Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[TexasMan 10849]

 

[EMAWesome 101]

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[Guest Lobo]

Okay, are we just not talking about he pronounces the word “murderer?”

I’ve shown some of his more recent rallies to some speech language pathologists, and they think he may have had a TIA. 

[maninblack 7974]

[Chad Fuck 17594]

[Brisketexan 104800]

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

I will always posrep the few posts here that make me chuckle.  That one definitely does.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23366]

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[burntorangebongos 10710]

 

[TexasMan 10849]

Both of these videos are... wow

 

 

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23366]

17 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Both of these videos are... wow

Looks like trolling.

[Incredulity 11569]

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Looks like trolling.

Jibber jabber jibber jabbering, mumbo jumbo, denial, key-key-key-key-key-key!

[Guest Lobo]

Watched a couple of those clips and everybody on both sides of those issues are fucking idiots, but the bearded speaker takes the cake when he points to the emergency exits during the housekeeping announcements and calls them, "Fun Little Shortcuts you see."  It made me chuckle about the old free speech adage, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater.  In a crowded theater where he's explaining what kind of language to use and not use to be respectful of others, he called the fire exits, "Fun Little Shortcuts."  

Anyway, both sides on this need to stop talking, but mainly the bearded emcee guy . 

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[TexasMan 10849]

Solid troll job here by the gov

 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

13 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Solid troll job here by the gov

 

 

Fucker still can't walk though.

[CO Horn 155]

21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Solid troll job here by the gov

 

 

His parking job needs to be added to the pics of parking douche baggery thread. 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Bill Miller? What a fucking loser.

[Deej 76653]

But they were handicapped accessible. 

[tchookem 3900]

Solid troll job here by the gov
 
 

Yeah, giving me money is the only reason I'd eat their shitty bbq too.

[freyguy 4252]

Now that's slummin

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33854]

^ 0.

[Brisketexan 104800]

On 8/2/2019 at 8:06 AM, EMAWesome said:

Can you make one that says "run like you're a brown person shopping for school supplies?"  Thanks.

[TexasMan 10849]

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

For the non-Twitters

[Brisketexan 104800]

For the non-Twitters

That. Is fucking. AWESOME.

[maninblack 7974]

[TexasMan 10849]

You don't need to have a Twitter account to see the tweet, no? 

[TexasMan 10849]

I chuckled 

 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

[BNB 100]

Both of these videos are... wow
 
 
 

This was one of the responses...

[EMAWesome 101]

On 8/7/2019 at 10:20 AM, Brisketexan said:

Can you make one that says "run like you're a brown person shopping for school supplies?"  Thanks.

I'm too busy trying to figure out how to do "run like Joe Biden wants to smell your hair."

[Goredho 17375]

One worth a laugh and one worth a thought...

[Brisketexan 104800]

25 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

I'm too busy trying to figure out how to do "run like Joe Biden wants to smell your hair."

Tell you what -- I'll take a world where Joe Biden wants to smell my daughter's hair versus one where god knows how many assholes want to murder my daughter because of her last name.

I'll take that fucking deal every fucking day of the week.

Or, maybe we make this deal -- you can get rid of Biden, but you have to sign up for a world where our leadership is totally cool with whipping up people who want to murder your family because of YOUR last name.  Sound like a good deal?  Personally, I would bet that we'd both rather be dealing with Biden.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23366]

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6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Tell you what -- I'll take a world where Joe Biden wants to smell my daughter's hair versus one where god knows how many assholes want to murder my daughter because of her last name.

I'll take that fucking deal every fucking day of the week.

Or, maybe we make this deal -- you can get rid of Biden, but you have to sign up for a world where our leadership is totally cool with whipping up people who want to murder your family because of YOUR last name.  Sound like a good deal?  Personally, I would bet that we'd both rather be dealing with Biden.

 

[Brisketexan 104800]

 

22 dead Hispanics killed by a guy on a mission to kill Hispanics, inspired by the sick fucking “replacement” creed you believe in and push isn’t paranoia, it’s about as real as it gets.
You have a special place in Hell.

[TexasMan 10849]

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

It’s like they had an idea for Liz and couldn’t stop despite having zero left.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23366]

[TexasMan 10849]

 

[TexasMan 10849]

Is it okay yet? 

 

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