Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

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[Zeus 6019]

oh wait it's real

 

 

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

 

 

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[TexasMan 10891]

 

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[tchookem 3900]

"Yeah, but if we stop drilling holes it'll put the hole drillers out of work."

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

13 hours ago, brakeman said:

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I think this meme speaks of the division within our United States.

@Longhorn_Fan68

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

35 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

i think it means US loves F1 racing.

[DigglerontheHoof 21186]

2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

i think it means US loves F1 racing.

or crazy straws...which are pretty cool 

[Guest Lobo]

Or miles Davis album covers, which is the coolest 

Edited March 21, 2022 by Lobo

[brakeman 28359]

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[TexasMan 10891]

 

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[Johnny Sack 8397]

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Sam Elliot has to be furious how much his image is co-opted by regards on the right. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

why do you want to suppress free speech?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

 

[elfenix 34230]

 

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

 

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4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why do you want to suppress free speech?

You think public school K-12 teachers have the right to free speech while they are teaching in the classroom?  If you do, you are mistaken.

They can be told what to teach and what not to teach by the state. And if they do not do what they are told, they can be fired and lack any first amendment protections.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

30 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You think public school K-12 teachers have the right to free speech while they are teaching in the classroom?  If you do, you are mistaken.

They can be told what to teach and what not to teach by the state. And if they do not do what they are told, they can be fired and lack any first amendment protections

Most of the bad laws made in this country are made for purely political reasons and not to better society or to solve an actual problem. This is one of those laws. There isn’t a gay agenda in the classroom of kindergarteners. 

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[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

He uses two hands to eat a tiny little sip of yogurt.  He gargles like the guy who gargles his balls who gargles like the Americans who gargle his balls.  

tl:dr...lotta ball gargling.

[Dutchrudder 11137]

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[Foosters 17850]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Most of the bad laws made in this country are made for purely political reasons and not to better society or to solve an actual problem. This is one of those laws. There isn’t a gay agenda in the classroom of kindergarteners. 

He knows that. He gets off on the infliction of pain. 

God forbid a child of his ever struggles with sexual or gender identity. 

[TexasEd 8066]

On 3/17/2022 at 11:10 AM, workswithseed said:

https://twitter.com/NatetheLawyer/status/1504485617228419077?s=20&t=LKimh3hPW60weP24Wm7Cuw

 

 

Why wont it insert?

because you touch yourself

 

 

[TexasEd 8066]

18 hours ago, workswithseed said:

 

I'm confused, Is this his relator business commercial?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Most of the bad laws made in this country are made for purely political reasons and not to better society or to solve an actual problem. This is one of those laws. There isn’t a gay agenda in the classroom of kindergarteners. 

I read the law and see nothing objectionable.  I suspect if they read Florida’s law and not false editorializing on it that the majority of our country would agree k-3rd isn’t appropriate to be indoctrinated by public school teachers with the alphabet mafia agenda.  Most parents don’t want their elementary school kids being forced into a pride parade by woke teachers like we saw in AISD.  Well I mean most of the parents I know at least.  I’m sure the cloak roam freak show loves it. 

[Anastasis 23469]

Godspeed sweet prince.

 

 

 

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