Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[brakeman 28359]

[PRONG HORN 3141]

[YGIFS 19449]

Politics aside, and I know facts aren't your jam.  But you realize there's no such thing as "International Women's Month."  There's an "International Women's Day" and there's a "Women's History Month."  

But hey, Mother's Day is fast approaching.  So would be a good time to double-down on banning IVF, pregnancy care, family planning access, etc.  Or maybe some flowers.  Your call.  

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2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So would be a good time to double-down on banning IVF, pregnancy care, family planning access, etc.  Or maybe some flowers. 

 

 Speaking of facts, did you see the dick?    

 

 

 

[YGIFS 19449]

what locker room you been loitering in, you think that's what a dick is shaped like?  

Actually if you think about it, the dark part kinda looks like the elongated hand of George Muresan doing a "Hook Em" sign.  

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Are you dick shaming that poor woman?

 

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Dibs on "Dick Shaming" for band name and/or the mushroom salad at the Trump Presidential Library cafe

[Hmbre97 6305]

34 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Are you dick shaming that poor woman?

 

 

Why are you so obsessed with dicks? 

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Why not give the silhouette two dicks and let Trump jerk 'em off to a YMCA song at his next rally, with no hint of irony?  

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That might just give him the edge he needs.  

 

[YGIFS 19449]

He’s probably into edging considering the edge is the extent of his dick.  

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[brakeman 28359]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

if only

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Edited May 3 by PRONG HORN

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

what was cut out of that cartoon? seems like it said something else and someone edited it. weak.

Edited May 3 by Longhorn_Fan68

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[brakeman 28359]

[YGIFS 19449]

I'm sorry your honor, I'm Stephanie Clifford.  "Tits McGee" has the night off.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

[YGIFS 19449]

Well obviously I'd bet on the Lobster that doesn't have it's claws/pincers bound by rubber-bands.  

Shit, there's  a severed toe due to rubber band abuse by MTG as a child on the beach joke in here somewhere.  Dammit.  Group huddle........

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[YGIFS 19449]

President Hoover, "I, State your Name.  With liberty and fraternity for all..." /animalhouse  

[Brisketexan 105082]

President Hoover, "I, State your Name.  With liberty and fraternity for all..." /animalhouse  

Exact vibe I got. And I’d vote for a dude from Delta house.

[YGIFS 19449]

I thought you were pre-med?  

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[brakeman 28359]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

[Hmbre97 6305]

20 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

A still image from his next video:

 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

false. trump doesn't drink. another lie

[YGIFS 19449]

On 5/11/2024 at 3:31 AM, PRONG HORN said:

We obviously don't know one another IRL, but I think you're probably smart enough to understand the difference.  Some smart kids who were/are undocumented got into some public colleges and very well likely improved the overall community, job market, and academic prowess based on merit and hustle.  Some other people committed massive financial fraud.  I do more work in higher ed in a week than you'll do your entire life.  For once, just sit back and enjoy the twisted irony.  The "pull yourselves up by your bootstraps" brown people actually did just that and our economy is better off because of it.  And the white, entitled, financial criminals got caught.  Extra bonus-they may be some "Caged Heat" Aunt Becky porn out there we can illegally download soon.  

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

false. trump doesn't drink. another lie

I respect his life choice.  I'm not to judge addiction---but come on...I'd rather that dude trade a few beers for what is obviously a clear and present addiction to massive amounts of pharmaceutical drugs.  

There are days where I don't know if I'm better off drunk or sober.  But then, I don't have a chance to be in control of a nuclear arsenal again.  At this point, I really don't know if he's better on or off his meds.  He's clearly bat-shit insane and in cognitive decline.  But part of me thinks, he didn't throw everything into even more chaos from 2017 on because he was being more medicated/sedated than usual...without him knowing.  

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On 5/13/2024 at 3:27 PM, YGIFS said:

Extra bonus-they may be some "Caged Heat" Aunt Becky porn out there we can illegally download soon.  

It's been on a loop in my head for years.

[YGIFS 19449]

Yeah, your mom's been giving me loopy head for years.  Or something.  Dammit, I had this.  

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[brakeman 28359]

[Restless Native 315]

14 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

The only time I could see Trump wearing a helmet like that is if it's raining and he forgot his red hat.

[brakeman 28359]

[brakeman 28359]

[Born to Run 6569]

I respect his life choice.  I'm not to judge addiction---but come on...I'd rather that dude trade a few beers for what is obviously a clear and present addiction to massive amounts of pharmaceutical drugs.  
There are days where I don't know if I'm better off drunk or sober.  But then, I don't have a chance to be in control of a nuclear arsenal again.  At this point, I really don't know if he's better on or off his meds.  He's clearly bat-shit insane and in cognitive decline.  But part of me thinks, he didn't throw everything into even more chaos from 2017 on because he was being more medicated/sedated than usual...without him knowing.  

His sleeping through his trial is clearly due to a medication adjustment. He couldn't shut up otherwise. Better Dotard through chemistry. *

He still sucks, but he used to too.

[YGIFS 19449]

Pos rep for Hedberg callback.  
 

He never did much political material, but I imagine he’d have a field day with Trump