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How do you piss?  

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  1. 1. How do you piss?

    • Through the fly
      37
    • Pull down the band
      62


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Posted
2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Jeans... zipper.

Golf shorts, band.

Athletic shorts, pull the left side up real high.

 

1.  What's this bullshit that I couldn't reply without having voted?  My vote choice wasn't available.  I should have skewed the results by going against my actual selection.

 

2.  Yeah, this option is missing from the vote choices.  Pull the leg hole over & pull your unit to the side.

Posted
22 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Open the fly of my pants and pull down the band of my brief.  Sometimes pull the side of brief up.  Never thru the fly of the brief.  

This seems bizarre to me. My boxers have a fly that is easy to slip open, pulling the band down would be way more difficult. What kind of underwear are you fools wearing that it's easier to pull the band down?

Unzip the pants, reach in and up to grab the band, pull the band down and hold it down so it's not trying to push your dick up while you pee? WTF is this shit.

Unzip the pants, slip your hand through the fly and pull your dick out. Much quicker and easier. Way less clothing manipulation and takes like 1 second to accomplish.

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Posted

Always pull down because it seems like I can never get a good enough shake when I pull through, almost always have a little bit of a drizzle when I zip back up.

Posted

What the hell is wrong with you monsters? 

Pants on = pull through 

At home in just boxers = dealers choice. 

Anyone doing the pants pull down at a urinal is on the fucking spectrum 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

What the hell is wrong with you monsters? 

Pants on = pull through 

At home in just boxers = dealers choice. 

Anyone doing the pants pull down at a urinal is on the fucking spectrum 

What are you, an elementary kid?

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Posted
I’ve never really understood the purpose of underwear.
So, I just unzip, whip it out, pee,  shake it a couple times to avoid drippage(sp), zip back up, and split the scene.
 

I dont like sitting on my balls. Underwear helps with that.

I pull the band down normally. I’ve been pinched before.
Posted
11 hours ago, 'stache said:

I never even imagined that putting it through the zipper was a feasible option.  

I’ve never even considered pulling down the band, after about the age of 5 when it was long enough to get thru the gate.

Buncha Butters pissing fools in here. 

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Posted (edited)
39 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I dont like sitting on my balls. Underwear helps with that.

I pull the band down normally. I’ve been pinched before.

Yea.....the no underwear route does require a little pocket-pool, especially when one has the low-dangling ball(s) syndrome

Edited by former alkie
Posted
I’ve never even considered pulling down the band, after about the age of 5 when it was long enough to get thru the gate.
Buncha Butters pissing fools in here. 
Or we just don't like the teeth of the fly to dig into our weens
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