Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[brakeman 28646]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[ROFL BOX 6654]

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Horry sheet... apparently Connecticut was originally larger than Alaska?

Surveying Connecticut's Borders | Connecticut History | a CTHumanities Project

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

[Guest Lobo]

Can't perform an abortion if there's no power to the clinic.  Abbott playing 4-D chess while you fucker's fumbling around with the checker pieces. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Can't perform an abortion if there's no power to the clinic.  Abbott playing 4-D chess while you fucker's fumbling around with the checker pieces. 

King me!

[Willfully Horn 8204]

 

Funny, that.

[HenryJames 67116]

 

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[ROFL BOX 6654]

What if I'm the kind of person that always brings in a cart with me & specifically goes for the loose ones that are left in a bad spot for a handicapped parking space?

[brakeman 28646]

[Willfully Horn 8204]

[Willfully Horn 8204]

[brakeman 28646]

5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

and that's all.

[Willfully Horn 8204]

4 minutes ago, brakeman said:

and that's all.

[brakeman 28646]

[Bullneck 19454]

On 5/17/2021 at 9:29 PM, Lobo said:

You must have been a smash on the Borscht Belt. 

In Isreal.

[NWBuck 8619]

6 hours ago, brakeman said:

Now do it with "terrorists" 

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[brakeman 28646]

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[brakeman 28646]

[immortal13 4059]

Edited May 24, 2021 by immortal13
What a fucking moron

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

[Guest Lobo]

still funny to me even though he's having a TIA in real time:

https://www.indy100.com/video/news/trump-appears-to-say-i-love-everybody-during-white-house-briefing-fpOwkfNb

I can never find the one that came out almost precisely a year ago.  It was Trump welcoming myriad Pharma CEO's to the Rose Garden.  And he tries to say both their surnames and the names of the companies they represent and it comes out sounding like Marlee Matlin trying to riff her way to a gold medal at Hip Hop open mic night. 

[brakeman 28646]

[brakeman 28646]

Just now, brakeman said:

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Edited May 25, 2021 by Willfully Horn
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[brakeman 28646]

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[brakeman 28646]

A Marine holds the door as Gianna Floyd, the daughter of George Floyd, walks into the White House.

[Willfully Horn 8204]

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[GRHorn 105]

 

[ROFL BOX 6654]

*roll call

...However this kinda does fit their role these days.

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[ROFL BOX 6654]

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That may very well be the smartest thing you've ever posted in this thread.

[Jiggy-Z 3506]

On 5/27/2021 at 4:14 AM, Willfully Horn said:

Seems a little unorthodox. 

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8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

^ ^

That may very well be the smartest thing you've ever posted in this thread.

[GRHorn 105]

 

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