre is a compliment. 

[Pato del Muerto 53485]

Garrett outdueled O’Brien to earn the loss. 

[taybo20 3036]

JG is such shit... 

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Fuck Gutless Garrett in his red pussy hairs..

[Wally Pryor 5410]

Go for it Bill

[Vic Mackey 47953]

This better make Garrett lose his job. You give all this money to Zeke and the OL and you punt? Fuck you Garrett. Just fuck you.

[Brothahorn 10097]

I just don't like Alfred Blue.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Garrett is a loser. Should have been fired three years ago.

[Dog Zazz 23]

Yep it’s 4th down butthole chin.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Blue sucks

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

No way he misses this right?

[Party_Taco 3889]

Perhaps I’m confused, but what is the advantage of taking the TO well in advance of the kicker coming on the field?

[GreenspointTexas 9969]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

This better make Garrett lose his job. You give all this money to Zeke and the OL and you punt? Fuck you Garrett. Just fuck you.

No way Garrett survives losing to the Texans

[hookem48 4851]

gonna miss it

[TexasMan 11456]

Well Cowboys fans, good(?) game

[elfenix 34749]

texans win this abortion

[GreenspointTexas 9969]

Holy shit, alfred blue is still in the nfl?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

Linehan MUST go.

[Dog Zazz 23]

 And the crowd goes wild

[dcar00 14961]

fire that fucker Garrett right now.

[Zavala 1384]

Hey at least this will make Shannon Sharpe drill ole what's his name tomorrow.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

It’s a process

[hookem48 4851]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

No way Garrett survives losing to the Texans

it's a process

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

[Dog Zazz 23]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

No way Garrett survives losing to the Texans

You must not follow the Cowboys.

[TexArcher 39071]

I'll take it.

Might be our only win this month.

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, Party_Taco said:

Perhaps I’m confused, but what is the advantage of taking the TO well in advance of the kicker coming on the field?

Save 40 sec of clock.

[Assman 1830]

Just now, Party_Taco said:

Perhaps I’m confused, but what is the advantage of taking the TO well in advance of the kicker coming on the field?

To stop the clock in hopes of getting the ball back?  Doesn't matter, because if we did, Ginger would fuck it away anyways.

[Wally Pryor 5410]

What an epic example of a couple of a clusterfuck coaches.   

 

Just clusterfucks.

 

Hats off to Hopkins.

[taybo20 3036]

Cowboys are such an embarrassment. Garrett has been shit his entire tenure. 

[Dog Zazz 23]

Just now, dcar00 said:

fire that fucker Garrett right now.

That would be so fucking sweet.

[UDontKnow 10572]

The Cowboys slept themselves. 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Yay!!! One shitty team beats the other. More relieved we won. Fuck Bill O

[DougO 5265]

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Linehan MUST go.

That 3rd and 2 call was the worst in NFL history.

[Dutchrudder 11243]

GG. On to next week. AFC south is weak and still winnable.

[Vito Andolini 9450]

Prescott, if you weren’t the picture of mediocrity, you might be able to smile instead of frown and limply shake your head

[kingkoopa6 8697]

Lame

[hookem48 4851]

now Watson can go get his 17 broken ribs checked

[Slade 263]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Hey at least this will make Shannon Sharpe drill ole what's his name tomorrow.

"Here's the thang Skiiiup!"

[hookem48 4851]

Just now, DougO said:

That 3rd and 2 call was the worst in NFL history.

you missed all of Houston's inside the 10?

[pearlandhorn 3343]

Hopkins is a baller. Funny how it takes the absolute abortion of a Dallas secondary to make him look like jerry rice.