Victory tees for regular season games are fucking aggy

[Roofle 272]

https://www.universitycoop.com/Red-River-Showdown-2018-UT-vs-OU-Victory-Football-Score-Tee

What is this shit? This is fucking embarrassing. I hope everyone that buys this has uncontrollable diarrhea in a public place.

This is aggy-esque.

[GringoSalado 1,651]

[Jersey Man10 3,528]

At least we have a chance at beating them continuously. Unlike aggy who can only win once.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

as aggy as starting a thread about it?

[cabowabo 4,484]

If I see anyone wearing one of those, I am going to kick their ass.

[babysdaddy 2,719]

COOP did it for USC too.  They've always done it.  FYI this also means we are winning.

 

Find something else to be pissed about

[cabowabo 4,484]

It would be cooler if the Coop would back into the statue business.

[irishtexan 11,515]

It's weird that the COOP would create a shitty shirt for the purposes of selling more merchandise. 

[6th Street 6,390]

To be fair, nobody actually buys those 

[Richter 2,256]

Aggie would make a shirt to glorify the close loss to Clemson.

[Richter 2,256]

They should make a shirt that has cutouts over the nipples that says "Almost a shirt, Almost a win 28 - 26"

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

If you buy that shirt new for $15 dollars and catch too much shit for wearing it, you can always sell it back to them for $1.37.  Unless it’s an obsolete edition because they changed the font on the cover...er I mean front. 

Edited October 9, 2018 by Pato del Muerto

[po elvis 2,070]

horrible.

 

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

 

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

It gets worse

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

How many shirts did they make for that win?  This looks different than the aggy controls the tide one I’ve seen. 

[Lerka Lerka 1,086]

23 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

To be fair, nobody actually buys those 

Just wanted to go on record that I actually agree with something this fucker posted.

[Valmy77 13,225]

The only way I am owning a shirt proclaiming a victory over OU is if that victory occurs in a Big 12 Championship game....well ok I suppose it is possible we could also meet for the national championship.

[TrashMaster G 17,543]

I will admit to buying a shirt for a regular season victory.  Once.

1990, Texas vs UH.  45-24.  And bear in mind that they has absolutely scorched us the three years preceding (60-40, 66-15 and 47-9).

Plus, the shirt was funny as hell.  Showed a Longhorn holding a cougar up by his neck in a chokehold. Shirt read: "The Cougars were pu$$ies"

I give myself a pass on that one.

[Katfid54 8,605]

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Indeed, shocking that they would do so. Particularly without first consulting the authoritative advice of Surly posters. 

Should've had TreatyOak design it.  To date, his designs have been met with nothing but pure adulation.

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

OP seems mad

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

We always had those.  I remember there even being score shirts for games vs SWC nothing teams sometimes.  I wouldn't buy one myself, but its fine.  Its supposed to be fun to beat your rival.  Not sure when our fanbase decided we were supposed to always be stoic and "just do business," win the MNC and walk away silently without even clapping.  Maybe about the time "We're Texas" came out as a slogan.  Really, we don't even come close to winning enough to have that attitude.  Only school that does is Bama and even they have Auburn victory t-shirts.

[Quagmire 2,147]

Can’t they make a shirt with a digital scoreboard so we can update it after every game?

[Armybrat 40,822]

This inbred fucker sat in front of me on a flight from Austin to Las Vegas a couple of years ago..

http://image.ibb.co/d5c9PU/2_A950_F78_27_FF_4_C16_8905_3_D435_BD6669_E.jpg

[Steel Shank 9,421]

ice cold

[HenryJames 66,037]

I bought a 'Whatever It Takes' tshirt in '90.

[Tex Pete 20,330]

2 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

It gets worse

The Co-op has pretty much always done shirts for victories(and probably ones like these). I almost never see anyone wearing them.

FTR, I saw lots of Sooners wearing beat Texas (or something like it) shirt, hats, and buttons.

[Steel Shank 9,421]

15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I bought a 'Whatever It Takes' tshirt in '90.

Thought that was the Shock The Nation campaign?

Edited October 9, 2018 by Steel Shank

[mdleast 8,289]

Hey I distinctly remember walking into the Coop in 2009 (((before))) the Tech game and they were selling a “Let’s Make the Pirate Leach Walk the Plank” shirt.

(shudders in disgust)

[Blanton 170]

45 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Thought that was the Shock The Nation campaign?

It was but the team motto was WIT

[jimmyjazz 45,887]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will admit to buying a shirt for a regular season victory.  Once.

1990, Texas vs UH.  45-24.  And bear in mind that they has absolutely scorched us the three years preceding (60-40, 66-15 and 47-9).

Plus, the shirt was funny as hell.  Showed a Longhorn holding a cougar up by his neck in a chokehold. Shirt read: "The Cougars were pu$$ies"

I give myself a pass on that one.

You were also 28 years younger.  I don't know how old you are now, but I'll guess that wasn't the only dumb decision you made in 1990.

I was at that game -- it was damn loud. 

[Paper_jam 831]

If you wait 'til after Texas loses a bowl game you can pick up that merchandise at a bitchin' discount. I bought a 1991 Cotton Bowl t-shirt for like $2-3 the day after.

 

 

[mr.goodkat 464]

56 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

The Co-op has pretty much always done shirts for victories(and probably ones like these). I almost never see anyone wearing them.

FTR, I saw lots of Sooners wearing beat Texas (or something like it) shirt, hats, and buttons.

just about every shirt you see has a reference to Texas . they actually have a shirt with a picture of a hand doing the horns down . very , very  few polos , or button ups with a logo . and the the opposite of that with Texas fans . but then again wild things don't know they are wild, they just are . gooners gonna goon 

[Steel Shank 9,421]

41 minutes ago, Blanton said:

It was but the team motto was WIT

So shock the nation is what it took?

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

33 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

just about every shirt you see has a reference to Texas . they actually have a shirt with a picture of a hand doing the horns down . very , very  few polos , or button ups with a logo . and the the opposite of that with Texas fans . but then again wild things don't know they are wild, they just are . gooners gonna goon 

google "OU shirts" this is the first image:

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Came to this thread hoping to see a story about how aggy was losing money on regular season victory shirts, or a story about aggy being defrauded by a t-shirt company, or that someone posted a video of an aggy being fucked with a t-shirt (hoping against that but in a can't look away "train wreck" way).

Turns out it was none of those things.  

[Trey3216 15,343]

37 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

google "OU shirts" this is the first image:

[TreatyOak 16,311]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,872]

I used to have a beat Bama button from the 1982 Cotton Bowl, but my ex threw it out. No shirts though.

[Roofle 272]

This is fucking brilliant

[ztejas 43,411]

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

This inbred fucker sat in front of me on a flight from Austin to Las Vegas a couple of years ago..

http://image.ibb.co/d5c9PU/2_A950_F78_27_FF_4_C16_8905_3_D435_BD6669_E.jpg

Congrats. You beat a 6-6 Texas team with a first year head coach.

[Blanton 170]

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

So shock the nation is what it took?

Nickname for winning streak=shock the nation

Official team motto=WIT (Whatever it takes)

1991 Cotton Bowl= anal rape

[brojangles2 786]

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

The Co-op has pretty much always done shirts for victories(and probably ones like these). I almost never see anyone wearing them.

FTR, I saw lots of Sooners wearing beat Texas (or something like it) shirt, hats, and buttons.

Every damn female ou student was wearing the “BMFS” badges. God damn kids these days, their shit isn’t even funny or witty. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

9 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

At least we have a chance at beating them continuously. Unlike aggy who can only win once.

You bought one didn’t you?

[OrangEngr 1,035]

I'll admit, I bought the shirt the year we broke the streak against OU. I was in college. It said something about being another stop on the Pasadena trail. Fortunately, it held up. No ragrets.

[ztejas 43,411]

12 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

I'll admit, I bought the shirt the year we broke the streak against OU. I was in college. It said something about being another stop on the Pasadena trail. Fortunately, it held up. No ragrets.

Bro obviously championship season shirts are except. Someone send me a "Hey Kansas fucks remember when we were up 56-0 on you at the half" t-shirt and I'll wear it. 

[DaggerHorns 3,082]

56 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Bro obviously championship season shirts are except. Someone send me a "Hey Kansas fucks remember when we were up 56-0 on you at the half" t-shirt and I'll wear it. 

Ur address pls?

 

...(firing up screenprinter)

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

To be fair, nobody actually buys those 

They are very popular in Africa.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Bro obviously championship season shirts are except. Someone send me a "Hey Kansas fucks remember when we were up 56-0 on you at the half" t-shirt and I'll wear it. 

You're in Africa?

[Bash Riprock 1,695]