Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[Gatorubet 30631]

Fuck off, Canadian.

Cut him some slack. He said any civilized country. He was not talking about us.

[Michael Knight 13187]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Idiocy, indeed.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

On 5/12/2021 at 12:57 PM, GRHorn said:

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

wow, that might be your worst offering yet. well done, I think

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

What the fuck is Chef's Pencil?  Newark and Columbus have better BBQ than anywhere in Texas?  Okay.  

I guess Buffalo and San Diego opted out of the survey to make it fair to the other cities.  

[brakeman 28646]

10 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

if you surf tripadvisor...

this is where it's at.

[brakeman 28646]

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wow, that might be your worst offering yet. well done, I think

nope, with GRHorn  

his best is still in front of him.

[Sawbonz 28081]

12 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

And some of y’all wonder how we wound up with trump

[TexLonghorn 5737]

[TexLonghorn 5737]

[workswithseed 2201]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

And some of y’all wonder how we wound up with trump

I'm kinda curious what bbq joint is so damn good in fucking Seattle.

[washparkhorn 9967]

41 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I'm kinda curious what bbq joint is so damn good in fucking Seattle.

Probably Jack's. https://jacksbbq.com/about/

 

[workswithseed 2201]

5 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Probably Jack's. https://jacksbbq.com/about/

 

He might be aggy, but I'm willing. I also don't understand how a Texas bbq in a different state is better than Texas bbq in Texas.

Edited May 14, 2021 by workswithseed

[GRHorn 105]

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

wat?

[TheStoicPaisano 9948]

 

[JimmyJames 12271]

7 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

Seriously. How much do you make per post? 5 rubles? 2 cents? Just curious.

[JimmyJames 12271]

7 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wat?

GRU horn is not a real person. So don’t bother asking.

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

It sure is deflating to get to a string of his posts after being more or less entertained by the content previous. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Jared Leto is the best MTG.

[GRHorn 105]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Why am I never surprised to see the username after I see something and go, "My God, that's stupid."

[Orale 1176]

46 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

Drug addiction. Hilarious! You're a soulless piece of shit.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

38 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Why am I never surprised to see the username after I see something and go, "My God, that's stupid."

Because you used to live in Brazos County so you've got an expert eye?

[GRHorn 105]

1 hour ago, Orale said:

Drug addiction. Hilarious! You're a soulless piece of shit.

it's just a joke, even if you think it's a bad one. don't be such a pussy.

[cam4mav 772]

On 5/14/2021 at 12:01 AM, washparkhorn said:

Probably Jack's. https://jacksbbq.com/about/

 

 

On 5/14/2021 at 12:05 AM, workswithseed said:

He might be aggy, but I'm willing. I also don't understand how a Texas bbq in a different state is better than Texas bbq in Texas.

this is the last thread I'd expect to find out about a bbq place in Seattle that I didn't know about but that's dope. I'll have to check it out. Haven't liked anything much except Pecos in SODO across from Starbucks HQ. 

 

There is a place with a big ass TEXAS BBQ sign near my house in north Seattle.... they don't even have a fucking smoker. It's Texas "style" sauce according to the owner..... 

I've considered arson on multiple occasions.

Also that stupid ass list was flawed from the start. It's customer ratings based. Obviously Seattle does not have better bbq than Texas. People up here wouldn't know decent from great, so reviews skew high. Versus a knowledgeable user base being more critical, reviews skew down. I already went on a rant about when I saw it on twitter a few days ago 😅

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13619]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13619]

On 5/14/2021 at 11:42 AM, GRHorn said:

 

"LET'S DO A JOINT CYBER-SECURITY TASK FORCE WITH RUSSIA!"

[NWBuck 8619]

8 hours ago, cam4mav said:

 

this is the last thread I'd expect to find out about a bbq place in Seattle that I didn't know about but that's dope. I'll have to check it out. Haven't liked anything much except Pecos in SODO across from Starbucks HQ. 

 

There is a place with a big ass TEXAS BBQ sign near my house in north Seattle.... they don't even have a fucking smoker. It's Texas "style" sauce according to the owner.....

😅

Jack's is about the best I've found here, although Wood Shop is close. 

I can walk to a place advertising Texas bbq... Dude from California who smokes "off site". Just the worst. 

 

 

 

[cam4mav 772]

Jack's is about the best I've found here, although Wood Shop is close. 
I can walk to a place advertising Texas bbq... Dude from California who smokes "off site". Just the worst. 
 
 
 

Near Northgate? That place is balls

I'll def check out Jack's

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[NWBuck 8619]

48 minutes ago, cam4mav said:

Near Northgate? That place is balls

I'll def check out Jack's

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Nope. Shoreline. 

But yeah, that place off Holman is a joke too. 

[Guest Lobo]

On 5/15/2021 at 11:46 AM, GRHorn said:

 

This meme is funny to me.  After two years of relentless hounding of Hunter Biden and his laptops and foreign trips, the worst that Trumpers could get him to admit was, "Sorry for partying."  Meantime, Eric, Don Jr., and Jared have been investigated for much more serious shit and are about to start facing real penalties. 

And again, GRhorn...I have to remind you that I have personally witnessed Don, Jr. in Austin doing comical amounts of drugs.  Doesn't really instill a lot of patriotic faith in a former Republican to watch the son of a President staring into text messages from his dad that contain god knows what kinda sensitive information, at an outdoor gathering, while the screen itself illuminates Don Jr.s face to reveal at least a half gram strewn across his face and nose that he didn't bother to check on his way out the bathroom.  

[ROFL BOX 6654]

Wake UUUUUUUUUUUUp, sheeple!  Wake up!

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

[Guest Lobo]

You must have been a smash on the Borscht Belt. 

[brakeman 28646]

[GRHorn 105]

 

[brakeman 28646]

[Guest Lobo]

You got a weird definition of comic relief, dude.  

I guess a male Auschwitz survivor would be, at the youngest, 80 years old.  And safely assuming his entire family was evacuated in the camp, he reaches 18 years of age somewhere in Europe, under the Marshall Plan.  Under 'Right of Return', he moves to Israel in the late 1960's.  There he fulfills his obligation to the IDF and completes university.  Whereupon he attends flight school with the IAF.  He spends 50 years having children and grandchildren, one of whom moves to New York.  So that he can then fly bombing sorties over Gaza in 2021?  Ah yes, now I see the humorous things here.  Funny  

Edited May 18, 2021 by Lobo

[Biff Tannen 46061]

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

Am I missing the joke?

[atomheartbevo 90546]

4 minutes ago, brakeman said:

I don't even care what the sign says.

[brakeman 28646]

16 minutes ago, brakeman said:

yep sirs, wrong board.

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

30 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Grandpa is pretty spry if he’s old enough to have survived auschwitz and he’s out bombing Gaza right now. 

Edited May 18, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[seven 1368]

I think it's literal, the grandpa did not survive 

[brakeman 28646]

[ROFL BOX 6654]

I don't even care what the sign says.

You're assuming she has teeth behind that mask.

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