Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

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[elfenix 34,237]

I'm just here to ask what movie that's from?  Maybe it's the lighting of my laptop, but that uniform looks Nazi grey to me.  It's obviously a U.S. military uniform but it looks Nazi gray. 

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[TexasMan 10,891]

Not sure if here or comic thread 

 

 

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

Each day we stray farther from God’s light. 

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[JimmyJames 12,271]

3 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

Posted at 3:00 am eh? Are you smoking meth all night or what? 

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[Incredulity 11,669]

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Posted at 3:00 am eh? Are you smoking meth all night or what? 

He works in the private sector.

 

Sometimes we have to get up early.  You know to make money to support our families...  

 

How's the teachers lounge this AM?

[JimmyJames 12,271]

22 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

He works in the private sector.

 

Sometimes we have to get up early.  You know to make money to support our families...  

 

How's the teachers lounge this AM?

He makes money with 3:00 am troll posts on the net?  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

[Biff Tannen 45,678]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

I saw this live.  Caller was a moron.  Deserved what he got.

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I saw this live.  Caller was a moron.  Deserved what he got.

Gotta say, you had a perfect chance to stay on brand here. 

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[Tom 2,959]

Actually that's just Pelosi dunking on Trump and his campaign speech of lies to the House last night.

[Turkleton 145]

20 minutes ago, Tom said:

Actually that's just Pelosi dunking on Trump and his campaign speech of lies to the House last night.

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[Tom 2,959]

2 hours ago, Turkleton said:

 

Lowest unemployment rate?

Thanks, Obama.

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

ok, that one is funny

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[CooterBrown 18,007]

Jesus. She’s a 4 even in KC.

She better give up all three holes on demand in order to keep her meal ticket.

[Tom 2,959]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

If you're going to play the role of a badass, maybe mix in a salad once in a while so you don't have to quickly cut frames while shirtless to hide your love handles and baby bump.

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[maninblack 7,974]

On 1/12/2020 at 7:40 AM, TexasMan said:

 

This is a bullshit fangirl tweet

[workswithseed 2,103]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

There's nothing here

 

[Tom 2,959]

1 hour ago, BNB said:

 

 

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Jesus, Ben.  She's not going to fuck you.  This is getting sad.

[Guest Lobo]

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Jesus. She’s a 4 even in KC.

She better give up all three holes on demand in order to keep her meal ticket.

I always wondered what Big papi’s aborted son would have grown up to look like. 

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James Woods
@RealJamesWoods
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I was on vacation awhile, avoiding the news. How’d the #Mueller thing work out? The #impeachment scam? Who won the #Iowa caucuses? Is #MichaelAvenatti still a contender for the Democratic nomination for President? How’s #JeffreyEpstein doing?


Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
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Welcome back. Avenatti won Iowa.

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10 hours ago, BNB said:

 

 

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The good news is that we the people can keep her from doing any more damage in Congress simply by asking her to go to Home Depot and pick up a can of elbow grease.

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Jesus, Ben.  She's not going to fuck you.  This is getting sad.

The irony is, you CAN physically pick yourself up by your bootstraps. Done carefully, shoestrings too.

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

I always wondered what Big papi’s aborted son would have grown up to look like. 

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Thats fucked up.

[Chad Fuck 17,673]

Just now, Incredulity said:

Thats fucked up.

Yeah, when you ostracize an entire network for presenting facts you don't like, that's pretty fucked up.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Thats fucked up.

so is this fucking country

[Incredulity 11,669]

Just now, Chad Fuck said:

Yeah, when you ostracize an entire network for presenting facts you don't like, that's pretty fucked up.  

You're down with Presidential Death Threats.  Noted.

[Chad Fuck 17,673]

Just now, Incredulity said:

You're down with Presidential Death Threats.  Noted.

No, I'm not.  I thought you were referring to the link you posted immediately above your own.

So fuck off with your bad self. Don't lay that evil on me.