Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[TexasMan 10891]

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Hating billionaires is easy when your math skills compute shit like "We could all get a million dollars each from this asshole."  No wonder some  dipshits vote the way you do. 

Edited March 5, 2020 by Lobo

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[Chad Fuck 17671]

9 minutes ago, Parliament said:

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That last guy is funny because he must not have seen any presidential coverage in the last three years.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

 

[Parliament 14255]

Self-awareness. How does it work?

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[TexasMan 10891]

On 3/4/2020 at 12:42 PM, TexasMan said:

 

 

On 3/4/2020 at 5:58 PM, TexasMan said:

 

Hey, remember when we laughed at this? Well, it was discussed on the news as truth... You'll never guess which channel!

 

 

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[TexasMan 10891]

This was made for this thread 

 

 

[ChiTownDoc 21152]

On 3/4/2020 at 10:42 AM, TexasMan said:

 

I mean this is one of the most mind blowing things I’ve ever tried to process.   But wait - Yang Ruined it for me.  

Edited March 7, 2020 by ChiTownDoc

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[workswithseed 2103]

On 3/6/2020 at 12:26 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Yeah, fuck Beto. Also no death threat. No different than telling someone to chug bleach. 

Unless that's a death threat now.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

If only it were that simple.

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[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

#AddTrumpRuinABook has been trending and there have been some gems:

 

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[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

You might have to turn up the volume a tad (for the end) but it's worth it:

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

When you see it:

 

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[Chad Fuck 17671]

2 minutes ago, gecko said:

 

In Japan, pussy grab you!

 

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[bad_teammate 13195]

double

Edited March 11, 2020 by bad_teammate

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[Zavala 1384]

Nickname "RoboCop" lol stupid bongs

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/police-robot-told-woman-go-away-tried-report-crime-sang-song-10864648/

Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime – then sang a song

[Zavala 1384]

On 3/9/2020 at 3:00 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

When you see it:

 

Could've put in the "how to unfuck my sister" Google search tab for maximum lulz

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

who knew Richard fucking Marx was savage as fuck?:

 

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8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

who knew Richard fucking Marx was savage as fuck?:

 

Bob Tona:

 

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[Earl Haffler 590]

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

He's even drinking a Corona!