Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

i don't get it

[NWBuck 8552]

32 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

i don't get it

"Well, shit. I'm stuck with them." 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

More like

 

[TexasMan 10891]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

i don't get it

Hot take incoming: The Graduate is a good movie

Simon & Garfunkel. Hot, seductive milf Anne Bancroft. Even a baby faced Dick Dreyfuss in an uncredited role. Check it out. Especially til the end. Then you'll get it. 

 

[washparkhorn 9939]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[Biff Tannen 45673]

I must be too dumb for this page cause it sucks. 

[DDD Dad 14332]

I must be too dumb for this page cause it sucks. 

Username checks out.

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9 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

I'm anxiously awaiting the "cankle" meme.

[TexasMan 10891]

 

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I'm extremely surprised this choad can speak so eloquently, what with Don's spermatozoa securely lodged in the back of his throat.

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

parody account?  it is so hard to tell these days.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

huh?

[purplepride95 6890]

[purplepride95 6890]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

short and sweet:

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

There is no better way to identify a cuck than someone talking about another man as an alpha male.

[workswithseed 2101]

https://babylonbee.com/news/merciful-god-to-end-humanity-before-princess-bride-can-be-remade

HEAVEN—A spokesperson for the Most High God confirmed that God will be ending humanity before any remake of The Princess Bride can be released.

Humanity was forced to acknoweldge that the God of the Bible is good, merciful, and gracious after His spokesangels confirmed he would rather destroy all of humanity than force anyone to live in a universe where The Princess Bride was remade.

"Before The Princess Bride remake can see the light of day, The Lord will flatten all of humanity with fire and brimstone from on high, in His mercy," said a heavenly spokesperson. "Humanity will experience the sweet release of death rather than have to see someone try to remake the only perfect movie ever made."

"Seriously, trying to remake The Princess Bride? What's wrong with you people!"

After the announcement, even atheists were forced to admit that God is truly good to us. "I have finally seen the light," said Richard Dawkins as he repented in tears. "God is not a moral monster -- He is the very standard of goodness, truth, and justice."

Theologians further confirmed that since the invention of acts of mercy, there have only been five that were rated the most gracious, the most merciful. This one left them all behind.

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[Fozzz 152]

I would vote for her just based on this meme alone. 

[MillerEP 30454]

[zork 629]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21186]

13 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

There is no better way to identify a cuck than someone talking about another man as an alpha male.

The Teddy Cruz School of Badassness. 

[Parliament 14255]

 

Was thinking that's a spoof account. Checked his Twitter channel. Not a spoof account.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

This is an actual ad but it’s so ridiculous it goes here:

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

 

[maninblack 7974]

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[TexLonghorn 5663]

[Parliament 14255]

So meta

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

I don't care who you are, that's funny

 

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Yes, I'm crossposting.

 

 

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21065]

[workswithseed 2101]

20 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I don't care who you are, that's funny

 

That is top notch. 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

Posting here too because it's that good of a joke:

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[NWBuck 8552]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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