Sunday Night Football - Texas Edition: Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans

[Firemans4Horn 18531]

Lol, Jaylon Smith is the tavon Austin of linebackers. Fucking gimp. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5908]

Got damn Deshaun! Keep blitzing him M'fers

[Effyourcouch 125]

Oh look, aQB that can throw and WRs that can catch

[Vic Mackey 47956]

Jaylon Smith is so fucking bad. Fuck him

[Effyourcouch 125]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Jaylon Smith is so fucking bad. Fuck him

I have a clear eye view he sucks

[Mileslong 4810]

Um brown grazed the TE’s helmet with his hand, where’s the flag?

[elfenix 34749]

Holy fuck!

[pearlandhorn 3343]

4 minutes ago, Zavala said:

The amazing part is that the DBs actually get by ok if they play the ball and know the crafty little moves they can get away with.

I think that is the biggest gap between the pro game and the college game. The DBs are all super fast, super skilled, and the schemes are insane. All the QBs that have success throw it into tiny windows just clearing the db. Shit even the WRs have to use "late hands" so they don't show that the ball is on it's way until the last instant then they move for the catch, so they don't give away when and where the ball is coming in for faceguarding.

Heath would like a word about the “fast” part.

[Mo Horn 8938]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

 Yea that probably has something to do with it, but he also makes too many bad throws and decisions. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5908]

Nuk is a fucking stud. That's a TD

 

Ha, guess not 

Edited October 8, 2018 by Doc Sam Beckett

[mininghorn88 2336]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Alec,

I will take untalented receivers for $200.

[TexArcher 39072]

Wtf, he's in?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

How has Dak regressed every year? He's not even an average QB. 

Maybe he wants to get cut so he can sign with a real team for a lot more money?

[TexasMan 11456]

Yall Cowboys fans complaining about your defense, but Texans red zone offense is muledick under Buttchin

[Chilly Water 421]

what a dumbass

[kingkoopa6 8701]

Huge!

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Lulz

[Doc Sam Beckett 5908]

Dumbass RB, turn the fuck around 

[Firemans4Horn 18531]

Texans have 1 above average offensive player and he’s open on every play. What the shit kind of defensive game plan are the cowboys running?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Inches away, of course you don't try and punch it in.

[Mo Horn 8938]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Jaylon Smith is so fucking bad. Fuck him

Nice play there

[Chief21 49]

Smith made a play????

[TexArcher 39072]

God dammit, BOB.  Take the fucking FG and a 7 point lead.  We get the ball second half.

[Zavala 1384]

Shit call from the butt chin. You got fuller and hopkins, your play is Blue in the flat behind the goal line.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Jaylon Smith is so fucking bad. Fuck him

Nailed it

[Effyourcouch 125]

2 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

I have a clear eye view he sucks

Wrong

 

/Trump

[GHOSTUSER 361]

God damn it. Fucking run the ball with Blue on the 1

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Attaboy Jaylon!

[Brothahorn 10097]

Retarded ass Chin!

Why go shotgun?

[hookem48 4855]

shotgun from the 1" line, Houston should fire their coach right now

[Zepol87 9341]

Dumb play call

[TexasMan 11456]

Just now, TexArcher said:

God dammit, BOB.  Take the fucking FG and a 7 point lead.  We get the ball second half.

Like going for it, hate the call. Shoulda at least been a play action there.

[pearlandhorn 3343]

I love how the cowboys defense is talking shit going off the field and the fucking Houston Texans are marching their sorry asses up and down the field.

[TexArcher 39072]

Just now, hookem48 said:

shotgun from the 1" line, Houston should fire their coach right now

That won't even make his Top 10 worst calls of the season.

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, TexArcher said:

God dammit, BOB.  Take the fucking FG and a 7 point lead.  We get the ball second half.

Or get under center and run the fucking sneak.

Or do literally anything other than what they did, that play design was garbage. Run a fucking pick route slant.

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

well that was an....interesting...playcall for 4th and inches.

[Drew 2926]

Great. Now we think we actually have a damn chance. Thanks a lot Houston.

[hookem48 4855]

Smith is fine if he can run in a straight line, changing directions not so much

[Effyourcouch 125]

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

I love how the cowboys defense is talking shit going off the field and the fucking Houston Texans are marching their sorry asses up and down the field.

It’s the Cowboy way

[Get ln My Van 934]

Smith balls. Fuck yall

[HuntinHorn 1005]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Jaylon Smith is so fucking bad. Fuck him

I hate it when that happens

[Firemans4Horn 18531]

Cowboys gave up like 4 first downs on 4th and 1 to Eli Manning sneaks due to their shitty d formation. Do the Texans even watch tape?

[TexArcher 39072]

Just now, TexasMan said:

Like going for it, hate the call. Shoulda at least been a play action there.

Yeah, if you want to go for it, give it to Blue between the tackles.  Call literally anything but a shotgun pass.

[Drew 2926]

I love how the cowboys defense is talking shit going off the field and the fucking Houston Texans are marching their sorry asses up and down the field.

Well when you hold on 4th and inches and out of the end zone, it does allow some trash talk. They just shouldn’t do it when they make a stop on 2nd and 8.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Just now, hookem48 said:

shotgun from the 1" line, Houston should fire their coach right now

Agreed, don't let him come out of the locker room.

But it also pisses me off how time and again these idiot refs so often spot the ball significantly further back than where it should be.  The tip of the ball got within 2 inches of the goal line, but they moved it back to almost the 1/2 yard line.  

[Brothahorn 10097]

Cowboys gave up like 4 first downs on 4th and 1 to Eli Manning sneaks due to their shitty d formation. Do the Texans even watch tape?

Chin is too smart for that.

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

shotgun from the 1" line, Houston should fire their coach right now

Then they wouldn't have a play-caller on offense. No really, BOB suckered those clowns into letting him be the OC as well as the HC effectively. I don't think anyone else knows the offense or can call the plays. So now, imagine this, they waste the careers of Watt, Clowney, Andre Johnson, Hopkins, and soon, Watkins. The dude looks like a stud but he will be stuck with butt-chin for his first 3 years, then expected to learn an entirely new offense with a new regime. 

[TexArcher 39072]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cowboys gave up like 4 first downs on 4th and 1 to Eli Manning sneaks due to their shitty d formation. Do the Texans even watch tape?

Dude, we don't even practice.  You want us to study an opponent?

[Zavala 1384]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cowboys gave up like 4 first downs on 4th and 1 to Eli Manning sneaks due to their shitty d formation. Do the Texans even watch tape?

lol Eli fucking Manning can sneak all on these boys and they put Watson 6 yards away from the goal line and let him take ANOTHER big hit to his shoulder.

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Dude, we don't even practice.  You want us to study an opponent?