Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread

[Revolution512 1487]

Herman needs to help Shane. The kid hasn’t been getting reps like a starter in practice. Run the fucking ball

[d.plainview872 175]

Got dam. Every time theres a pass break up at the line it looks like Sterns is in the area for a pick.

[Horn Dog 9818]

Just now, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Can anyone give us latecomers an update on why Ehlinger isn't playing?

He has a gimpy fin

[Radical Larry 28584]

Just now, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Can anyone give us latecomers an update on why Ehlinger isn't playing?

Walker told him he has AIDS.

 

Actually, it's a shoulder injury. He's being evaluated at halftime, but I doubt he plays today. 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

35 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Me too

What you did there, I see it.

[Vito Andolini 9125]

35 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

They said they're gonna reevaluate at the half, but it's a dinged shoulder.
How fucking deflated is the crowd?

Sorry for the shitty response time...

A lot less deflated now at half 😀

But most of us were pretty down, end of the first was dead silence except for Smokey.

As anyone watching knows, Shane is still wildly high on a lot of his throws. But  CJ is a man and Keontay has forced the safety to be honest.

Ingram changed the tone.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Can anyone give us latecomers an update on why Ehlinger isn't playing?

Shoulder injury. 

[Tom Chairman 264]

This is the best possible outcome given our starting QB is hurt. 

I still want to know how we cannot get a play off after a timeout without a delay of game penalty. 

All the calls going our way. We got lucky on a number of plays. Need to crank it up in the second half.

[Stunns38 3460]

Baylor still has a team of non-disciplined Briles-era thugs. As long as they no longer rape I guess...our O line is wearing down their front 4. Should be able to get Ingram 100 yards today.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Who else added “and rape” to every sentence on the Baylor ad?

Guilty.

[d.plainview872 175]

Lets come back out smash them now.

[taybo20 2825]

1 minute ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

He's not moving it at all. He done for a while.

I’m really hoping that’s not true. 

[Modessit 5599]

No shit.  He’s vying to top Dawson’s kick in ‘95 against VA.  
And he could very well end up with a career mirroring Dawson’s. 

I was dating a chick back then that graduated from UV. She was talking shit when she left to go do something at her office after Garcia hit that 56-yd FG to take the lead with 3 minutes to go. I thoroughly enjoyed calling her after Dawson hit that kick into the wind to let her know what happened. /csb

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Can anyone give us latecomers an update on why Ehlinger isn't playing?

Because you won’t stop touching yourself. 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Walker told him he has AIDS.

 

Actually, it's a shoulder injury. He's being evaluated at halftime, but I doubt he plays today. 

Thanks

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Walker told him he has AIDS.

 

Actually, it's a shoulder injury. He's being evaluated at halftime, but I doubt he plays today. 

damn it. hate when that happens

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Washington down big. Should move up to 8 if we can hold on.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

2 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

For not playing a fucking snap this entire year and coming in ice cold Shane is doing just fine.

Keeping us afloat? Sure. Doing just fine? No. He doesn't look good. I still have no idea why we are so hell bent on passing on 1st down. Run the fucking ball down their throats and wear them down. Their run defense is atrocious. And Shane is coming off the bench cold. Quit slinging it around so much.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Shoulder injury. 

Thank you

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

I would feel good if we get to 33+. Thank god we have the bye next week too.

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Ingram  7.0 YPC   stats tell me to keep feeding him  the texas coaching tree me in says hes done enough time  to rest. 

 

heres to hoping the USC texas 3rd qtr comes out 

[Get ln My Van 927]

If we go up another score or 2 I’d like to see them throw in Cam or Casey.

[d.plainview872 175]

Yeah. Dont know why we are not running more.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

7 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

where is ron franklin at these days?

He's working on a degree at baylor

[UDontKnow 10444]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Baylor still has a team of non-disciplined Briles-era thugs. As long as they no longer rape I guess...our O line is wearing down their front 4. Should be able to get Ingram 100 yards today.

I'm happy the Longhorns are able to advance the ball on their personal foul penalties.

[markstanco 12574]

Get up big and bring in Cameron.

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Ingram  7.0 YPC   stats tell me to keep feeding him  the texas coaching tree me in says hes done enough time  to rest. 

 

heres to hoping the USC texas 3rd qtr comes out 

Shane playing outstanding despite the shitty playcalling/hermans attempt to throw the game

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

Just now, d.plainview872 said:

Yeah. Dont know why we are not running more.

Because it's halftime.

[gmr548 16576]

Shane 9 of 19 for 109. Not really impressive.

 

He's playing much worse than the stat line. He hasn't been helped by coaches but still.

 

2nd half - Run, run, run. Give Shane some easy throws to boost confidence, because he may be needed for a couple games. If up more than 3 TDs with

 

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[pacman 7355]

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

And he said "to give Baylor the lead". This whole broadcast is amateur hour.

Don't forget the sideline dope.

"Everybody here is wondering what happened to Sam."

Stare in camera. End.

Wtf? Sideline reporter is supposed to tell us idiot.

[FizzleFish 137]

2 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

All the calls going our way. We got lucky on a number of plays. Need to krank it up in the second half.

They have been lucky too with those fumbles. Could be a 20+ point game right now.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Ingram  7.0 YPC   stats tell me to keep feeding him  the texas coaching tree me in says hes done enough time  to rest. 

 

heres to hoping the USC texas 3rd qtr comes out 

I have no idea why we are not running the ball down their throats with Ingram. Quit passing so much on 1st down.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Ingram should end this game with 25 carries, Watson with 20 and off of that maybe some deep balls. 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Washington down big. Should move up to 8 if we can hold on.

lol nevermind that highlight was outdated. Tied at half.

[XYZ 2154]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Shane playing outstanding despite the shitty playcalling/hermans attempt to throw the game

You drunk?

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Still want to see Rising.

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Baylors D is teeing off on shane because we arent doing anything except for 5 second developing runs and drop back hail marys

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I have no idea why we are not running the ball down their throats with Ingram. Quit passing so much on 1st down.

Trickeration and whatnot.  

[Knoxtnhorn 5974]

Plz make a stop D.  Then 7 yards and a cloud of dust.

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I have no idea why we are not running the ball down their throats with Ingram. Quit passing so much on 1st down.

feed feed feed,  then a quick rb screen pass to back them off then LJH coming in and bringing the hate all the way down the field 

[pacman 7355]

Just now, FizzleFish said:

They have been lucky too with those fumbles. Could be a 20+ point game right now.

And the early whistle on a lateral.

[NorthLoop 14190]

3 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

All the calls going our way. 

The fuck game are you watching? 

[Vic Mackey 47019]

Just now, FizzleFish said:

They have been lucky too with those fumbles. Could be a 20+ point game right now.

But then you had Baylor drop the INT in the endzone. Dropped a TD that would have put them up 14-6. They all evened out. 

[UDontKnow 10444]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Get up big and bring in Cameron.

That's not going to happen and you know it.

[d.plainview872 175]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Ingram should end this game with 25 carries, Watson with 20 and off of that maybe some deep balls. 

I agree

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Oh we're doing what if shit again. That's cool.

[immortal13 4059]

I love Dick(er)!!

[Vic Mackey 47019]

Just now, NorthLoop said:

The fuck game are you watching? 

Most of the big penalties are on them this game. I would agree with him.

[Radical Larry 28584]

2 minutes ago, XYZ said:

You drunk?

I am

[gmr548 16576]

Baylors D is teeing off on shane because we arent doing anything except for 5 second developing runs and drop back hail marys

This is true. He also just put in the least acurate half I've ever seen out of a D1 QB. Bad play and bad coaching aren't mutually exclusive.

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