Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes

[elfenix 34171]

 

[Guest Lobo]

So I’m guessing we’re just a few weeks away from some CPAC speaker legitimately questioning why undocumented puppets are receiving government benefits via PBS?

these aren’t lone, GOP whackos asking these questions.  I know because I was one.  Schlapp is on the inside ring of the inside ring.  
 

for the record, Bert is half Romanian and half Armenian.  

Edited November 20, 2021 by Lobo

[washparkhorn 9935]

First thing we need to do is round up the architects and make them squeal. 

Spoiler

Scotch - China style. https://www.archdaily.com/972066/the-chuan-malt-whisky-distillery-neri-and-hu-design-and-research-office/6194dabcf91c8120f5000047-the-chuan-malt-whisky-distillery-neri-and-hu-design-and-research-office-photo

 

Edited November 21, 2021 by washparkhorn

[atomheartbevo 89416]

On 11/19/2021 at 11:23 PM, Lobo said:

for the record, Bert is half Romanian and half Armenian.  

Did anybody honestly think he was human?

[Guest Lobo]

Well we’ve listened to serious concerns from serious political leaders about gender pronouns regarding Mister Potato Head, the sexuality of Superman, the marital status of Murphy Brown, and now the ethnicity of Bert & Ernie.  And dozens more like this over the years.  
 

I am opposed vehemently to ‘woke cancel culture’, but at least it involves real people.  I’m trying to understand why we’re politicizing toys, comic books, and puppets.  But here we are. Makes sense since Trump is basically a puppet.  

[DalTxHornFan 3085]

9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well we’ve listened to serious concerns from serious political leaders about gender pronouns regarding Mister Potato Head, the sexuality of Superman, the marital status of Murphy Brown, and now the ethnicity of Bert & Ernie.  And dozens more like this over the years.  
 

I am opposed vehemently to ‘woke cancel culture’, but at least it involves real people.  I’m trying to understand why we’re politicizing toys, comic books, and puppets.  But here we are. Makes sense since Trump Biden is basically a puppet.  

FIFY

[Guest Lobo]

They’re all puppets was my point.  Just picking on Trump In this particular post since it was the CPAC poster

[elfenix 34171]

[MissingInAction 24814]

The stupid shit on Facebook thread is that way --->

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[atomheartbevo 89416]

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I recently ordered some t-shirts for a team my kid is on.  The "additional processing time" is not because of popularity, but because suppliers are lagging on getting things like t-shirts to the t-shirt companies.

[workswithseed 2036]

12 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Well shit, someone caught on to the meme.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Some faux Tom of Finland to brighten your day.

 

[Satoshi 129]

 

[Bullneck 18987]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[workswithseed 2036]

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Did you actually laugh when you saw this, or do you actually lick door knobs to start your brain.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Too soon? 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

I wish this was a meme

 

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

I’m Ron Burgundy?

 

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

 

[immortal13 4059]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

 

What a complete and utter moron

[gyroprotagonist 2591]

we should never have a president/senator elected in their 70s.  it's fucking stupid and asking for trouble.  don't care which party.

But it's good to be laughing at this type of shit again.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33841]

2 hours ago, immortal13 said:

What a complete and utter moron

and yet somehow head and shoulders smarter than his predecessor

[Mole 4320]

On 11/18/2021 at 10:19 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Why do right wingers cling to the Babylon Bee?  It's such a poor man's Onion.  Not even close.  C'mon man.

Their satire of white evangelical church culture is pretty good. Whenever they step outside of their wheelhouse, they turn into typical conservative whining snowflakes. The shift from inward looking, insightful social commentary to outward looking, shallow political kvetching seemed to happen mid-late Trump era, when everything else is the world  seemed to get worse.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33841]

[brakeman 28239]

 

Edited November 25, 2021 by brakeman
Karen, ok?

[brakeman 28239]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[workswithseed 2036]

[atomheartbevo 89416]

On 11/24/2021 at 10:29 AM, gyroprotagonist said:

we should never have a president/senator elected in their 70s.  it's fucking stupid and asking for trouble.  don't care which party.

But it's good to be laughing at this type of shit again.  

Kind of like people laughing at Gerald Ford's tripping/accidents after Nixon, because "Hey, Ford was not as shitty/evil as Nixon!"

[Sawbonz 27423]

9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’ve never met anyone who described the nazis as left wing. Left wing authoritarians sure can do repression, pogroms, and genocide with the best of the right wingers though

[Willfully Horn 7913]

Team le crueset. 

[brakeman 28239]

[workswithseed 2036]

[immortal13 4059]

11 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Michelle looks jealous

[Guest Lobo]

I don’t know why but Michelle always looked to me like she gave great blowjobs.

I would bet everything I own that Melania has had more cocks in her mouth than all other first ladies Combined.  

I bet most First Ladies either had zero, or just the president’s.  Probably a handful that had a few adventures in their youth.  And no penalties for getting some dick after you leave the White House like Jackie O.  So First Ladies, until Melania, probably totaled 50 different dicks.  No way in hell Melania has blown less than 75 dudes in her lifetime.  Shit, she’s probably had more dicks in her mouth at the same time than some first lady’s in total.  
She was truly the Bob Stoops of First Ladies. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21060]

1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

Perhaps the first and only time I'd ever agree w/ a trumpkin.  

[brakeman 28239]

[workswithseed 2036]

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

So much truth in 2 panels. 

[Biff Tannen 45492]

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

It’s called ALEC

[Longhorn_Fan68 33841]

[immortal13 4059]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33841]

that's fake, btw

[Guest Lobo]

It's as real as the vaginal rejuvenation surgery material they used inside Melania's cunt after it's been just destroyed by one Balkan cock after another.  The alpha male leader himself, Donald Trump, has no idea the pounding that pussy has taken.  But kudos to her plastic surgery team.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33841]

^fair
 

 

[elfenix 34171]

can you post in the right fucking thread?

[Anastasis 23394]