Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[Neonmoon 38130]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you are not caught up on Falcon and Winter Soldier, don't look

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Daaaaaaaammmmmmnnn. That stings 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[Born to Run 6569]

Why?  Why are you so bad at this?  

I can't see this shit unless you quote it.

[Hmbre97 6332]

4 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

this one is super begging for the goatse treatment

[Bojack 2082]

I wish there were a Jaguar fan, wtf +1 rep button.  If some Surly CR poster is behind that, well done and good luck fleecing those rubes.

[atomheartbevo 89816]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

this one is super begging for the goatse treatment

Don't see a wedding ring though.

[brakeman 28450]

[cactusflinthead 27606]

 

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[LTbear 4171]

Ah, attempting to make fun of people undeniably much smarter than yourself, and not even being able to recognize that it only makes you look even dumber in turn. A classic blunder of the terminally stupid. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

 

[brakeman 28450]

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

Is that JonBenet on the right? Maybe Qanon was on to something...

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

On 4/1/2021 at 7:42 PM, UpperWestside said:

Laughter can at times be a sign of how someone reacts when they feel nervous. This seems to be an internal mechanism that Vice-President Harris has for that. I can relate to it because there are times in my life where I have laughed when I was nervous as well as in some other situations where it seemed like the laughter came out almost as an instant reaction that was involuntary. Some of her laughter seems to be involuntary. I believe we have some people who are therapists and psychiatrists who can explain this more in-depth.

I’m not real sure why her laughing seems to be a way used to make fun of her though. If there are some actual policy positions she holds that deserve ridicule or scorn let’s hear them. 

That’s a bit rich. Kamala has history of coming off as flippant or dismissive on issues she hasn’t done her homework on.  She gets caught off guard and defaults to the laugh.  It’s a defensive reflex for sure and she often comes across as unserious when she shouldn’t. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

27 minutes ago, brakeman said:

that literally makes me want to throw up

[washparkhorn 9939]

36 minutes ago, brakeman said:

= 

 

[Biff Tannen 45748]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that literally makes me want to throw up

These people are absolute clowns.  Pure clown show of a party.  Makes sense they worship an asshole in clown make up.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

I don't know, but this guy has the look of someone who gets what you're saying @Biff Tannen but is resigned to the family dynamics:

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

 

[atomheartbevo 89816]

I’m interested in the wife

[Brisketexan 105422]

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m interested in the wife

So....are we fucking done with white people yet?  For fuck's sake.

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

Ok Pookie, do the honors...

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Bless that ass and all who sail on her.  

[miguelito 11313]

25 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Bless that ass and all who sail on her.  

...  and all the seamen in her.

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

Legend.

 

[atomheartbevo 89816]

59 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Legend.

That was so smooth.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2097]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Legend.

 

That wink was fucking professional.  

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, I like that guy at the protest.  

Also, I went to Panera the other day and asked for the "Big Bag of Soup" but all they had was clam chowder.  

What I wouldn't give to have been at just one closed-door Trump briefing.  30 minutes of walking him through every threat posture at every protest around the nation, possible outcomes, and possible action items.....and the guy just stares off into space and says, "So they're using cans of soup?  Damn savages"  And the staffers just look at one another, "That's his takeaway?  The soup thing?"  

Edited April 15, 2021 by Lobo

[washparkhorn 9939]

BOBCAT!!!

 

[atomheartbevo 89816]

He held that fucking thing like it was a baby he was admiring.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He held that fucking thing like it was a baby he was admiring.  

and then threw it like he was casting a line. Think that may be the first time I haven't see a cat land on its feet.

[Pods 7586]

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He held that fucking thing like it was a baby he was admiring.  

His Hakuna Matata moment did not go as planned. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

SIAP, but some gems here:

 

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Edited April 22, 2021 by cactusflinthead

[washparkhorn 9939]

another take on shapiro -

 

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[UncleSonny 6573]

34 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

How sad does your life have to be to write an OpEd that one of your favorite things in the world, puns on a child's ride, can no longer be enjoyed because now all you can think about is the racist Native American character that is missing. This shit is bleak:

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Disney is in the process of taking the woke scalpel to the Jungle Cruise. Trader Sam is out because he might offend certain people. Every grown-up in the room realizes that Trader Sam is not a representation of reality and is meant as a funny and silly caricature. It is no more based in racism than every Disney caricature of an out-of-touch white American dad.

The next time I ride Jungle Cruise I will not be thinking about the gloriously entertaining puns of the skippers, I will be thinking about Disney’s political agenda. That’s a mood killer.

Poor bastard. I know there is a thread on the site about Disney World, I haven't read it so I don't know the vibe. No offense to anyone but grown adults who make Disney a huge part of their identity are weird as shit to me.

My daughter is just getting old enough where she would enjoy a theme park and I'm dreading it. I'll value seeing her face light up and her excitement whenever we go but as soon as she grows into being old enough to enjoy real travel we are never going back. I can't imagine an annual trip with teenagers to Disney World or thinking that trip was actually about me and not my kid.