Pull down or through

[immamac 42838]

Had an argument recently with @scDaeDae that needs settling. 

When you piss do you pull through the fly or pull down the band? 

[SimonBolivar 10957]

Pull down unless it's a winter night with long johns.

[Texaskimo 135]

[Aldo Raine 122]

If my shirt is tucked in, I’d rather not re-tuck(lazy), I’ll go through. Untucked and I’ll take it out over the band.

It.
It.
Out.
Out.

[Spur08 382]

Over the top. Gives me a chance to air out the chestnuts.

[markstanco 12573]

Jeans... zipper.

Golf shorts, band.

Athletic shorts, pull the left side up real high.

[Upgrayedd 5810]

Gotta unzip to use both hands

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Over the top. Sometimes unbutton if i'm not lazy.


Haven't gone through since probably elementary school. I don't need the zipper teeth ripping my dick

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Where is the pull to the side choice?

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

Underwear is a marketing gimmick. 

[MissingInAction 25019]

Unbuckle my belt, then unbutton, then unzip? Wtf is this bullshit? Unzip, pop it out, squirt , pop in , zip up and I am on my way.

[mulletpelini 5210]

Depends

[RPM 26318]

I'm ambidickstrous. 

[ROFL BOX 6647]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Jeans... zipper.

Golf shorts, band.

Athletic shorts, pull the left side up real high.

 

1.  What's this bullshit that I couldn't reply without having voted?  My vote choice wasn't available.  I should have skewed the results by going against my actual selection.

 

2.  Yeah, this option is missing from the vote choices.  Pull the leg hole over & pull your unit to the side.

[NWBuck 8552]

5 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Gotta unzip to use both hands

I only pull out enough to win 

[NWBuck 8552]

And this counts as "pull down", right? 

[deadshank 24652]

I just use a trucker's friend strapped to my leg and empty it out every evening before bed. 

[RowdyVic 106]

I just pull my pants leg to the side..lol

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[RollLeft 5040]

Open the fly of my pants and pull down the band of my brief.  Sometimes pull the side of brief up.  Never thru the fly of the brief.  

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

normally I am too hammered to figure it out, so last time, I just pulled out my tie, aimed to the urinal, and pissed my pants

[LarryTT 26]

9 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Depends

Where's the Surly reply to this??

 

 

extra absorbent or regular ?

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

13 hours ago, Spur08 said:

Over the top. Gives me a chance to air out the chestnuts.

 

[achooloco 1067]

depends on the underwear. and fyi, the industry terms are through the gate or over the mountain...

[Superhero 8828]

Jockey Pouch box briefs FTW.

Regular "pull through" underwear is evil incarnated.

[Texaskimo 135]

22 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Open the fly of my pants and pull down the band of my brief.  Sometimes pull the side of brief up.  Never thru the fly of the brief.  

This seems bizarre to me. My boxers have a fly that is easy to slip open, pulling the band down would be way more difficult. What kind of underwear are you fools wearing that it's easier to pull the band down?

Unzip the pants, reach in and up to grab the band, pull the band down and hold it down so it's not trying to push your dick up while you pee? WTF is this shit.

Unzip the pants, slip your hand through the fly and pull your dick out. Much quicker and easier. Way less clothing manipulation and takes like 1 second to accomplish.

[Armybrat 40826]

21 hours ago, LarryTT said:

Where's the Surly reply to this??

 

 

extra absorbent or regular ?

He stole my line.

[futureman 22444]

On 10/10/2018 at 10:30 PM, Aldo Raine said:

It.
It.
Out.
Out.

surely you were involved in some sort of amorous...

[Gil Bang 25922]

elastic behind the balls every time.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Stand on urinal.  Roll pants leg up an inch over my shoe so the head pokes out. 

[immamac 42838]

Haha just attended a bachelor party. 11 guys. 6 pull down 5 through.

 

My mind has been blown by the amount of savages 

[GSU&UT 1798]

Always pull down because it seems like I can never get a good enough shake when I pull through, almost always have a little bit of a drizzle when I zip back up.

[Neonmoon 38129]

What the hell is wrong with you monsters? 

Pants on = pull through 

At home in just boxers = dealers choice. 

Anyone doing the pants pull down at a urinal is on the fucking spectrum 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

What the hell is wrong with you monsters? 

Pants on = pull through 

At home in just boxers = dealers choice. 

Anyone doing the pants pull down at a urinal is on the fucking spectrum 

What are you, an elementary kid?

[former alkie 72]

I’ve never really understood the purpose of underwear.

So, I just unzip, whip it out, pee,  shake it a couple times to avoid drippage(sp), zip back up, and split the scene.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

I let my dick decide. 

[SDG 3319]

For the through the fly folks.

 

['stache 21800]

I never even imagined that putting it through the zipper was a feasible option.  

[Jkwellborn 6695]

I’ve never really understood the purpose of underwear.
So, I just unzip, whip it out, pee,  shake it a couple times to avoid drippage(sp), zip back up, and split the scene.
 

I dont like sitting on my balls. Underwear helps with that.

I pull the band down normally. I’ve been pinched before.

[fattyflattie 4639]

11 hours ago, 'stache said:

I never even imagined that putting it through the zipper was a feasible option.  

I’ve never even considered pulling down the band, after about the age of 5 when it was long enough to get thru the gate.

Buncha Butters pissing fools in here. 

[former alkie 72]

39 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I dont like sitting on my balls. Underwear helps with that.

I pull the band down normally. I’ve been pinched before.

Yea.....the no underwear route does require a little pocket-pool, especially when one has the low-dangling ball(s) syndrome

Edited October 16, 2018 by former alkie

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

I’ve never even considered pulling down the band, after about the age of 5 when it was long enough to get thru the gate.
Buncha Butters pissing fools in here. 

Or we just don't like the teeth of the fly to dig into our weens

[PvilleStang 2875]

Unbutton the top button on my shirt, then pull it through the neckhole.

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

I'm at minute maid park. Figured I'd try the pull through method to speed things up. Not possible. You pull throughers got some tiny dicks.

[captained 57]

i had no clue this many adults could wear gym shorts and t-shirts to work.

[Victorious1 140]

I'm sure there's a couple of lazy fuckers that use Depends

[Jkwellborn 6695]

What about guys like Armybrat that don’t have a choice?

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

I dont wear anything, so this poll sucks.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Usually unless the cornbread has jalapenos then other.

[scDaeDae 26]

WINNER!

[scDaeDae 26]

On 10/10/2018 at 9:21 PM, immamac said:

Had an argument recently with @scDaeDae that needs settling. 

When you piss do you pull through the fly or pull down the band?