Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

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[Willfully Horn 8091]

34 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Loocoboros 

[Brisketexan 105575]

That one’s not even satire.

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That one’s not even satire.

Nope.

[brakeman 28512]

[atomheartbevo 90054]

11 minutes ago, brakeman said:

They had better know how to shoot, if they want to hunt down somebody to mate with them.

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If over 18:

1, 2, 4, 3, 5.  & 5 Looks like she can easily dunk on me.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

They had better know how to shoot, if they want to hunt down somebody to mate with them.

 

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

Hell yeah.

[Guest Lobo]

3 of those young women will be teen moms and armed to the teeth well before they are legally permitted to buy beer. 

[Gatorubet 30406]

3 of those young women will be teen moms and armed to the teeth well before they are legally permitted to buy beer. 

A life of twins and pestering Earl Jr. not to forget the store-brand hamburger helper awaits.

[DigglerontheHoof 21284]

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

A life of twins and pestering Earl Jr. not to forget the store-brand hamburger helper awaits.

[wildcat09 29453]

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

Anyone else find this to be beyond depressing?

[brakeman 28512]

Just now, wildcat09 said:

Anyone else find this to be beyond depressing?

solid parenting

#stop the steal.

[brakeman 28512]

5 minutes ago, brakeman said:

solid parenting

#stop the steal.

You know there is somebody who had to drive those girls to the gun shop. c'mon merica. 

"Where are we going Daddy?"

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

51 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Anyone else find this to be beyond depressing?

Praise be!  Gilead is just around the corner. 

[Guest Lobo]

25 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Praise be!  Gilead is just around the corner. 

Oh no, see...the government can't oppress them because they'll bear arms to stop the movement. 

Oh wait, they're enslaving each other...so it's cool.  No harm, same team.  Drop your weapons ladies.  

If we're half smart about this, we can get the MAQA nation to go to war with itself and save us all a lot of trouble.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

23 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Oh no, see...the government can't oppress them because they'll bear arms to stop the movement. 

Oh wait, they're enslaving each other...so it's cool.  No harm, same team.  Drop your weapons ladies.  

If we're half smart about this, we can get the MAQA nation to go to war with itself and save us all a lot of trouble.  

There's a bit in Tolkien about this, when the orcs are having a go at each other. "These maggot folk" will drop their quarrels in a heartbeat if there's libs to be owned.

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52 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Praise be!  Gilead is just around the corner. 

Tenagra, when the walls fell.

[Brisketexan 105575]

Tenagra, when the walls fell.

Shaka, when the walls fell, dude.

Darmok and Jalad were at Tenagra.

[Guest Lobo]

Then, Howie survive?

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Shaka, when the walls fell, dude.

Darmok and Jalad were at Tenagra.

Well, shit.

[Gatorubet 30406]

Shaka, when the walls fell, dude.

Darmok and Jalad were at Tenagra.

Polk Jalad Annie. Gator got your grannie...

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[TexasMan 11277]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33921]

I tried searching for "I don't get it" and those two came up, so there you go

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[TexasMan 11277]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I tried searching for "I don't get it" and those two came up, so there you go

A lot of people on Twitter had fun with this picture today 

 

 

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48 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

A lot of people on Twitter had fun with this picture today 

 

 

There's only one definitive film or documentary series about Oklahoma:

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Okay, that’s funny.  

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[Walden Ponderer 12639]

How thick can you get? Infrastructure breaks cause a gasoline shortage, so let's blame the guy who wants us to fix our infrastructure. Stupid beyond belief.

[Guest Lobo]

the ransomware attack on the pipeline was sent into motion during the Trump administration just as the September 11th attack was developed under the nose of Clinton's DOJ.  The truly evil take their time and have no problem doing it.  

[TheStoicPaisano 9940]

Fun thread if you can laugh at the absurd.

Edited May 13, 2021 by TheStoicPaisano

[brakeman 28512]

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USA!

USA!

USA!

[Pato del Muerto 52878]

12 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

Hey you actually posted a good one!  Hope it lasts. 

9 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

Ah well. Nevertheless. 

['stache 21904]

On 5/11/2021 at 6:41 AM, Lobo said:

3 of those young women will be teen moms and armed to the teeth well before they are legally permitted to buy beer. 

That's a huge underestimation. I'd wager that at least 3 of them are currently moms or pregnant (or will be immediately after this prom). All five will have multiple kids by age 21, and half will be divorced.

[brakeman 28512]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Okay, that’s funny.  

Is it? could we see even more hate crime?

I agree it gave me a little chuckle . 

but beating foreigners

"not white people" is not the answer.

 

[brakeman 28512]

 

 

Edited May 13, 2021 by brakeman

[brakeman 28512]

21 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

 

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2 hours ago, brakeman said:

Fuck off, Canadian.