Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[Hornius Emeritus 12419]

NM WP

Edited April 15, 2020 by Hornius Emeritus

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17 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

We do need to start bringing these back. 

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9 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

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On 4/10/2020 at 11:02 AM, immortal13 said:

Who is this?  

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Actually 10 weeks is 2.5 months so he should have fixed the Chyron.

Edited April 16, 2020 by burntorangebongos

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On 4/13/2020 at 4:27 AM, EMAWesome said:

Posted at 4:27 in the morning?

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On 4/13/2020 at 3:51 AM, EMAWesome said:

My bad, the Mark Dice tweet was supposed to go in the media bias thread.  I might need to get tested to see if I have Bidenvirus.

 

 

Posted at 3:51 in the morning?

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Just to save my official timeskeeper the trouble I'm posting this at 8:25 AM.  I just got off work and finished eating two carnitas tacos and some sugar free lemonade.  I have farted three times since logging on to the site.  Two run of the mill type and one silent but deadly type.  Would you like me to report my temperature and blood sugar levels too?  You see there is this concept of the third shift job.  Some of us have them.  Since you are such a thorough investigator I'm sure you can figure out my days off without me telling you Lieutenant Colombo.  Oops now it is 8:29 Am.  I'm also listening to the podcast of Redeye Radio.  It is currently cloudy and way too damn cold for the middle of April.  Now on to the meme.

 

Edited April 17, 2020 by EMAWesome

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5 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

This may very well be the funniest AND salient thing you have ever posted to date in this thread or anywhere in Cloak Room.

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Goes in the regular lulz thread

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On 4/17/2020 at 1:52 PM, ROFL BOX said:

This may very well be the funniest AND salient thing you have ever posted to date in this thread or anywhere in Cloak Room.

So why not give him rep if you enjoyed it?

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23 minutes ago, zork said:

So why not give him rep if you enjoyed it?

Cause fuck you and all racist trump supporters and hope you all have a putrid lonely existence on whatever time karma has allotted you on god's green earth?

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1 hour ago, zork said:

So why not give him rep if you enjoyed it?

Given his response I guess he is too busy putting another Coexist bumper sticker on his Prius.

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40 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Cause fuck you and all racist trump supporters and hope you all have a putrid lonely existence on whatever time karma has allotted you on god's green earth?

 

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2 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

 

Lazy. The first seven frames are all caps in some off brand version of Century Gothic and you go with a lower case serif font for the photoshopped?  You're lucky I didn't neg.

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3 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

Given his response I guess he is too busy putting another Coexist bumper sticker on his Prius.

Sure thing.

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On 4/19/2020 at 12:26 AM, Tom said:

 

Lazy. The first seven frames are all caps in some off brand version of Century Gothic and you go with a lower case serif font for the photoshopped?  You're lucky I didn't neg.

And here I was having conflicted feelings just because they didn't spell Epstein's name right.

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I'll confess I'm only posting this because it is 5:20 am now and I know how much it freaks JimmyJames out when I make posts around this time.

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4 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

what percent of republicans are republican just because they have no idea of what is going on around them, do you think?

 

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/493182-rules-chairman-advises-pelosi-to-back-remove-voting

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Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Thursday endorsed a proposal by Rules Committee Chairman Jim McGovern (D-Mass.) that would allow House lawmakers to vote remotely during the coronavirus crisis.

“We don’t know how long this pandemic will threaten public health, or how long state stay at home orders will last. We all know, though, that Congress needs to be working, whether in person, remotely, or both,” McGovern said in a statement. 

The Speaker’s office forwarded the statement from McGovern to reporters, a sign of her backing for the proposal.

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House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) expressed opposition to the idea of proxy voting last month, telling The Hill that “I don't think proxy voting is healthy. It puts too much power in one hand.”

 

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1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

what percent of republicans are republican just because they have no idea of what is going on around them, do you think?

 

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/493182-rules-chairman-advises-pelosi-to-back-remove-voting

 

It's more that they are doing everything they can to keep voting by mail from happening. If the Supreme Court and Congress are both remote, it makes the show up in person voting requirement look more ridiculous.

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