Real purpose of Chemtrails

[Dolemite 143]

Never thought very much of them and figured it was just BS. Not sure if this is real or not. Claims it is the reason the SST passenger planes never "got off the ground"

Long video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzsM7H_L6Fk

 

[DaysOff 7947]

You're an idiot.

[Sam Lin 3551]

I noticed a distinct correlation between the number of visible Chemtrails and polling numbers during the last few elections.

[Upgrayedd 5810]

Suckers.  Wear a large colander on your head when you are outside and it won’t affect you.

[Sam Lin 3551]

I upgraded to mylar: lighter weight for the same signal blocking ratio. In a pinch, aluminum foil is easily available, usually can find a foil chip bag in a trash can nearby (see Enemy of the State).

[Doc Holliday 199]

Screw wearing kitchen supplies.  I decided to blow my mind out with multiple self-inflicted concussions and some electroshock therapy.  Pro-Tip:  metal kabob prongs work best in light sockets.  Connect to each nipple, septum, and ear lobes for maximum effect.  Side effects may include erections that last for more than 4 hours.  Call your doctor if this happens. 

[TornACL 7698]

Of course Dolemite started this thread. Fucking mouth breather. 

[LoneStarBiker 145]

 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

On 10/8/2018 at 7:37 AM, Dolemite said:

Never thought very much of them and figured it was just BS. Not sure if this is real or not. Claims it is the reason the SST passenger planes never "got off the ground"

Long video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzsM7H_L6Fk

 

You dont really think much at all, do you?

[Dolemite 143]

Go home, you are drunk.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

[RPM 26318]

Nexgen contrails

On 10/8/2018 at 7:37 AM, Dolemite said:

Never thought very much of them and figured it was just BS. Not sure if this is real or not. Claims it is the reason the SST passenger planes never "got off the ground"

Long video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzsM7H_L6Fk

 

Didn'y watch, but the SST never got off the ground due to Mach limitations over the continent. Like driving a Corvette in a school zone. There are tests underway for a nextgen SST with a new fuselage that will limit/reduce the double sonic boom. They're still tuning the shockwave, but have had good results. If successful all you'll hear is a soft low frequency thump.

[Hanrahan 1306]

Wow that video looks long.

[thunderlounge 7815]

When did thujone become a certified pilot?

[Dutchrudder 11135]

The real purpose of chemtrails is to make stupid people look stupid. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

On 11/11/2018 at 7:03 AM, RPM said:

Nexgen contrails

Didn'y watch, but the SST never got off the ground due to Mach limitations over the continent. Like driving a Corvette in a school zone. There are tests underway for a nextgen SST with a new fuselage that will limit/reduce the double sonic boom. They're still tuning the shockwave, but have had good results. If successful all you'll hear is a soft low frequency thump.

Do those resemble labia to anyone else, or is it just me?

[Dr Fear 1268]

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

The real purpose of chemtrails is to make stupid people look stupid. 

Face disfigurement? The answer was right there in our faces all along. Guess they tested it on Eli Manning.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

On 10/31/2018 at 10:22 AM, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Ooo that’s excellent.