Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[washparkhorn 9935]

 

[brakeman 28252]

 

[atomheartbevo 89448]

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

[cactusflinthead 27594]

Can you even call them dwarves?

[atomheartbevo 89448]

So I'm not the only one who referred to Ric Flair's dick as "Space Mountain?"

 

[cactusflinthead 27594]

I am going to go see those fuckers if they show up in Texas.

Dollar says it's Austin. 

[brakeman 28252]

 

[Bullneck 18987]

 

 

[workswithseed 2037]

18 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Wonder if Disney will thank public security bureau in the city of Turpan again.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

On 4/23/2021 at 10:25 PM, cactusflinthead said:

I am going to go see those fuckers if they show up in Texas.

Dollar says it's Austin. 

Saw them in 2018 or 2019, I dunno, I'm high a lot. They were great. Highly recommend.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

[Bullneck 18987]

We haven't seen this one in a while.  Posting for old time's sake:

 

[GRHorn 105]

The original tweet for reference. 

and the reply. Lol

 

[fattyflattie 4636]

The fuck is a plant based beer?  

[B00M 6280]

15 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The fuck is a plant based beer?  

My beers are all meat based you pussies

[Bullneck 18987]

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

My beers are all meat based you pussies

Damn right, Bob Swerski.  Have another sausage infused Pilsner.  

[washparkhorn 9935]

33 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The fuck is a plant based beer?  

Kumis. The Mongol Hordes thrived on it (and cannibalism). It is an acquired taste.

 

[Willfully Horn 7915]

11 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Kumis. The Mongol Hordes thrived on it (and cannibalism). It is an acquired taste.

 

Rupert Isaacson’s story about traveling to Mongolia comes to mind.
Go to North Siberia. Keep going North. Don’t stop. Don’t you stop.

 

Shaman helps autistic boy control his bodily functions. Lots of fermented mare’s milk in the tale.

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2059]

Found this interesting. John Mulaney was making “poor mans image of a rich man” jokes about Trump way back in ‘09. 
 

 

 

[GRHorn 105]

9 hours ago, GRHorn said:

The original tweet for reference. 

and the reply. Lol

 

Negging this post just shows how ridiculous some of y’all are. 

[Willfully Horn 7915]

[cactusflinthead 27594]

 

[Willfully Horn 7915]

 

TFW:

[Guest Lobo]

I think Kenyan is one of the last nationalities on her blowjob bingo atlas.  My god, what a fucking whore.  

[atomheartbevo 89448]

7 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

TFW:

I don’t think I’ve seen any photos or video where she was that happy around Donnie.  

[brakeman 28252]

 

[Willfully Horn 7915]

 

[Guest Lobo]

I thought the peeing section was on Melania Trump.  Wait, which Trump is it that is into the Golden Showers thing?  

[Biff Tannen 45497]

5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

It’s called the kiddie pool and is separate from the larger pool and is filled with ignorant dipshits that don’t know better than to not pee on themselves. We should send all of these people to Florida and not let them leave. 

[Willfully Horn 7915]

14 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I thought the peeing section was on Melania Trump.  Wait, which Trump is it that is into the Golden Showers thing?  

[Willfully Horn 7915]

[GRHorn 105]

 

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2059]

16 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

Lol. This made me google knife fight to see what story I missed. I’m in awe of the self confidence people have when they tweet.  gimme 280 characters, and I can convince you a cop literally stopping a murder is in the wrong. 

[brakeman 28252]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

[Bullneck 18987]

 

 

[TexasMan 10786]

 

[Steamboat1874 4032]

11 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Horrifying?.......Not really.

Stupid? ...... Fucking YES !

 

[brakeman 28252]

sex blimps!

fuck you, lasagna!

[cactusflinthead 27594]

A thousand by this time tomorrow. A thousand memes

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[brakeman 28252]

[Willfully Horn 7915]

[Willfully Horn 7915]

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

 

[TexasMan 10786]

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[Bullneck 18987]

Another great post from GRU.  Got any ideas about Melania?

[workswithseed 2037]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Another great post from GRU.  Got any ideas about Melania?

I don't know. Did she enslave prisoners to fight fires?