Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

we need to score 50 plus 

[Hook1997 5351]

Where’s the secret surly tailgate?

[ztejas 43412]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Rape sucks. Fuck Baylor

I need a T Shirt

[Domedriver 655]

Just now, ztejas said:

I need a T Shirt

With that girls tits on it!

[Modessit 5598]

Mmmmm...... tits.

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

welp it's just too close to call.  it's 50/50 right now that the line out west is going to drop to the south.

if it only develops 10 miles further south it will train over downtown for 30 minutes minimum, with lightning likely.

if it stays on it's current path at it's current development, nothing south of leander/georgetown.

[Domedriver 655]

Tits = Not Flat.  Fuck you Herbstreit!  Texas will not be flat.  We are going to Lil’Jorrdan some ass today!

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

I'd say Vandy beating the piss out of Florida is a pretty good warning for the team. 

We should beat the doors off of Baylor. 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Dbeasy 15042]

Down here on Bevo Blvd. When did the players start walking down Bevo Blvd to the locker rooms before the game? Beginning of the season?

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Let them eat worms. It don't make a shit.

[Hook1997 5351]

8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Down here on Bevo Blvd. When did the players start walking down Bevo Blvd to the locker rooms before the game? Beginning of the season?

Yes and isn’t this the first year for bevo blvd?  I was just there too

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

This Florida/Vandy game needs to speed up, don't need this overlapping past 2:30.

[Mileslong 4728]

This Florida/Vandy game needs to speed up, don't need this overlapping past 2:30.

In that game there was a scrap and the Vanderbilt coach went running all the way across the field to confront the Florida coach. They were screaming at each other and had to be restrained. That was crazy

[tbone_ 14113]

I'd say Vandy beating the piss out of Florida is a pretty good warning for the team. 
We should beat the doors off of Baylor. 

You think they are sitting around watching it?

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Damn it feels good to be expecting a win

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This Florida/Vandy game needs to speed up, don't need this overlapping past 2:30.

I fully expect an ESPNNews start.

[texifornia 56869]

 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Damn it feels good to be expecting a win

expect nothing. expectations are for suckers and con artists selling snake oil. if you want something, you have to go and take it. expecting to win means that we think the other team is just going to come in and not even try. that just isnt ever going to happen, especially for Texas. this team has to go in ready to dominate the man in front of him regardless of what he wants to do. this is "take no prisoners" territory.

[texifornia 56869]

Tangentially Texas-related

 

[Dbeasy 15042]

Seeing them get off the bus, Sam was a little bigger than I expected. Our lineman were smaller. The receivers were as expected.

[mchookem 16322]

PSA: never schedule new cable install the morning you have tickets to a 230 game 😣

he even got here at 8am. at least we live in 78757 😏

[Domedriver 655]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I heard titties 

Focusness!  This is about defend the humans who have these.  Don’t touch unless she says, “Yes Big Daddio!”  Death to the rapist and their inappropriate touching of tities that are not theirs!

[The People’s Elbow 707]

20 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Damn it feels good to be expecting a win

I don’t expect a win. Fuck that entitlement. I expect the team to come out motivated, disciplined, and focused on today’s game. I expect them to fight back when hit in the mouth and play to their highest potential.

If they do that, we’ll win. But they better fucking earn it every week. 

[Newy25 7668]

Their defensive line is so freaking bad. We should put on a rushing display today. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

10 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

I don’t expect a win. Fuck that entitlement. I expect the team to come out motivated, disciplined, and focused on today’s game. I expect them to fight back when hit in the mouth and play to their highest potential.

If they do that, we’ll win. But they better fucking earn it every week. 

the only way to win is by taking it from someone else who thinks its his.

[coachherman'sgrill 2098]

Bevo Blvd was nice and packed at 1.

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[rage-a-holic 4382]

22 minutes ago, mchookem said:

PSA: never schedule new cable install the morning you have tickets to a 230 game 😣

he even got here at 8am. at least we live in 78757 😏

have your husband post it all on the "Wives" thread

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I heard titties 

 

She's gonna get heartburn or indigestion if she keeps doing that while eating. 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

expect nothing. expectations are for suckers and con artists selling snake oil. if you want something, you have to go and take it. expecting to win means that we think the other team is just going to come in and not even try. that just isnt ever going to happen, especially for Texas. this team has to go in ready to dominate the man in front of him regardless of what he wants to do. this is "take no prisoners" territory.

The old “our fans better be focused or the players will blow it” logic.

[tbone_ 14113]

The old “our fans better be focused or the players will blow it” logic.

You better get your game face on buddy. This is t going to be a gimme.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

 

The old “our fans better be focused or the players will blow it” logic.

...no, im not bill in sinton. im referring to the team. we as fans dont have any influence over the game unless you happen to be in the stadium and can add to the energy from the fans in attendance.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Lets blow the doors off these rapist fucks

[happyfunball 481]

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

2pm trapweather update

the tail end of the system is about 20 minutes from junction and still tracking steady heading 90 degrees due east

cat 2 near corsicana

san saba, lampasas, be alert

[Radical Larry 28566]

2 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

Halfway to Armybrat. 

[taybo20 2825]

At the game! Let’s go!


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[satyanash 14478]

This feels like a huge, huge trap game coming off the emotional high of blOU. Need to stamp Baylor out of the game quickly.

[Zombie 284]

Anyone know where I can stream this online? 

[Braff Zacklin 13555]

1 minute ago, Zombie said:

Anyone know where I can stream this online? 

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFBStreams/

[Hook'Em0608 96]

I'm eating nachos for lunch, have ribs on the smoker for dinner, Old Fashioned in hand, and I'm ready to see a Longhorn and Astros win today. Longhorns put the rapists back in their place today and send Rhule off to the NFL when he sees he's in a hopeless situation. 

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

205 frame

she's breaking up! she's breaking up!

tail end of the line just split in to 3 parts

standby

[Tired of Lurking 637]

2 minutes ago, Zombie said:

Anyone know where I can stream this online? 

 

[Xcalibur 546]

Fuck Baylor, let’s kick ass

[TreatyOak 16311]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Accuweather is on acid.

Anyone got accuweather’s phone #?

asking for a friend 

[SKA the boss 729]

Get ready for some fun. We're going to crush today.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

just win.

I would like to see a 17 point win. but frankly any win is good. 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

stupid SEC shit game going to go over. 

[oh_snap 694]

Ok. Go gata needs to wrap this shit up aleady