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Guest Lobo
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Can't perform an abortion if there's no power to the clinic.  Abbott playing 4-D chess while you fucker's fumbling around with the checker pieces. 

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What if I'm the kind of person that always brings in a cart with me & specifically goes for the loose ones that are left in a bad spot for a handicapped parking space?

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Guest Lobo
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still funny to me even though he's having a TIA in real time:

https://www.indy100.com/video/news/trump-appears-to-say-i-love-everybody-during-white-house-briefing-fpOwkfNb

I can never find the one that came out almost precisely a year ago.  It was Trump welcoming myriad Pharma CEO's to the Rose Garden.  And he tries to say both their surnames and the names of the companies they represent and it comes out sounding like Marlee Matlin trying to riff her way to a gold medal at Hip Hop open mic night. 



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