Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[brakeman 28245]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[ROFL BOX 6647]

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Horry sheet... apparently Connecticut was originally larger than Alaska?

Surveying Connecticut's Borders | Connecticut History | a CTHumanities Project

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

[Guest Lobo]

Can't perform an abortion if there's no power to the clinic.  Abbott playing 4-D chess while you fucker's fumbling around with the checker pieces. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Can't perform an abortion if there's no power to the clinic.  Abbott playing 4-D chess while you fucker's fumbling around with the checker pieces. 

King me!

[Willfully Horn 7913]

 

Funny, that.

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[ROFL BOX 6647]

What if I'm the kind of person that always brings in a cart with me & specifically goes for the loose ones that are left in a bad spot for a handicapped parking space?

[brakeman 28245]

[Willfully Horn 7913]

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[brakeman 28245]

5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

and that's all.

[Willfully Horn 7913]

4 minutes ago, brakeman said:

and that's all.

[brakeman 28245]

[Bullneck 18987]

On 5/17/2021 at 9:29 PM, Lobo said:

You must have been a smash on the Borscht Belt. 

In Isreal.

[NWBuck 8547]

6 hours ago, brakeman said:

Now do it with "terrorists" 

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[brakeman 28245]

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[brakeman 28245]

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Edited May 24, 2021 by immortal13
What a fucking moron

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

[Guest Lobo]

still funny to me even though he's having a TIA in real time:

https://www.indy100.com/video/news/trump-appears-to-say-i-love-everybody-during-white-house-briefing-fpOwkfNb

I can never find the one that came out almost precisely a year ago.  It was Trump welcoming myriad Pharma CEO's to the Rose Garden.  And he tries to say both their surnames and the names of the companies they represent and it comes out sounding like Marlee Matlin trying to riff her way to a gold medal at Hip Hop open mic night. 

[brakeman 28245]

[brakeman 28245]

Just now, brakeman said:

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Edited May 25, 2021 by Willfully Horn
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[brakeman 28245]

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[brakeman 28245]

A Marine holds the door as Gianna Floyd, the daughter of George Floyd, walks into the White House.

[Willfully Horn 7913]

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[ROFL BOX 6647]

*roll call

...However this kinda does fit their role these days.

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[ROFL BOX 6647]

^ ^

That may very well be the smartest thing you've ever posted in this thread.

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

On 5/27/2021 at 4:14 AM, Willfully Horn said:

Seems a little unorthodox. 

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8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

^ ^

That may very well be the smartest thing you've ever posted in this thread.

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