Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[washparkhorn 9939]

 

[brakeman 28514]

 

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4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

[cactusflinthead 27615]

Can you even call them dwarves?

[atomheartbevo 90057]

So I'm not the only one who referred to Ric Flair's dick as "Space Mountain?"

 

[cactusflinthead 27615]

I am going to go see those fuckers if they show up in Texas.

Dollar says it's Austin. 

[brakeman 28514]

 

[Bullneck 19320]

 

 

[workswithseed 2140]

18 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Wonder if Disney will thank public security bureau in the city of Turpan again.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33938]

On 4/23/2021 at 10:25 PM, cactusflinthead said:

I am going to go see those fuckers if they show up in Texas.

Dollar says it's Austin. 

Saw them in 2018 or 2019, I dunno, I'm high a lot. They were great. Highly recommend.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20644]

[Bullneck 19320]

We haven't seen this one in a while.  Posting for old time's sake:

 

[GRHorn 105]

The original tweet for reference. 

and the reply. Lol

 

[fattyflattie 4639]

The fuck is a plant based beer?  

[B00M 6584]

15 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The fuck is a plant based beer?  

My beers are all meat based you pussies

[Bullneck 19320]

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

My beers are all meat based you pussies

Damn right, Bob Swerski.  Have another sausage infused Pilsner.  

[washparkhorn 9939]

33 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The fuck is a plant based beer?  

Kumis. The Mongol Hordes thrived on it (and cannibalism). It is an acquired taste.

 

[Willfully Horn 8091]

11 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Kumis. The Mongol Hordes thrived on it (and cannibalism). It is an acquired taste.

 

Rupert Isaacson’s story about traveling to Mongolia comes to mind.
Go to North Siberia. Keep going North. Don’t stop. Don’t you stop.

 

Shaman helps autistic boy control his bodily functions. Lots of fermented mare’s milk in the tale.

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2121]

Found this interesting. John Mulaney was making “poor mans image of a rich man” jokes about Trump way back in ‘09. 
 

 

 

[GRHorn 105]

9 hours ago, GRHorn said:

The original tweet for reference. 

and the reply. Lol

 

Negging this post just shows how ridiculous some of y’all are. 

[Willfully Horn 8091]

[cactusflinthead 27615]

 

[Willfully Horn 8091]

 

TFW:

[Guest Lobo]

I think Kenyan is one of the last nationalities on her blowjob bingo atlas.  My god, what a fucking whore.  

[atomheartbevo 90057]

7 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

TFW:

I don’t think I’ve seen any photos or video where she was that happy around Donnie.  

[brakeman 28514]

 

[Willfully Horn 8091]

 

[Guest Lobo]

I thought the peeing section was on Melania Trump.  Wait, which Trump is it that is into the Golden Showers thing?  

[Biff Tannen 45769]

5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

It’s called the kiddie pool and is separate from the larger pool and is filled with ignorant dipshits that don’t know better than to not pee on themselves. We should send all of these people to Florida and not let them leave. 

[Willfully Horn 8091]

14 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I thought the peeing section was on Melania Trump.  Wait, which Trump is it that is into the Golden Showers thing?  

[Willfully Horn 8091]

[GRHorn 105]

 

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2121]

16 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

Lol. This made me google knife fight to see what story I missed. I’m in awe of the self confidence people have when they tweet.  gimme 280 characters, and I can convince you a cop literally stopping a murder is in the wrong. 

[brakeman 28514]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33938]

[Bullneck 19320]

 

 

[TexasMan 11280]

 

[Steamboat1874 4153]

11 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Horrifying?.......Not really.

Stupid? ...... Fucking YES !

 

[brakeman 28514]

sex blimps!

fuck you, lasagna!

[cactusflinthead 27615]

A thousand by this time tomorrow. A thousand memes

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[brakeman 28514]

[Willfully Horn 8091]

[Willfully Horn 8091]

[TheStoicPaisano 9940]

 

[TexasMan 11280]

 

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[Bullneck 19320]

Another great post from GRU.  Got any ideas about Melania?

[workswithseed 2140]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Another great post from GRU.  Got any ideas about Melania?

I don't know. Did she enslave prisoners to fight fires?