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4 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

Texans fan here. Don't give two shits about this game, I like Deshaun Watson and JJ Watt but I really couldn't careless about the rest of the team.

Thank you for your contribution 

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My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

 

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they don’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

 

She says:

 

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

 

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

 

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”

 

 

 

Posted
3 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they won’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

She says:

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”
 

Tell her to get naked and just be quiet. That will make everything better. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they won’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

She says:

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”
 

Send it to Craig 

Posted
6 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

Texans fan here. Don't give two shits about this game, I like Deshaun Watson and JJ Watt but I really couldn't careless about the rest of the team.

you couldn't careless, so you could careful?

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7 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

 

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they don’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

 

She says:

 

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

 

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

 

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”

 

 

 

she sounds like someone who could be convinced she needs to go to the auto store and ask for windshield wiper oil and a flux capacitor 

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Posted
Just now, TexArcher said:

Texans couldn't cover me.  I'm 42 and white.

Deceptively fast. Really brings his lunch pail to work out there. Great effort player.

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Posted
Just now, TexArcher said:

Film rat.  Really loves the game.  Coach on the field.

lol

damn it seems like both teams are bringing a little extra juice to this one. Nice.

Posted
1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

So many Cowboys fans here. More than in 2002 and 2010

Well ya. The team is 1-3, and people only care about the Astros right now.

Posted
Just now, TexasMan said:

Well ya. The team is 1-3, and people only care about the Astros right now.

also probably a bunch of Cowboys fans living in and around Houston that marked this one on the calender

Posted

This thread would be more fun/vitriolic if at least one of these teams was good.

Now it's all self-deprecation because we know that this game is the difference between finishing with 5 or 6 wins.

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