Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[brakeman 28,434]

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not sure where this belongs, but it is true.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

haha?

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18 hours ago, Mullet Free said:

 

Imma give it pos rep, despite the poster, because of the hat.  I don't get this fucking hat trend.  When that hat store opened up on Barton Springs Road a few years back, I thought, "even hipster dudes only buy 1 hat every few years...no way they make it."  I did not see the women buying 4 fashion hats per season coming.  They're killing it over there.  And yes, "Blessed."  

[Bullneck 19,212]

19 hours ago, Mullet Free said:

 

Nah, we're giving out FREE electric vehicles to the poors.  The 200% tax on cryto will pay for it.

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

lol, crypto.

[freyguy 4,302]

On 5/23/2023 at 3:49 PM, Mullet Free said:

 

[TexLonghorn 5,671]

[brakeman 28,434]

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7 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

Needs bigger heels on the boots. 

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[elfenix 34,334]

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[Brisketexan 105,382]

Imma give it pos rep, despite the poster, because of the hat.  I don't get this fucking hat trend.  When that hat store opened up on Barton Springs Road a few years back, I thought, "even hipster dudes only buy 1 hat every few years...no way they make it."  I did not see the women buying 4 fashion hats per season coming.  They're killing it over there.  And yes, "Blessed."  

I don’t even know what those big felt flat brim hats are called. My wife and I just call them “Instagram hats,” because they apparently compel the wearer, 90% of whom are named some spelling of “Ashley,” to take 1,000 selfies for her Instagram page wearing that goddamned hat.

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Yeah, it was a brilliant business model.  Somebody just suggested, "Oh no, you can't buy one.  You have to buy four at a time, otherwise we can't sell to you.  And some gal said okay and here we are.  Penniless and insane.  While Big Felt is awash in cash and marketing prowess.  I missed out so much fucking money by having a sense of ethics and limited visors.  

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That would make a great alcoholic energy drink.

4FLORIDA, NOW WITH 4x THE FLORIDA!  

Florida man is obviously drinking some insane concoction of booze and caffeine.  May as well package it and make a few $.

Edited May 29, 2023 by YGIFS

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14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I don’t even know what those big felt flat brim hats are called. My wife and I just call them “Instagram hats,” because they apparently compel the wearer, 90% of whom are named some spelling of “Ashley,” to take 1,000 selfies for her Instagram page wearing that goddamned hat.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

was gonna put this in the lol pic thread, but too many people would probably get butthurt

 

[YGIFS 19,452]

Sounds like a divine date rape going on then.

[NWBuck 8,587]

51 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

was gonna put this in the lol pic thread, but too many people would probably get butthurt

 

Ummm... God didn't even raise His own kid.

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1 hour ago, NWBuck said:

Ummm... God didn't even raise His own kid.

I dunno about that.  He showed up at the end when his son got all famous.  Like a dad who suddenly reappears in his son's life when he declares early for the draft.

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[Born to Run 6,569]

Easy Choice. I'm backing the blue and red and having food available to the brave men and women that put out the fire and investigate this horrible tragedy.

[brakeman 28,434]

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Put a little mustard on it, I believe they call that "dogging"  or docking.  Not sure, soft g

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

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Just normal shit from an ex prez. Holy shit. 

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Edited June 4, 2023 by Bullneck

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It's worth following the link: 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CtAXSLhPvoW/?hl=en

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