Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

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3 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Is that a bong in his hoodie pouch?

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Not exactly a "meme", but the red hatted idjits definitely fall for nonsense like this.

Sure, Team Donkey sends out bullshit "4× match" & "600% match" nonsense as well... however this one seems extra stupid 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33881]

yikes

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[YGIFS 19452]

There's that one meme of a kid's book that's titled something like "Everybody I don't agree with is a Nazi."  and then there's another one with a kid looking at an engine that something like "Everything I don't know is Woke." 

Somebody needs to come up with one of an illustrated Trump look at like a pile of legal documents, or the Constitution, or a stack of election ballots with the title "Everything I don't understand is Rigged!"  

 

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lol, trump would shit his pants if someone handed him a gun. it would be no different than any other activity he partakes in, but this time he would be shitting from fear

[brakeman 28401]

Donnie probably could not even get his little hand around the grip and still reach the trigger.

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Yeah, I know he "attended" a military academy for a portion of his high school tenure.  And I was surprised to learn he still owned 2 or 3 handguns after he was convicted.  But I've never seen him do anything athletic or competitive, other than cheat at golf.  So good point, with those tiny hands, no range time because Secret Service won't allow him to be in a venue like that, and wearing that goofy ass ladies sports-watch, how the hell would even handle a weapon properly?  I mean, I guess maybe get lucky and he accidentally shoot himself on the toilet..

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With all the child stroking clips of Joe out there, this is the first grown man stroke I've seen.  Dude handled it well.  

 

 

 

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Edited July 4 by brakeman

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On 7/1/2024 at 2:14 PM, YGIFS said:

There's that one meme of a kid's book that's titled something like "Everybody I don't agree with is George Soros." 

 

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17 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

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[Bojack 2081]

Canceled by his own party whereas Donald Trump who is on tape bragging about how he sexually assaults women in a manner that is consistent with the accounts of dozens of accusers is worshipped by Republicans. Good morning, @PRONG HORN

Edited July 5 by Bojack

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8 minutes ago, Bojack said:

he sexually assaults women in a manner that is consistent with the accusations of dozens of accusers

https://theweek.com/speedreads/541028/daily-show-cringes-joe-bidens-ladygroping

 

 

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On 7/5/2024 at 12:06 AM, PRONG HORN said:

https://theweek.com/speedreads/541028/daily-show-cringes-joe-bidens-ladygroping

 

 

Your guy is all over the Epstein stuff and almost certainly had sex with teen girls, might even have raped one or two of them forcibly.

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[YGIFS 19452]

I'll pledge my vote for Trump if you can provide just one photograph of him in the last half-century on a bicycle, jogging, swimming, hiking, or fishing.  You know...that stuff that "men" do?  

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Yeah!  Stuff like this manly man does, like fishing in his jeans.

 

[YGIFS 19452]

To be fair to Ted…I’ve fished many times in jeans.  But I would never weaR an Oxford dress shirt and child’s medium life preserver to fish.  Plus what the fuck with his right hand grip on the reel?  I mean I’ve had bad form when I go to wipe my hand of sweat or grab a drink but something tells me that’s how he always handles the reel.  I wonder if like carpal tunnel from jerking off Trump?

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