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On 11/12/2024 at 3:17 AM, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

What’s dickbag’s buyout?

He’s finished there regardless. Just a matter of time.

Brings to mind the immortal words of Howard Schnellenberger at his first press conference after being hired as head football coach of the Louisville (Loowavul) Cardinals: “The Louisville Cardinals are on a collision course with the national championship.  The only variable is time.”  Good old Howard.  I believe his next stop was Blow U.

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14 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Bump to pg 33.  Hope these guys don't kill themselves from alcohol poisoning tonite 😬

So do the Whiskey and Wine fellas actually film live in a bar or do they use background footage? They’re shouting about getting fucked in the ass by Sunbelt Billy as some ladies are having a girls’ night at the bar. 

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2 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

What’s dickbag’s buyout?

https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/college-football-coach-biggest-buyouts-contracts-2024

Buyout as of Dec. 1, 2024: $61,738,333

Kelly is #4 on the list of largest buyouts in college football.

Surprisingly, Napier is way down at #26. Crazy that a $26.7 M buyout doesn't even crack the top 25 anymore.

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4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So do the Whiskey and Wine fellas actually film live in a bar or do they use background footage? They’re shouting about getting fucked in the ass by Sunbelt Billy as some ladies are having a girls’ night at the bar. 

Looks like it's live in the"Don Juan Cigar Bar"

 

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Last night was fun. It's been several rough years but each year we seem to have a game where The Swamp is at its best and it makes sitting through the rest seem worth while (my golf game is similar where I can expect one good hole per round).

This year - LSU
2023 - Tennessee
2022 - Utah

It's been great seeing fellow Gators continue to show up every home game and try to will the team to a win.

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

That’s basically half of LSU’s entire endowment.

I'm sure there's a local children't hospital with some extra cash.

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This is what LSU gets for trying to be something it's not.  It's like a bizarre inversion of reality where reading at a third grade level makes you more successful. It makes no sense most places, but Louisiana isn't most places. They need someone like Les Miles or Ogre. You know... morons. 

Also, too, I hope they keep Kelly forever.

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19 hours ago, Pimphand said:

LOL

 

I assume the guy on the right is a comedian? 
 

I hope they own a piece of the bar because some fat drunk shouting “Sunbelt Billy just fucked us the ass and dicked down our wives” is not what you want to hear when you’re paying $15 for a ranch water. 

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15 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I hope they own a piece of the bar because some fat drunk shouting “Sunbelt Billy just fucked us the ass and dicked down our wives” is not what you want to hear when you’re paying $15 for a ranch water. 

Been going on since at least 2021 at that same bar.

Looks like these two guys maybe have done sports radio stuff in Lsu land. Definitely broadcast was live,  as you see guy at the bar react to rough language early in this video...

Oct 2021:  Whiskey & Wine POSTGAME SHOW: LSU 49, Florida 42

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53 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Been going on since at least 2021 at that same bar.

Looks like these two guys maybe have done sports radio stuff in Lsu land. Definitely broadcast was live,  as you see guy at the bar react to rough language early in this video...

Oct 2021:  Whiskey & Wine POSTGAME SHOW: LSU 49, Florida 42

Thanks for sharing. Pretty funny. This is what I imagine Looch and Fat Brauny are like after a loss and before the camera goes on. 

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3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I assume the guy on the right is a comedian? 
 

I hope they own a piece of the bar because some fat drunk shouting “Sunbelt Billy just fucked us the ass and dicked down our wives” is not what you want to hear when you’re paying $15 for a ranch water. 

Counter-point: when you've just lost to Sunbelt Billy and are in need of a lift, maybe it's exactly what you want to hear.

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Does LSU have anyone worth a shit to target in the portal? You've gotta assume the way the team quit and with Kelly berating players left and right because his shitty schemes weren't working that they will have a higher than normal exit rate this winter.

Rumor on rant players are talking about a mass exodus. 

I spent some time looking last night and they have 1 orn2 linemen that would probably be useful depth with a chance to start with so many of ours going to the NFL. 

That's probably it though 

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