LSU is going in dry

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Momma was coonass but dad was Texan and had a really pronounced Texas accent. Growing up with the two of them left me with a fairly ambitious accent...hard to place. 

But if I’m down that way for a few days I’ll start to parle.

The wife and I love Louisiana and in particular, New Orleans.  Don’t think I’d live there but great people and world class food.  Can’t knock you...

[DigglerontheHoof 21,548]

Damnit, autocorrect...ambiguous accent.

[ztejas 44,223]

There was a thread in CFB about "brotherhood rivalries" i.e. teams you have a series with but don't play every year but enjoy playing when you do.

 

LSU was my answer. Great fans. Great booze. Great food. Hot ass women (Like top 5 in the country).

Also always like seeing Bama lose.

[Rip76 5,022]

3 hours ago, IBuryPaul said:

Fuck LSU. Only LSU game I've been to was that Cotton Bowl. Their band blasted that damn fight song and on first note startled the shit out of me. That crowd roared. I thought to myself, self, what the hell did we get ourselves into? Then Roy. Fuck them. 

All this.  Fuck LSU and I'm a coon-ass.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

For all the shit y’all talk about the SECSECSEC, it’s going to be fun watching the Longhorns play LSU next season.

[sushihorn 3,249]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

For all the shit y’all talk about the SECSECSEC, it’s going to be fun watching the Longhorns play LSU next season.

Why?  Did LSU find an actual QB?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

13 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

  Did LSU find an actual QB?

[TriStone 1,724]

16 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

[JimmyHoffa 1,188]

I am shocked there hasn't been a public outrage over this and subsequent apology from LSU for their unfortunate error along with a detailed report of mandatory sensitivity training for the entire athletic department.  

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,975]

I like LSU...but i like LSU a hell of a lot more when the hatter was there

[Homesickhorn 2,217]

I was so fucking hungover in the Delt house that morning. Goddamn I still cringe thinking about that hangover. 

If that’s the case, then either you and I know each other, or we’re both friends with a lot of the same folks.

 

Fuck LSU. They’re a bunch of gravy stained savages. However, due to the fact that I have a couple of friends who made the mistake of going there, I’ll cheer for them against Bama, and of course aggy.

 

But seriously, fuck the bayou bengals in their own asses....a lot.

[gmr548 16,688]

18 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I like LSU...but i like LSU a hell of a lot more when the hatter was there

Fuck that. Coach O is perfect for them. It's like they plucked a swamp bubba from a tailgate. It's great.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,975]

51 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Fuck that. Coach O is perfect for them. It's like they plucked a swamp bubba from a tailgate. It's great.

i agree, hes the perfect replacement... but can he do this?

 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Mettenberger went in dry and had a snack.

Ah the nefarious plan is working, sec is turning aggy.



Rice is evil evil evil.

[IB0n3dPatt1May0 6]

Bump because its aggy week and I’ve been told they enjoy these...acts

[texifornia 59,010]

1 hour ago, IB0n3dPatt1May0 said:

Bump because its aggy week and I’ve been told they enjoy these...acts

LSU gonna have to change their bulletin board to "withhold ourselves from the glory hole!"

[jdhorn92 1,594]

On 10/11/2018 at 10:27 PM, gmr548 said:

First college game I ever went to. Dad got us tickets on the Texas side. I had no ties to the team or anything, didn't have any UT clothing. Dad wasn't a Texas fan, just wanted to take me to two blue bloods in the Cotton Bowl. Watched Simms and Roy go off. Texas fan for life after that. /csb

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As I remember, didn’t we get down early like 17-0?

[Here’s the deal 114]

They’re a football factory, academics suck, and they cheat, so.............

[gmr548 16,688]

1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

As I remember, didn’t we get down early like 17-0?

I was like 10 years old so I don't remember the granular details. Mostly just Roy Williams going off and having a lot of fun. Wiki shows that Texas scored the first TD but was indeed down 17-7 at one point in the first half. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Cotton_Bowl_Classic

[TexArcher 39,037]

I wouldn't care about LSU one way or the other, but since they're in the SEC, fuck 'em.

But I will have fun watching LSU add aggy to the #metoo movement.

[TrashMaster G 18,073]

I don't usually give a shit about LSU, but when I do give a shit about LSU they are playing aggy.

[F250 29,195]

The only time I root for LSU is during the annual aggy boof session.

[Homesickhorn 2,217]

The only time I root for LSU is during the annual aggy boof session.

^^^^ Este.

[HenryJames 67,322]

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,160]

It’s still not as weird as aggy.

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

The only time I root for LSU is during the annual aggy boof session.

Exactly this.

['stache 22,131]

The only time I root for LSU is during the annual aggy boof session.

You play that drinking game too?

[linux 1,785]

3 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

It’s still not as weird as aggy.

And nothing is colder than absolute zero.

[Whatever 700]

I'm in the "I like LSU unless they're playing Texas" camp.

Greatly looking forward to visiting Death Valley in 2020.  Hopefully Sam & Keontay use this game to springboard their Heisman chances.

[IB0n3dPatt1May0 6]

Im more excited for the UT game next year than any other game. Oregon in 2011 was certainly up there.

[Alien Octopus 664]

LSU should just leave the money on the dresser.

[Rip76 5,022]

I’m pulling for meteor.

[Gucci_Suit 2,825]

On 10/12/2018 at 12:47 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

For all the shit y’all talk about the SECSECSEC, it’s going to be fun watching the Longhorns play LSU next season.

Bring it. 

[msucolt45 4,227]

LSU has a chance at a New Year 6 Bowl if they finish 10-2. Earlier Win over GA should help them get picked before the The East champ.

Because of that fact, Ed O and The Bayou Boys are going to put a “hurtin” on aggy!
Joe B is going to pass on them, which will help the running game. Aggy won’t be able to run against LSU, leaving Mond to scramble and throw up prayer balls.

LSU by 16+

[Pimphand 6,359]

I mean LSU kinda wins out because of the volume of mouth breather dipshidiots in their division.

Would anyone ever root for A&M, Alabama, or Arkansas over them?

[DeweyCox 366]

I don’t see LSU going in dry. I think they’re overrated. I expect it to look more like a couple of bull dykes acting like they have wieners and telling each other how handsome the other is. 

Orange is the new SEC, SEC, SEC

 

Edited November 22, 2018 by DeweyCox
Or, is it “sec is the new orange is black”?

[nycHorn 3,123]

Whoa, LSU is the underdog according to Vegas? +3?

[El Squared 1,839]

Corn dogs will prevail in the Sabine River Rivalry 

[El Squared 1,839]

Corch Slingblade >>Corch Cuck ( except in $$$$$$$)

[Topper13 3,620]

 

[htownjd 43]

Is this the official lsu thread

[Gucci_Suit 2,825]

25 minutes ago, htownjd said:

Is this the official lsu thread

Nah. Just the thread we’ll use for every 7 ot game. Might want to bookmark this shit. 

[Fondren & Main 6,893]

I like these people.  They are interested in booze, partying, great food and pussy.  They should leave the SEC and join the Big 12.  Hell, bring Arkansas too.

[MaybeACoordinator 8,350]

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

I like these people.  They are interested in booze, partying, great food and pussy.  They should leave the SEC and join the Big 12.  Hell, bring Arkansas too.

That would be ideal. I want the Arkansas hate back from my childhood, and LSU is my distant number 2 team because of family history and friends and culture. 

[texifornia 59,010]

5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I like these people.  They are interested in booze, partying, great food and pussy.  They should leave the SEC and join the Big 12.  Hell, bring Arkansas too.

From what I've heard from Ole Miss people that's all true unless your team wins at their stadium. Then your chances of getting knifed in the parking lot are right about the highest in the NCAA.

[Fondren & Main 6,893]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

From what I've heard from Ole Miss people that's all true unless your team wins at their stadium. Then your chances of getting knifed in the parking lot are right about the highest in the NCAA.

Sounds like Voodoo Ahia State fans!

[NowThis 931]

so Greedy and one OL leaving early, anyone else?  Their QB sucks and UT will stop their lame offense.  I'm very confident about a Texas win. 

[Cajun 11,772]

11 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I like these people.  They are interested in booze, partying, great food and pussy.  They should leave the SEC and join the Big 12.  Hell, bring Arkansas too.

[Cajun 11,772]

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

so Greedy and one OL leaving early, anyone else?  Their QB sucks and UT will stop their lame offense.  I'm very confident about a Texas win. 

Let's not get all UGA about this now.

[NowThis 931]

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Let's not get all UGA about this now.

meaning?