Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Nice 3 and out.  Let’s go score.  Run it down their throats. 

Yep. 

If they go tempo and keep going three and out, we need to grind their dicks into the dirt until their no-depth having ass defense just gives up.

[Hefeweizen 5,407]

These refs are about to lose control. They are second guessing everything. Dumbass es can't call a hold.

[Atticus 4,164]

We have to find a way to win this game without Sam. Most of me wants to see what Rising can do, but Shane is the safer play.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Ellinger had tape on his throwing shoulder too when he came back out. Don’t know what that means. 

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Rhule looks like a deranged hobo

[hookem48 4,807]

1 minute ago, goatsaag said:

shocking that we would give up points on the first drive and then start playing defense

It's like Orlando doesn't watch film, just waits for the game to figure out what's going on.

[AUS-97HORN 11,981]

Just now, Zavala said:

Matt Rhule looks full retard on the sidelines.

These refs taking an hour to discuss every call is fucking bull shit. You just know they are calling it once sided when they have to discuss every call to make sure it doesn't look too fucked up.

the refs called a VERY questionable DPI on Baylor on our last drive.  if they were out to fuck us, they wouldnt have thrown that flag

[Jive Turkey 12,912]

i swear, there have never been this many commercials during one of our games.  this is ridiculous.

[GreenspointTexas 9,897]

Ingram finally in

[Henry Hill 3,156]

Time to run it down their throats

[UTEX_ME 4,257]

 

[FizzleFish 137]

We can’t get someone down there to get a report on Sam because they are too busy getting us to the next commercial. Freaking hour in and haven’t seen much football.

[Bigbend1812 12,998]

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

These refs are about to lose control. They are second guessing everything. Dumbass es can't call a hold.

This is the Big 12.  What the hell is holding? 

[oh_snap 694]

Sideline reporter asleep or something? Seriously this is amateur hour reporting.

[TexArcher 38,786]

Can we please run the ball right through this soft ass defense now?

[The People’s Elbow 707]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Late to the thread. Do we know what happened to Sam's hand?

 

The hand is not the issue here, dude. 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Hey look, Ingram.

[Sgt Hulk 14,300]

sleuths called the shoulder injury 

[EuroHorn 3,287]

Ehlinger is done.  Question is how many games does he miss?

[Jive Turkey 12,912]

Yes, announcers.  Shane will be out there for a while.

[Majorcholas 557]

My 3 year old just yelled “CMON!” at the 75th commercial break

[CurlyDumps 4,599]

Hope Shane can find a rhythm.

[AUS-97HORN 11,981]

oh... the idiot announcers just figured out the shoulder issue

[Helobious 9,604]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

this may not be a fun game for you... you're about to see exactly why we're all worried

It’s fucking Baylor. Texas could put Dicker in at QB and win by 2 TD’s. Stop being a bitch.

[TexArcher 38,786]

Breaking news: it's his shoulder.

No fucking shit.

[Bigbend1812 12,998]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

 

Well no shit.

[Braff Zacklin 13,675]

Genuinely don't understand how people can be so bad at simple things as Big 12 refs are.

When in doubt, let the play finish, make your call, and then review will correct, if necessary. What you do NOT do is blow the whistle on an obvious fucking lateral that is a yard behind from where it was thrown. Absolutely mystifying.

[MillerEP 30,751]

Welp that changes things

[tbone_ 14,368]

Great stuff. 30 min late.

[Sgt Hulk 14,300]

Ok we need a freaking drive here 

[Surly Bevo 25,611]

Chance to come back in the second half...that sounds like Colt dead shoulder...

[perfectchaos007 6,757]

A dinged shoulder? Shit 

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Ellinger had tape on his throwing shoulder too when he came back out. Don’t know what that means. 

Means his shoulder is fucked up. He wasn't moving his arm as he ran back out. He also isn't tossing the ball on the sideline.

[Longhorn Fever 275]

Well, I guess I was wrong.

[Jive Turkey 12,912]

Great stuff, Q.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,252]

The ONE fucking thing Baylor's D seems to be good at defending is the lateral plays.  Stop doing it.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Greg Davis must be calling the game with all this bullshit sideways shit

[Fat Bastard 627]

Coaches have zero fucking trust in Shane. Calling a bunch of bubble screens and 3 yard dumps. 

[Sgt Hulk 14,300]

Beck  what the fuck you retard  

[HornsOverIthaca 2,339]

Just now, The People’s Elbow said:

The hand is not the issue here, dude. 

Sam's shoulder really ties the quarterback room together.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Nice play by Shane to save that

[Bigbend1812 12,998]

Jesus .  But nice.

[Modessit 5,663]

How the hell did he complete that?

[ousux 5,631]

Told you fools you don't go in the LR for a cut..

[Radical Larry 28,763]

Ok, Shane. That was nice. 

[Beer Horn 93]

Just now, Atticus said:

We have to find a way to win this game without Sam. Most of me wants to see what Rising can do, but Shane is the safer play.

 Best case get a nice lead and let Rising get a couple of series 

[GreenspointTexas 9,897]

Goddammit u gotta know to hike the ball after that real quick

[Zavala 1,384]

Holy fuck here comes Shane holding the ball WAY TOO FUCKIGN LONG again. Jesus.

[TexArcher 38,786]

Man, that's well done right there.  

Pulling for you, Shane.  Make some plays.

[Dog Zazz 23]

Beuchelle and pocket presence, haa