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The Ancient Greeks were very well known for their adamant support of firearms.  I think we all remember Athena, Goddess of the Hunt.  Jeff, the God of Biscuits.  And Dwayne, the God of AR rifles.  I believe his chant is "IT StANDS FOR ARMALITE, dammiT!"  

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Is that brown thing at the top of the stairs the thing Indiana Jones tried to steal at the start of "Raiders of the Lost Ark"?  

Donald...you throw me the idol...I throw you the pardon!  Adios, senor! 

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So the day pornstar Stormy Daniels might bring down FoxNews, Rupert marries pornstar Brandi Love.  

Nope, no simulation here.  Move along...

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Beer?  The man gets arrested/booked/arraigned/indicted and you think we're gonna indulge in some beers? 

I'm gonna snort lightning and gummy thunder.  My blood type is gonna be bourbon and coke, and I don't mean the soft drink.  Smoke 'em if you got 'em, see you fuckers on the ground! 

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