Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[EMAWesome 101]

[TexasMan 10,838]

 

[TexasBeta 1,261]

Trump paid Stormy $130K. Stormy might pay Trump's attorneys $342K (currently being appealed). Trump is still out $130K, for banging a pornstar once, "art of the deal" indeed.  

Still had sex.

[maninblack 7,974]

[maninblack 7,974]

[maninblack 7,974]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,853]

Ok, that's fucking funny

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,853]

Seriously

[EMAWesome 101]

[Prepuce of Doom 21,019]

Your brain is damaged if you think that is in any way funny, clever, or amusing. 

[EMAWesome 101]

What if I think it is accurate?

[Prepuce of Doom 21,019]

Then we have yet another point of evidence concerning your intellect.

Re-read the thread title, you semi-literate buttfuck. 

[Chad Fuck 17,590]

If there was a thread about un-funny tweets and memes, EMA would so be owning it.

Also, that "by this much" is pretty fucking funny.

 

[Fozzz 152]

[Guest Lobo]

Austin Voters: Are you sure raising taxes to pay for affordable housing makes housing more affordable? 

Proposition A:  Hold my beer.  

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Didn't realize Rutgers made a line of refrigerated biscuits.  What a prolific university!

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,853]

[Guest Lobo]

Your lack of understanding of the Rio Grande Valley is funnier than your post.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,853]

[maninblack 7,974]

How bad does the other person have to be to lose to a dead man?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,366]

8 minutes ago, maninblack said:

How bad does the other person have to be to lose to a dead man?

A literal pimp in the desert...no wait, that was the dead man.

[TexasMan 10,838]

[williemackgarza 1,826]

That acosta shit is funny.
Sniveling little prick is an attention whore bigger than trump.
Everyone would be losing their mind if a fox reporter woulda pushed away an obama intern.

[Agent47 157]

Obama NEVER behaved like Trump did in that press conference. Trump instigated it. On purpose.

Btw. Trump didn't pee on whores. Whores peed on Trump. Trump is into getting golden showers.

Most right wingers are into S&M. And rape.

[Incredulity 11,568]

16 minutes ago, Agent47 said:

Obama NEVER behaved like Trump did in that press conference. Trump instigated it. On purpose.

Btw. Trump didn't pee on whores. Whores peed on Trump. Trump is into getting golden showers.

Most right wingers are into S&M. And rape.

When did you stop molesting children?

[Agent47 157]

Is that a question for Roy Moore? Or the Pope?

Children molest me. I'm an easy lay.

 

[Facemask 103]

Obama NEVER behaved like Trump did in that press conference. Trump instigated it. On purpose.
Btw. Trump didn't pee on whores. Whores peed on Trump. Trump is into getting golden showers.
Most right wingers are into S&M. And rape.

Psycho

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[Agent47 157]

"American" Psycho.

God bless me.

[Agent47 157]

American Psychos btw are exceptional psychos. We win at all the psycho competitions. USA! USA! USA! Etc.

But we're not as psycho as we used to be. We have to make American Psychos Great Again.

Remember when OJ won all those gold medals in front of Hitler. Showed him.

[Agent47 157]

Republicans aren't funny. 

Dilbert is as funny as you get, and Dilbert isn't funny. 

[Stella Link 534]

6 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

Would someone PLEASE buy Chris Christie a tent dress??

[Born to Run 6,568]

Still had sex.

If you’re not a gross, dumb piece of shit it is possible to have lots of consensual sex your entire life with willing women ... for free!

[Agent47 157]

19 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

 

Please, that is funny.

Not really. It's just a physical insult. Like making fun of Michelle Obama's butt.

Make fun of a concept. Using dead pan sarcasm. Like Dilbert does. That's as funny as you guys get.

[TexasMan 10,838]

JFC, the liberals in this thread bitching about any and every post that besmirches their party. Yea some of them aren't funny, but not everything is going to land. 

Get over yourselves for one (1) goddamn thread in this forum and try to have fun with it. 

[Chad Fuck 17,590]

12 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Would someone PLEASE buy Chris Christie a tent dress??

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,098]

18 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

It appears he already is.

[AtticusFinch 155]

On 10/31/2018 at 12:09 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I hope you have someone there to hold you when Trump gets ushered out in handcuffs.

I dont think anyone cares.  I hope you have a safe space to go to when he wins reelection.  I'm sure the university will supply coloring books and counseling for those that cant handle how their life will not change a bit as a result 

[AtticusFinch 155]

15 hours ago, Agent47 said:

Obama NEVER behaved like Trump did in that press conference. Trump instigated it. On purpose.

Btw. Trump didn't pee on whores. Whores peed on Trump. Trump is into getting golden showers.

Most right wingers are into S&M. And rape.

Stop beating women.   #metoo

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,853]

10 minutes ago, AtticusFinch said:

I dont think anyone cares.  I hope you have a safe space to go to when he wins reelection.  I'm sure the university will supply coloring books and counseling for those that cant handle how their life will not change a bit as a result 

you're right no one cares. how stupid of me.

[Agent47 157]

23 minutes ago, AtticusFinch said:

Stop beating women.   #metoo

Okay lady, I'll stop beating you. 

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

20 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

No.

[maninblack 7,974]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,853]

[EMAWesome 101]

imgur

[EMAWesome 101]

Every time Agent 47 makes a post he reinforces the argument for abolishing the Department of Education.

[maninblack 7,974]

[TexasMan 10,838]

 

[Agent47 157]

2 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

Every time Agent 47 makes a post he reinforces the argument for abolishing the Department of Education.

I graduated from UT. 

[Agent47 157]

I'd post my diploma but it's in Colorado & I'm in Los Angeles.